William Shatner is going to die soon

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  • Bladewire
    StraightBro
    • Aug 2003
    • 56220

    #1

    William Shatner is going to die soon

    Just saw him on Larry King Now. He's extremely bloated and his eyes won't stop watering, spitting with every word he speaks. Poor little fella pimping horseshow.org talking about death & spirituality and his novel about Leonard and another book ZeroG.


    Skype: CallTomNow

  • wehateporn
    Promoting Debate on GFY
    • Apr 2007
    • 27176

    #2
    He looked bad in Boston Legal too over 10 years ago, that man enjoys life, he was too busy even to go to Spock's funeral

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    • Bladewire
      StraightBro
      • Aug 2003
      • 56220

      #3
      Originally posted by wehateporn
      He looked bad in Boston Legal too over 10 years ago, that man enjoys life, he was too busy even to go to Spock's funeral
      Trumps ego personified


      Skype: CallTomNow

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      • wehateporn
        Promoting Debate on GFY
        • Apr 2007
        • 27176

        #4
        Originally posted by Bladewire
        Trumps ego personified
        True, though Trump's ego is more justifiable

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        • SBJ
          So Fucking Fabulous
          • Apr 2003
          • 11377

          #5
          sure hope he doesn't get murdered or this thread might be evidence and you will be the prime suspect

          just tell them it wasn't you it was a man with prosthetics

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          • MiamiBoyz
            fgfdftre6
            • Oct 2012
            • 6688

            #6
            He will never die because he worships Satan.

            He will out live you all you fuckers!

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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75733

              #7
              Captain Kirk will never die.
              Herschel Savage
              Brooklyn, NY

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              • 2MuchMark
                Mark of 2Much.net
                • Aug 2004
                • 50902

                #8
                You're missing out if you don't appreciate the guy. He lives better than anyone I know. Most actors let their careers die when they become typecast, but not Shatner. If you want a real treat, go and see his one-man show, or check him out at Comicon or other con when you get a chance. The guy is remarkable.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133978

                  #9
                  Shats will never die!

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                  • OneHungLo
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2001
                    • 40902

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bladewire
                    Just saw him on Larry King Now. He's extremely bloated and his eyes won't stop watering, spitting with every word he speaks. Poor little fella pimping horseshow.org talking about death & spirituality and his novel about Leonard and another book ZeroG.
                    Was he half in the bag? What's up with those watery, bloodshot eyes?

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                    • BlackCrayon
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 19634

                      #11
                      my son enjoys his work on the clangers..

                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                      • beerptrol
                        Confirmed Asshole
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 12722

                        #12
                        He's like Keith Richards
                        “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
                        -- Ulysses S. Grant

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94031

                          #13
                          That ain't news ...

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                          • Sunny Day
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 1406

                            #14
                            Shatner

                            Has he asked Mr DeMille for his closeup yet?

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