somebody has been in my bed lol

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  • pimpmaster9000
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2011
    • 26732
    #1

    somebody has been in my bed lol

    I was alone at home for the last few days, my gf is away, nobody else has the keys, my bed smells like ladies perfume tonight?!? Wtf lol? The pillow and the top of the blanket like somebody covered themselves up.

    What is more interesting my cat smells like ladies perfume too!

    I am in the top floor, only appartment on the floor, metal door with butterfly key. No other way in.

    The perfume is unfamiliar. Its has strong floral notes and I think I smell make up as well.

    My balls pillow does not smell of that perfume, but when I lie down the scent is in the air around me its fresh as fucck.

    I was away today only for 3 hours...

    How about that? Fucking strange as fuck...
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    • Coup
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      • Apr 2010
      • 9931
      #2
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        • beerptrol
          Confirmed Asshole
          • Feb 2003
          • 12722
          #3
          You must be one of them blackout crossdressers
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            • Spunky
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              • Jun 2002
              • 133986
              #4
              I boned your G/F while you were at work

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                • Struggle4Bucks
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                  • May 2011
                  • 3615
                  #5
                  Sounds like she fucked you while you didn't get to fuck her...
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                    • Struggle4Bucks
                      Sieg Hi!
                      • May 2011
                      • 3615
                      #6
                      Or maybe the Americans left some Orange Agent-leftovers on your rooftop?
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                        • Mr Pheer
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 22083
                          #7
                          Your mom came up to your room in the attic and fucked the milkman in your bed. Then she pet the cat. No big deal.

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                            • pimpmaster9000
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 26732
                              #8
                              well my cat cant speak so it will remain a mystery....
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                                • rogueteens
                                  So fucking bland
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 8005
                                  #9
                                  balls pillow ...?
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                                      • Aug 2012
                                      • 5746
                                      #10
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                                        • klinton
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 8766
                                          #11

                                          Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                                          Or maybe the Americans left some Orange Agent-leftovers on your rooftop?

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                                            • PR_Glen
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 9058
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by rogueteens
                                              balls pillow ...?
                                              why did it take this long for anyone to notice this part?

                                              oh.. it was your cat... knocked over a small bottle and broke somewhere then he walked through it and then took a nap--mystery solved. You guys don't have sherlock holmes translated out there or what?
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                                                • iFriends
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                                                  • Aug 2014
                                                  • 260
                                                  #13
                                                  Maybe she isn't really away, especially if she usually cuddles the cat :P

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                                                    • Choopa Phil
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                                                      • Apr 2009
                                                      • 3965
                                                      #14
                                                      Your cat been swiping right on Tinder all day while you're out
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                                                        • xXXtesy10
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                                                          • Jul 2012
                                                          • 7127
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                                          why did it take this long for anyone to notice this part?

                                                          oh.. it was your cat... knocked over a small bottle and broke somewhere then he walked through it and then took a nap--mystery solved. You guys don't have sherlock holmes translated out there or what?
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                                                            • seeandsee
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                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 50945
                                                              #16
                                                              maybe someone is under bed
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