I just received a message from Doc Brown in the past, telling me about the Future

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  • aico
    Moo Moo Cow
    • Mar 2004
    • 14748

    #1

    I just received a message from Doc Brown in the past, telling me about the Future

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  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    Go back in time and tell him to resend the message but to have the delivery date be a few years earlier.
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    This is me on twitter

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    • GigoloShawn
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2007
      • 700

      #3
      I think he may have bumped his head on the toilet one too many times.
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      • SykkBoy2
        Jesus loves bacon
        • Feb 2001
        • 19969

        #4
        I wonder why Doc Brown never told Marty McFly that John Delorean was going to go to jail and Deloreans would stop being produced....
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        • klaze
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2008
          • 2167

          #5
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          Production...

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          • aico
            Moo Moo Cow
            • Mar 2004
            • 14748

            #6
            Originally posted by SykkBoy2
            I wonder why Doc Brown never told Marty McFly that John Delorean was going to go to jail and Deloreans would stop being produced....
            Because he didn't want Marty McFly to know he was smuggling coke from the past to the future inside it.

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            • aico
              Moo Moo Cow
              • Mar 2004
              • 14748

              #7
              Originally posted by klaze
              Another fantastic Jon Clark, AlienQ, Zuzana Designs, Pussyserver, Headless, etc, etc..

              Production...
              Whois says its some dude in Ontario named Emanuel Daniel

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