Proof of Evolutionary Theory! Darwin Vindicated!

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  • fusionx
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 4618

    #1

    Proof of Evolutionary Theory! Darwin Vindicated!

    You've got to read this. It's a miracle of progressive, modern thought!

    DAYTON, TN?A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin?author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement?made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.

    "I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed "Scopes Monkey Trial" and is widely considered one of Darwinism's holiest sites. "Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested."

    Added Freiberg, "Behold the power and glory of the scientific method!"

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  • hypedough
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    • Sep 2007
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    #2
    LOL The Onion is great.

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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
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      #3
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      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
        (felis madjewicus)
        • Jul 2006
        • 20368

        #4
        Originally posted by hypedough
        LOL The Onion is great.
        Youstole the exact words out of my mouth

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        • Serge Litehead
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          • Dec 2002
          • 5190

          #5
          Darwin is Jesus

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          • Drake
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            • Mar 2003
            • 12508

            #6
            Originally posted by hypedough
            LOL The Onion is great.
            Seconded

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            • fusionx
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 4618

              #7
              "It's a stain on a wall, and nothing more," said the Rev. Clement McCoy, a professor at Oral Roberts University and prominent opponent of evolutionary theory. "Anything else is the delusional fantasy of a fanatical evolutionist mindset that sees only what it wishes to see in the hopes of validating a baseless, illogical belief system. I only hope these heretics see the error of their ways before our Most Powerful God smites them all in His vengeance."

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              • qxm
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                • Jul 2006
                • 5970

                #8
                Some sexy talk there........ almost got a boner while reading it

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