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  • GTS Mark
    Vrume Mark
    • Jan 2001
    • 20912
    #1

    If You're Not Using This New Type Of Ad Creative You Are Leaving Money On The Table

    I'm sure you have all seen them, they are the fake MSN ads... They pop up on sites about 1-2 seconds after a surfer has visited your site (and can be 24 hour frequency capped so your bookmarkers don't get pissed off).

    Here is an example if you have never seen this type of creative before.

    http://www.gtsads.com/imframe.html

    They are super hot right now and getting a ton of clicks and I mean a TON! We have our own MSN ad creative and are looking for more site owners/publishers to run them... We're offering 3 cents per click. We have one high volume publisher doing 25,000-30,000 clicks per day on this one creative alone! That works out to roughly $750-900 a day, not bad for putting up one little creative huh?

    All you have to do is quickly sign up at GTSADS and hit up Ian and he will get you set up with the proper code as quickly as possible.

    Trust me guys, I would hit this HARD now because surfers are going to get used to his kind of advertising and start ignoring it. Regardless if you decide to use our ad creative or another competitor's I GUARANTEE it will make you more money than you currently are. It?s a tough time in our industry right now so make the money while it's on the table

    Thanks guys, have a great night!
    DH
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    • Ice
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2002
      • 26053
      #2
      Are you not worried about Microsoft coming after you?
      icq 1904905

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        • marketsmart
          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
          • Dec 2004
          • 20419
          #3
          you do realize a person can get sued by MS for this right?

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            • cybermike
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 4123
              #4
              what are some example sites the surfers would click thru
              Hey surfers how about some The Best Porn Sites

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                • fuzebox
                  making it rain
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22365
                  #5
                  Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                  Trust me guys, I would hit this HARD now because surfers are going to get used to his kind of advertising and start ignoring it.
                  I'm already seeing my clicks and sales going way down compared to when I put the ads up in late May

                  They're still getting clicked though and not affecting my other sponsor clicks, so a great source of found income

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                    • The Truth Hurts
                      Zph7YXfjMhg
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 15776
                      #6
                      yeah.. those are cute..
                      but serioulsy... does that actually fool anyone other than kiddies too stupid to figure out how to get msn messenger off their systems and who will click absolutely anything?

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                        • GTS Mark
                          Vrume Mark
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 20912
                          #7
                          Originally posted by cybermike
                          what are some example sites the surfers would click thru
                          Give me a shout and I would be happy to give you more details.

                          icq 5191566

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                            • GTS Mark
                              Vrume Mark
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 20912
                              #8
                              Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                              yeah.. those are cute..
                              but serioulsy... does that actually fool anyone other than kiddies too stupid to figure out how to get msn messenger off their systems and who will click absolutely anything?
                              It's working very well for us, or obviously I would'nt be looking for more publishers to run this offer.

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                                • GTS Mark
                                  Vrume Mark
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 20912
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by fuzebox
                                  I'm already seeing my clicks and sales going way down compared to when I put the ads up in late May

                                  They're still getting clicked though and not affecting my other sponsor clicks, so a great source of found income
                                  Hey Fuze, yeah man we have noticed very similar things. Bookmarkers initially will click on them like crazy but then become used to them. But as you said it'a a nice source of found income.

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                                    • WiredGuy
                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 34515
                                      #10
                                      I've been using these for over a year now, now everyone is catching on...
                                      WG
                                      I play with Google.

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                                        • GTS Mark
                                          Vrume Mark
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 20912
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                          I've been using these for over a year now, now everyone is catching on...
                                          WG
                                          So what are you trying to say we're behind the times or you're just ahead of these things before anyone else

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                                            • stickyfingerz
                                              Doin fine
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24984
                                              #12
                                              Do you have both male and female versions, or just female? Have you tried these on gay sites too? Signing up but, I want to put these across our network of free sites, so I ain't putting in all the sites right now lol. Will test on a few.

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                                                • GTS Mark
                                                  Vrume Mark
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 20912
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                  Do you have both male and female versions, or just female? Have you tried these on gay sites too? Signing up but, I want to put these across our network of free sites, so I ain't putting in all the sites right now lol. Will test on a few.
                                                  Hey Sticky we have male and female... Just adding in the male/gay headshots and code tomorrow.

                                                  We're KILLING it on the gay stuff actually with another publisher!

                                                  Maybe I should take Juicy's headshot and put it in the gay creative, I bet you that will just smash in more traffic
                                                  Last edited by GTS Mark; 09-09-2008, 02:51 PM.

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                                                    • stickyfingerz
                                                      Doin fine
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24984
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                      Hey Sticky we have male and female... Just adding in the male/gay headshots and code tomorrow.

                                                      We're KILLING it on the gay stuff actually with another publisher!

                                                      Maybe I should take Juicy's headshot and put it in the gay creative, I bet you that will just smash in more traffic
                                                      Good stuff, signed up, and sent an email to Ian. Would like to get these setup tonight or tomorrow if possible. Thanks

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                                                        • GTS Mark
                                                          Vrume Mark
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 20912
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                          Good stuff, signed up, and sent an email to Ian. Would like to get these setup tonight or tomorrow if possible. Thanks
                                                          Ian is like a zombie, he is almost always online. I will tell him you're looking for him and looking to be setup asap.

                                                          Thanks!

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                                                            • Juicy D. Links
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 122992
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST

                                                              Maybe I should take Juicy's headshot and put it in the gay creative, I bet you that will just smash in more traffic

                                                              i put up a dating profile for myself and I got fucking like tons of guys hitting me up cause i am gorgeous.... but like only a few chicks WTF???????????

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                                                                • stickyfingerz
                                                                  Doin fine
                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 24984
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                  i put up a dating profile for myself and I got fucking like tons of guys hitting me up cause i am gorgeous.... but like only a few chicks WTF???????????
                                                                  You never responded to my email on that site...

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                                                                    • GTS Mark
                                                                      Vrume Mark
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 20912
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                      i put up a dating profile for myself and I got fucking like tons of guys hitting me up cause i am gorgeous.... but like only a few chicks WTF???????????

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                                                                        • pocketkangaroo
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                          • 8452
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Has this been cleared with lawyers? No offense, but the MSN logo in the ad would seem to make your site liable if the Microsoft lawyers came a calling. That company doesn't fuck around and is well known to follow through all the way on lawsuits regarding infringment.

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                                                                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                              MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 16502
                                                                              #20
                                                                              and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

                                                                              http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/

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                                                                                • JA$ON
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                                  • 1329
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  you're welcome

                                                                                  LOL

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                                                                                    • kenny
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 7245
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                      and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

                                                                                      http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/

                                                                                      I see so it basicly tricks the surfer into clicking a fake message sending the confused surfer to a website he/she never intended to go.

                                                                                      Thats just lovely.
                                                                                      7

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                                                                                        • candyflip
                                                                                          Carpe Visio
                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 43073
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                          and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

                                                                                          http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/


                                                                                          You fucking rock.

                                                                                          Spend you some brain.
                                                                                          Email Me

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                                                                                            • Pete-KT
                                                                                              Workin With The Devil
                                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                                              • 51532
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              seen those a long time ago on mainstream sites

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                                                                                                • klaze
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • May 2008
                                                                                                  • 2167
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                                                                  I'm sure you have all seen them, they are the fake MSN ads... They pop up on sites about 1-2 seconds after a surfer has visited your site (and can be 24 hour frequency capped so your bookmarkers don't get pissed off).

                                                                                                  Here is an example if you have never seen this type of creative before.

                                                                                                  http://www.gtsads.com/imframe.html

                                                                                                  They are super hot right now and getting a ton of clicks and I mean a TON! We have our own MSN ad creative and are looking for more site owners/publishers to run them... We're offering 3 cents per click. We have one high volume publisher doing 25,000-30,000 clicks per day on this one creative alone! That works out to roughly $750-900 a day, not bad for putting up one little creative huh?

                                                                                                  All you have to do is quickly sign up at GTSADS and hit up Ian and he will get you set up with the proper code as quickly as possible.

                                                                                                  Trust me guys, I would hit this HARD now because surfers are going to get used to his kind of advertising and start ignoring it. Regardless if you decide to use our ad creative or another competitor's I GUARANTEE it will make you more money than you currently are. It?s a tough time in our industry right now so make the money while it's on the table

                                                                                                  Thanks guys, have a great night!
                                                                                                  DH
                                                                                                  Yer a little late.

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                                                                                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                                      (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                                      • 20368
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                      and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

                                                                                                      http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/
                                                                                                      now that's what i like to see! always works much better making use of your traffic for your own gains, as opposed to selling your clicks away at 3 cents a pop. just like the peel ads that everybody was raving about. were way more effect for me when i used my own.

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                                                                                                        • Useless Warrior
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                                          • 978
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                          and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

                                                                                                          http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/
                                                                                                          I don't know you, but if you are ever in the need of a very loving and sweaty man-hug, come find me. Thank you.
                                                                                                          OWAMW

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                                                                                                            • Tempest
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                              • 10217
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Interesting... I've only seen that recently but now I'm going to build somethign similar to promote some cam sites with a little pop-up like that.. Probably swap out the peel ads I've been using..

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                                                                                                                • Tempest
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                  • 10217
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                  and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

                                                                                                                  http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/
                                                                                                                  cool.. save me some work..

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                                                                                                                    • Sosa
                                                                                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                      • 40149
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i've seen this type of ad on more and more sites. Great ad, that will def generate clicks.

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                                                                                                                        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                                          MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                          • 16502
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by kenny
                                                                                                                          I see so it basicly tricks the surfer into clicking a fake message sending the confused surfer to a website he/she never intended to go.

                                                                                                                          Thats just lovely.
                                                                                                                          Or you can integrate say, xxxblackbook into it by putting profiles through it and linking to that profile, thus they click it, and goto the page that made them click...

                                                                                                                          Originally posted by candyflip


                                                                                                                          You fucking rock.


                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                                                          now that's what i like to see! always works much better making use of your traffic for your own gains, as opposed to selling your clicks away at 3 cents a pop. just like the peel ads that everybody was raving about. were way more effect for me when i used my own.
                                                                                                                          You're welcome.

                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Useless Warrior
                                                                                                                          I don't know you, but if you are ever in the need of a very loving and sweaty man-hug, come find me. Thank you.
                                                                                                                          I get enough sweaty man-hugs from GrouchyAdmin, hes kinda faggish like that.

                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Tempest
                                                                                                                          cool.. save me some work..
                                                                                                                          You're a fucking idiot, just had to say that, enjoy it.

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                                                                                                                            • KMR Stitch
                                                                                                                              I am cool
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                              • 14494
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              more clicks dont mean more sales.
                                                                                                                              it means people close your page for naggy bullshit to trick their intelligence.

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                                                                                                                                • Aussie Rebel
                                                                                                                                  Blow Me U Geeks
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 5108
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                  and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

                                                                                                                                  http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/
                                                                                                                                  Thanks mate

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                                                                                                                                    • ianlester
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                                                                                      • 207
                                                                                                                                      #34


                                                                                                                                      I won't say anything negative I wish you all the best
                                                                                                                                      Last edited by ianlester; 09-09-2008, 06:24 PM.
                                                                                                                                      Adnium - CPMv Adnetwork

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                                                                                                                                        • Wiredoctor
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 1632
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                          and for those who want to use this but don't wanna be restricted to promoting DH's bullshit, because you know, hes a shady fucker... i made this for everyone

                                                                                                                                          http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/
                                                                                                                                          Thanks mate.

                                                                                                                                          I don't think this IDIOT Drinkingmoron has ever made a honest buck. Everything he does is shady as shit.
                                                                                                                                          Search For Everything In One Easy Portal
                                                                                                                                          Big Juicy Nipples.com

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                                                                                                                                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                                                              MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 16502
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ianlester


                                                                                                                                              I won't say anything negative I wish you all the best
                                                                                                                                              Hi Ian, You offer to buy me a drink at a show to, to show me how stand up you are?

                                                                                                                                              lets see, RetoxMedia.com is my network site, and i could give a shit less about traffic... i use it to list all my sites, any oddball stuff i have, and my email..

                                                                                                                                              Pussygasm.com isn't even ready yet... but when it's ready, i'll be sure to hit you up so you can look at alexa, complete, and all those other bullshit no idea what stats are going on, because we use a toolbar for 1% of the internets users, stats programs you guys value so much... so you can then see how well its doing. k?

                                                                                                                                              Or maybe i should go your route and buy ads via spyware and shit?

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                                                                                                                                                • Kimo
                                                                                                                                                  ...
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 11542
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  i like turtles
                                                                                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                                                                                    • marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                      HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 20419
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ianlester


                                                                                                                                                      I won't say anything negative I wish you all the best
                                                                                                                                                      then why would you post it dickhead...

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                                                                                                                                                        • L-Pink
                                                                                                                                                          working on my tan
                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 39151
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          How slimy .......

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                                                                                                                                                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                                                                              MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                              • 16502
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                              then why would you post it dickhead...
                                                                                                                                                              notice it says Pussygasm gets over 2k? damn i wish, its averaging 500 a day during development right now, and retoxmedia hasn't been over 100 uniques let alone 1k...

                                                                                                                                                              shows how trustworthy these programs are.

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                                                                                                                                                                • SomeCreep
                                                                                                                                                                  :glugglug
                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 26118
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                                                  and for those who want to use this... i made this for everyone

                                                                                                                                                                  http://www.retoxmedia.com/imads/
                                                                                                                                                                  Excellent.


                                                                                                                                                                  Webair Hosting

                                                                                                                                                                  I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Sands
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                                      • 3134
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Josh in '08! His vice president will be an uber-leet PHP script!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                                                                                          MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 16502
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                                                                                                                                          Excellent.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • klaze
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2008
                                                                                                                                                                              • 2167
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Juicy is sexy.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                                                                                                  MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 16502
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sands
                                                                                                                                                                                  Josh in '08! His vice president will be an uber-leet PHP script!
                                                                                                                                                                                  Be better then our current office.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • ianlester
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 207
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                                                                                                                      Hi Ian, You offer to buy me a drink at a show to, to show me how stand up you are?

                                                                                                                                                                                      lets see, RetoxMedia.com is my network site, and i could give a shit less about traffic... i use it to list all my sites, any oddball stuff i have, and my email..

                                                                                                                                                                                      Pussygasm.com isn't even ready yet... but when it's ready, i'll be sure to hit you up so you can look at alexa, complete, and all those other bullshit no idea what stats are going on, because we use a toolbar for 1% of the internets users, stats programs you guys value so much... so you can then see how well its doing. k?

                                                                                                                                                                                      Or maybe i should go your route and buy ads via spyware and shit?
                                                                                                                                                                                      Cool hit me up when your sites ready.
                                                                                                                                                                                      Adnium - CPMv Adnetwork

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Barefootsies
                                                                                                                                                                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 42635
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                                                          you do realize a person can get sued by MS for this right?
                                                                                                                                                                                          "but you are leaving money on the table"...


                                                                                                                                                                                          Should You Email Your Members?

                                                                                                                                                                                          Link1 | Link2 | Link3

                                                                                                                                                                                          Enough Said.

                                                                                                                                                                                          "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • marketsmart
                                                                                                                                                                                              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 20419
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Barefootsies
                                                                                                                                                                                              "but you are leaving money on the table"...


                                                                                                                                                                                              i cant believe that people cant see through the fact that if a person is willing to infringe on someones copyright and encourage others to do the same, then they are willing to do just about anything else thats unethical..

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Sands
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3134
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Listen, this is the adult industry. That means there are no rules. None. Because we're all deviant sin-spreading heathens that take the most beautiful expression of human love -- procreation -- and twist it into a grotesque spectacle with whips, chains, and sometimes poo. There is no room for morals by virtue of what we do, so why lose any sleep over big sponsors secretly creating and funding disgustingly unethical tube sites, or cross-selling surfers into adamant promises of never paying for porn again, or even infringing upon the trademark of a gigantic software company that could, with the bat of an eye lash, bury you so far down that your feet will be poking out of some Chinese farmers rice paddy.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  This is anarchy, baby! The wild west! Come join the show so you can jump into the clown car and spin your wheels under the big top. Or you can even become a high-flying trapeze artist that spins, flips, and glides over accountability for heinous and unforgivably greedy actions. It's all good under the clitoral hood, so grab your keyboard and check your conscience at the door. You're stepping up to the big leagues of dubious deceit!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  What does it matter how you get the money, just so long as you get it! Trust me, kiddo, any morsel of regret you may feel will quickly disappear once you're holding a thick wad of hundos in your sweaty hands. You might be 75 lbs overweight and struggling with confidence issues caused by male pattern baldness, but dammit man, this isn't a task for the weak-willed. You've got to have the eye of the tiger, the strength of a bear, and the acumen of a hawk. And if you don't have those, well... there's always 9 to 5.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Supz
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Arthur Flegenheimer
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 11057
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I put one up the other day and its doing pretty damn good.

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