When blind people take a dump, how do they know when to finish wiping?

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301
    #1

    When blind people take a dump, how do they know when to finish wiping?

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    • Deej
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      • Jun 2005
      • 24386
      #2
      im more concerned about obese people...

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        • L-Pink
          working on my tan
          • Mar 2005
          • 39151
          #3
          Their fingers taste clean?

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            • IllTestYourGirls
              Ah My Balls
              • Feb 2007
              • 14311
              #4
              taste?

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                • DarkJedi
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 28301
                  #5
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  Their fingers taste clean?
                  Oh Snap!

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                    • Jens Van Assterdam
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                      • Feb 2008
                      • 6677
                      #6
                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                      Their fingers taste clean?
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                        • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
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                          • May 2005
                          • 18314
                          #7
                          I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

                          One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

                          On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

                          Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.

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                            • Iron Fist
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 23400
                              #8
                              They don't eat enough to poop.
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                                • GirlsOnYou
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                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 618
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Mr.Right
                                  I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

                                  One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

                                  On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

                                  Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.
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                                    • MBS Auto
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                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 1725
                                      #10
                                      this is a sick topic...
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                                        • skinnay
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                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 2274
                                          #11
                                          As long as all the major chunks are out of the hair I'm good to go.
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                                            • skinnay
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                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 2274
                                              #12
                                              oh, blind people whoops
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                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 16502
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Mr.Right
                                                  I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

                                                  One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

                                                  On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

                                                  Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.

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                                                    • DefaultMan
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                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                      • 1869
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Mr.Right
                                                      I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

                                                      One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

                                                      On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

                                                      Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.
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                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 38979
                                                          #15
                                                          Thats an easy one...

                                                          Their guide dog stops licking...

                                                          Just like in much the same way that they know when its time to land, and too tuck and roll, when skydiving...

                                                          The leash goes slack...
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                                                            • Malicious Biz
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 4575
                                                              #16
                                                              I have no idea but that is one intriguing question.

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                                                                • aico
                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 14748
                                                                  #17
                                                                  where to you think the phrase "I can't see shit" comes from?

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                                                                    • marketsmart
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                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 20419
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Mr.Right
                                                                      I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

                                                                      One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

                                                                      On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

                                                                      Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.
                                                                      do you have a phd in poo? you seem to have this topic mastered...

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                                                                        • Bojangles
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                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                          • 5419
                                                                          #19

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                                                                            • SexualDragon
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                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                              • 3038
                                                                              #20
                                                                              They have a standard 10 wipe method. No more, No less
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                                                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                  • 38979
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                  do you have a phd in poo? you seem to have this topic mastered...

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                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                      • 94107
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      When the smell subsides I guess...

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                                                                                        • jpwhits
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                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 1045
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          When the seeing eye dog stops licking.
                                                                                          ))<>((

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                                                                                            • Persius
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                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 11779
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Use 2 wet wipes and you'll be good to go

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                                                                                                • aico
                                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by jpwhits
                                                                                                  When the seeing eye dog stops licking.

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                                                                                                    • VeriSexy
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                      • 25463
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mr.Right
                                                                                                      I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

                                                                                                      One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

                                                                                                      On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

                                                                                                      Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.
                                                                                                      well there you have it
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                                                                                                        • bobby666
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                          • 21765
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          they'll smell on their paper

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                                                                                                            • Manowar
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                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                              • 71528
                                                                                                              #28

                                                                                                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                              Their fingers taste clean?

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                                                                                                                • Tjeezers
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                                                                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                  • 16604
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  when the paper slips, it is still not clean
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