Categories for the Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards this Sunday

Biggest Cum Guzzler
Best Boner of the Year
Puffiest Nipples
Prettiest Penis
Sweetest Ass
Blogger of the Year
Best Bimbo
Fluffer of the year
Craziest Cash Program
Blogger of the Year
Prettiest Penis in the Business
Biggest Pussy Lips
Best Dimples
Most Crooked Cock
Puffiest Nipples
Weakest Load
Site you can't live without
Director Most Likely to sleep with talent off camera
Most likely to fuck the crew
Suitcase Pimp of the Year
Most likely to deny they were in the adult business
Best O Face
Least likely to get laid off camera
Casting Couch of the Year
Most likely to make it as a mainstream actress
Most overhyped starlet
Paysite of the Year
VOD site of the Year
Golden Throat Award
Best sex kitten
Best British booty
Best load dropping
Best Character actor in porn
Best Couples Scene AKA most Romantic Moment in porn
Most Pessimistic Person in the industry