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  • wehateporn
    Promoting Debate on GFY
    • Apr 2007
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    #1

    Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?

    There are no dental records and all the DNA matches
  • Coup
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    • Apr 2010
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    #2
    Please don't post anti-Appalachian bigotry on GFY

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    • mineistaken
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      • Apr 2007
      • 29656

      #3
      Because of Trump, of course!

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      • _Richard_
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        • Oct 2006
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        #4
        Originally posted by Coup
        Please don't post anti-Appalachian bigotry on GFY

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        • Coup
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          #5
          Originally posted by _Richard_
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          • brassmonkey
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            #6
            Originally posted by _Richard_
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            • crockett
              in a van by the river
              • May 2003
              • 76818

              #7
              Originally posted by mineistaken
              Because of Trump, of course!
              You must be the first person up everyday in your trailer park.
              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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              • mineistaken
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                • Apr 2007
                • 29656

                #8
                Originally posted by crockett
                You must be the first person up everyday in your trailer park.
                I do not like living in trailers, VW vans and other boxes.

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                • Zuzana Designs
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                  #9
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                  • dyna mo
                    just a fucking jerk
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 68184

                    #10
                    That's funny but technically,its hillbillies that inbreed not rednecks.

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                    • Paul Markham
                      Too old to care
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 52942

                      #11
                      Don't forget redneck policeman. Now with DNA it's hard to blame a black man.



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                      • mineistaken
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                        • Apr 2007
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Paul Markham
                        Don't forget redneck policeman. Now with DNA it's hard to blame a black man.
                        For someone who is anti rapefugees I never took you for a guilter as well

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                        • Hannes
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                          #13
                          Because Trump is one too. No offence.
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                          • crockett
                            in a van by the river
                            • May 2003
                            • 76818

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mineistaken
                            I do not like living in trailers, VW vans and other boxes.
                            That's great, just keep sitting those goals high and soon enough you can get your out of Sunnydale Trailer Park!
                            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56220

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Paul Markham
                              Don't forget redneck policeman. Now with DNA it's hard to blame a black man.
                              Truth! The struggle is real


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                              • 420
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                                • Mar 2003
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                                #16
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                                • crockett
                                  in a van by the river
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 76818

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by 420
                                  That's not a redneck.. That guy actually did something outdoors other than put his truck on blocks in the front yard..
                                  In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                  • mineistaken
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                                    • Apr 2007
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by crockett
                                    That's great, just keep sitting those goals high and soon enough you can get your out of Sunnydale Trailer Park!
                                    I guess you misunderstood my post. Lets try one more time:
                                    I do not live in a box like trailer or VW van.

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                                    • blackmonsters
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                                      • Nov 2002
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by crockett
                                      That's not a redneck.. That guy actually did something outdoors other than put his truck on blocks in the front yard..
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                                      • crockett
                                        in a van by the river
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 76818

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mineistaken
                                        I guess you misunderstood my post. Lets try one more time:
                                        I do not live in a box like trailer or VW van.
                                        Dreams do come true I see!
                                        In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                        • xXXtesy10
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                                          #21
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                                          • dyna mo
                                            just a fucking jerk
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 68184

                                            #22
                                            what this thread needs is some charlie daniels explaining what a real redneck is.


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                                            • dyna mo
                                              just a fucking jerk
                                              • Dec 2008
                                              • 68184

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by crockett
                                              That's not a redneck.. That guy actually did something outdoors other than put his truck on blocks in the front yard..
                                              when you're wrenching underneath your van in a random parking lot, do you use jackstands or 2x4s to lift it?

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                                              • crockett
                                                in a van by the river
                                                • May 2003
                                                • 76818

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                what this thread needs is some charlie daniels explaining what a real redneck is.


                                                You can't just pretend trailer park rednecks aren't "real" rednecks just because they don't fit into the romance of a country song..

                                                Just like it's silly calling people "fake" liberals because they don't fit your idea of what a liberal is.

                                                Can't just wish away things you don't like and pretend they aren't real.
                                                In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                • crockett
                                                  in a van by the river
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 76818

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                  when you're wrenching underneath your van in a random parking lot, do you use jackstands or 2x4s to lift it?
                                                  You don't use jack stands to "lift". You use a "jack" and place the vehicle onto jackstands.

                                                  To answer your question, I carry both a jack and a single jack stand. I'm not nedneck, so I lack 2x4s and cement blocks in my tool kit.
                                                  In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                  • dyna mo
                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 68184

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by crockett
                                                    You can't just pretend trailer park rednecks aren't "real" rednecks just because they don't fit into the romance of a country song..

                                                    Just like it's silly calling people "fake" liberals because they don't fit your idea of what a liberal is.

                                                    Can't just wish away things you don't like and pretend they aren't real.

                                                    right, your version of things is the right version of things. charlie daniels is wrong with his view and should not have written that song about his views.

                                                    high 5!

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                                                    • dyna mo
                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 68184

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by crockett
                                                      You don't use jack stands to "lift". You use a "jack" and place the vehicle onto jackstands.

                                                      To answer your question, I carry both a jack and a single jack stand. I'm not nedneck, so I lack 2x4s and cement blocks in my tool kit.
                                                      what finish did you go with on the plywood interior redux on your van? or are you there yet?


                                                      high 5!

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                                                      • crockett
                                                        in a van by the river
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 76818

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                        what finish did you go with on the plywood interior redux on your van? or are you there yet?


                                                        high 5!
                                                        Why you so mad bro?
                                                        In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                        • dyna mo
                                                          just a fucking jerk
                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                          • 68184

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by crockett
                                                          Why you so mad bro?
                                                          i'm taking an interest in your life project, that's mad? you run around here posting from thebackwoods about your cool van lifestyle and even have posted pics of your reduxing your van.

                                                          it sounds like it's not going good. sorry to bring up a touchy subject.

                                                          high 5?

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                                                          • crockett
                                                            in a van by the river
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 76818

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                            i'm taking an interest in your life project, that's mad? you run around here posting from thebackwoods about your cool van lifestyle and even have posted pics of your reduxing your van.

                                                            it sounds like it's not going good. sorry to bring up a touchy subject.

                                                            high 5?
                                                            Don't be so mad that you gotta go camping at walmart with your big RV and all the shit you gotta take with you. I'm sure it's really fun packing everything in for a week end trip and spending 3 hours setting up everything, then 3 hours packing it all back in when you want to leave..

                                                            Don't be mad bro enjoy it..
                                                            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                            • mineistaken
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                                                              • Apr 2007
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by crockett
                                                              Dreams do come true I see!
                                                              Seriously, the guy living in a van is making a looking down joke of someone living in a bigger van (trailer)
                                                              Only in libby logic land
                                                              Oh yeah, but you "have amazing views". Lol.

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                                                              • dyna mo
                                                                just a fucking jerk
                                                                • Dec 2008
                                                                • 68184

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by crockett
                                                                Don't be so mad that you gotta go camping at walmart with your big RV and all the shit you gotta take with you. I'm sure it's really fun packing everything in for a week end trip and spending 3 hours setting up everything, then 3 hours packing it all back in when you want to leave..

                                                                Don't be mad bro enjoy it..
                                                                are you kidding? our summer beach tours are the best times of the year. that's why we invested in a luxury class A. packing? all the shit to bring? i'm a redneck remember, some board shorts and a tank top and i'm fine. the boards stay in the coach basement storage all the time, along with the bbq grill and all that. and it doesn't take near that long to drag up: push a few buttons and let hydraulics pull the slides in and levelers up.

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                                                                • dyna mo
                                                                  just a fucking jerk
                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                  • 68184

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                  Seriously, the guy living in a van is making a looking down joke of someone living in a bigger van (trailer)
                                                                  Only in libby logic land
                                                                  Oh yeah, but you "have amazing views". Lol.
                                                                  he's making fun of us just using our motor coach at all!


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                                                                  • crockett
                                                                    in a van by the river
                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                    • 76818

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                    Seriously, the guy living in a van is making a looking down joke of someone living in a bigger van (trailer)
                                                                    Only in libby logic land
                                                                    Oh yeah, but you "have amazing views". Lol.
                                                                    Don't be mad bro.. I realize some of you are uppity, so calling your home a "trailer" is grounds for a front yard fightin match. I meant "manufactured home" it's all good Leroy..
                                                                    In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                    • crockett
                                                                      in a van by the river
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 76818

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                      he's making fun of us just using our motor coach at all!


                                                                      No No man, you have me all wrong. I'm telling you to enjoy those Walmart parking lots on your way to the 20 by 50ft lot sandwiched next to the other great outdoors-men in their RV's with the same squiggly line paint jobs as everyone else.. I'm sure hearing the old guy fart in the next camp site 2 ft away is good for some laughs!

                                                                      Fun stuff man I'm really jelly!
                                                                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                      • dyna mo
                                                                        just a fucking jerk
                                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                                        • 68184

                                                                        #36
                                                                        crockett's the only guy i know that got kicked outta Texas by some angry bikers.

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                                                                        • dyna mo
                                                                          just a fucking jerk
                                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                                          • 68184

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by crockett
                                                                          No No man, you have me all wrong. I'm telling you to enjoy those Walmart parking lots on your way to the 20 by 50ft lot sandwiched next to the other great outdoors-men in their RV's with the same squiggly line paint jobs as everyone else.. I'm sure hearing the old guy fart in the next camp site 2 ft away is good for some laughs!

                                                                          Fun stuff man I'm really jelly!
                                                                          obviously you've never RV'd in Cali during the summer surf competitions up and down the coast. but yes, i agree it's better where you are, stay there!

                                                                          high 5!

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                                                                          • crockett
                                                                            in a van by the river
                                                                            • May 2003
                                                                            • 76818

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                            obviously you've never RV'd in Cali during the summer surf competitions up and down the coast. but yes, i agree it's better where you are, stay there!

                                                                            high 5!
                                                                            Yes, I'm sure it's much more fun than actually driving a old van to baja and actually surfing all day and hanging by the camp fire all right. All those old school surfers in their raggity vans are probably hating life. I'm sure they would be quick to tell me I'm doing it wrong!
                                                                            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                            • dyna mo
                                                                              just a fucking jerk
                                                                              • Dec 2008
                                                                              • 68184

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by crockett
                                                                              Yes, I'm sure it's much more fun than actually driving a old van to baja and actually surfing all day and hanging by the camp fire all right. All those old school surfers in their raggity vans are probably hating life. I'm sure they would be quick to tell me I'm doing it wrong!
                                                                              crockett, wake up. if you ever do that, you'll let us know.

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                                                                              • crockett
                                                                                in a van by the river
                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                • 76818

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                crockett, wake up. if you ever do that, you'll let us know.
                                                                                Oh broski, I just feel bad for you that you shun much of the lifestyle that that surfing is known for..
                                                                                In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                                • dyna mo
                                                                                  just a fucking jerk
                                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                                  • 68184

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                  Oh broski, I just feel bad for you that you shun much of the lifestyle that that surfing is known for..
                                                                                  I'll tell my neighbor here in Huntington Beach while were paddling out that Crockett in blm new Mexico says so. She'll chuckle.

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                                                                                  • crockett
                                                                                    in a van by the river
                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                    • 76818

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                    I'll tell my neighbor here in Huntington Beach while were paddling out that Crockett in blm new Mexico says so. She'll chuckle.
                                                                                    Sorry Chief, but I've been bouncing around CO for some time.. NM is a bit too hot and dusty for my taste this time of year..
                                                                                    In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                                    • dyna mo
                                                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                                      • 68184

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                      Sorry Chief, but I've been bouncing around CO for some time.. NM is a bit too hot and dusty for my taste this time of year..
                                                                                      How are the waves in co?

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                                                                                      • Hannes
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                                                                                        • May 2016
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                        Don't forget redneck policeman. Now with DNA it's hard to blame a black man.
                                                                                        I laughed but this is actually true
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                                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                          Don't be mad bro.. I realize some of you are uppity, so calling your home a "trailer" is grounds for a front yard fightin match. I meant "manufactured home" it's all good Leroy..
                                                                                          Where did you get the idea that I was mad?
                                                                                          I merely told you that I do not live in a trailer AND laughed at a guy living in a small box trying to look down on a guys living in a bigger box, that was genuinely funny

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                                                                                          • CurrentlySober
                                                                                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                            • 38944

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                            I do not like living in trailers, VW vans and other boxes.
                                                                                            i cunt a4d 2 live in trailers, VW vans and other boxes...


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                                                                                            • mineistaken
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                                                                                              • Apr 2007
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                                              i cunt a4d 2 live in trailers, VW vans and other boxes...
                                                                                              Loser

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                                                                                              • pornsprite
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                                                                                                • Dec 2009
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Rednecks already know which one of their relatives committed the crime and since it is in the family they don't want to lose any more relatives so they just ignore the original crime.
                                                                                                Go Fuck Yourself

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                                                                                                • crockett
                                                                                                  in a van by the river
                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                  • 76818

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                                  Where did you get the idea that I was mad?
                                                                                                  I merely told you that I do not live in a trailer AND laughed at a guy living in a small box trying to look down on a guys living in a bigger box, that was genuinely funny
                                                                                                  Honestly, it's OK you live in a manufactured home. I don't judge.
                                                                                                  In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                                                                  • mineistaken
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2007
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by crockett
                                                                                                    Honestly, it's OK you live in a manufactured home. I don't judge.
                                                                                                    When you post the same thing for the 4th time, it is nothing left for me than to post the same thing for the 2nd time:


                                                                                                    I told you that I do not live in a trailer AND laughed at a guy living in a small box trying to look down on a guys living in a bigger box, that was genuinely funny

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