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  • fluffygrrl
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2006
    • 2187

    #1

    Need some php/etc work done ? Ill do it for free.

    There's too much bullshit/nonsense going on this board lately. Rather than just making a bs thread bitching about it, I'm going to give away some free coding for a few hours, maybe that'll get people back to work.

    Post what you need here or hit me up



    Cheers.
  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    Why not make a trade with a program for part ownership? Or is that only for your story ideas?
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    • NickPapageorgio
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 8323

      #3
      I could use a generic GEO-IP script that I can drop into different projects without much hassle.

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      • fluffygrrl
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2006
        • 2187

        #4
        Originally posted by StuartD
        Why not make a trade with a program for part ownership? Or is that only for your story ideas?
        You have a problem with generosity ?

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        • fluffygrrl
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2006
          • 2187

          #5
          Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
          I could use a generic GEO-IP script that I can drop into different projects without much hassle.
          Okay, what'd you want it to do ? Look at ip put country name in a variable ?

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          • NickPapageorgio
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 8323

            #6
            Pretty much, but broken down by U.S. City if possible. Probably with an if/else statement that'll say "Ok, if it's from the U.S. break it down by city {else} break it down by country". See what I mean?

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            • halfpint
              GFY's Halfpint
              • Jun 2007
              • 15223

              #7
              Would love to know how to stop multiple signups from the same user using diff email addreses on a mainstream game site

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              • fluffygrrl
                So Fucking Banned
                • May 2006
                • 2187

                #8
                Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                Pretty much, but broken down by U.S. City if possible. Probably with an if/else statement that'll say "Ok, if it's from the U.S. break it down by city {else} break it down by country". See what I mean?
                Let's see what I can do for you.

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                • Mr Pheer
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 22082

                  #9
                  Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                  Okay, what'd you want it to do ? Look at ip put country name in a variable ?
                  I would like something exactly like that, so I can send this assload of egyptian traffic and a few other countries to somewhere else.

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                  • fluffygrrl
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2006
                    • 2187

                    #10
                    Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                    Let's see what I can do for you.
                    Okay, here it is :

                    Code:
                    $data = file("iplist-v3.txt");
                    
                    $ipbits = explode('.',$_SERVER["REMOTE_ADDR"]);
                    $ipnum =  $ipbits[3] + $ipbits[2]*256 + $ipbits[1]*256*256 + $pibits[0]*256*256*256;
                    
                    foreach ($data as $line) {
                    
                    	$bits = explode('|',$line);
                    	if ($ipnum <= $bits[1])&&($ipnum >= $bits[0]) echo "Country : ",$bits[2];
                    }
                    The data file is http://polimedia.us/elance/iplist-v3.txt

                    Cheers.

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                    • fluffygrrl
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2006
                      • 2187

                      #11
                      Originally posted by halfpint
                      Would love to know how to stop multiple signups from the same user using diff email addreses on a mainstream game site
                      If he's human there's not really all that much you can do, try ip banning his ip and any proxies you can find... still, won't keep a determined bloke down long.

                      Or do you mean he's also using the same IP ?

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                      • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 5133

                        #12
                        I need to pipe the data from one form script to another form scriprt on another domain

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                        • fluffygrrl
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2006
                          • 2187

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pussyserver
                          I need to pipe the data from one form script to another form scriprt on another domain
                          Um if its a html form you just make the form do it for you

                          Code:
                          <FORM action="http://somedomain.com/somescript.php" method="post">
                          All the data will be in $_POST['somename'], where somename is what you named the respective input field (<input name="somename"...>)

                          If you want to pipe php output to a different script, you do include("somescript.php"); or require("somescript.php");

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                          • halfpint
                            GFY's Halfpint
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 15223

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                            If he's human there's not really all that much you can do, try ip banning his ip and any proxies you can find... still, won't keep a determined bloke down long.

                            Or do you mean he's also using the same IP ?
                            He is using diff IP's so I guess he is using a proxie, Just so dam annoying...

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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38983

                              #15
                              Nice offer. Very kind of you.

                              I Dont need anything myself, but its good to see someone 'giving' for a change
                              ️ ️

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                              • fluffygrrl
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • May 2006
                                • 2187

                                #16
                                Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
                                Pretty much, but broken down by U.S. City if possible. Probably with an if/else statement that'll say "Ok, if it's from the U.S. break it down by city {else} break it down by country". See what I mean?
                                I've looked at the city issue, and the problem is that the data becomes too bulky to be easily handled w/o a database, which adds undue complexity on one hand, and a lot of maintenance overhead - it's not too often that countries change ip ranges, but more so with towns.

                                Basically the entire idea of having a lightweight solution goes out the window, and the architecture changes - if you're going to have it in a db, might as well have one single db for everybody, cause it's easier to maintain, and just connect to that, etc.

                                So I'm affraid it will have to be just countries.

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                                • The Duck
                                  Adult Content Provider
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 18243

                                  #17
                                  I have some work for you
                                  Skype Horusmaia
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                                  Email [email protected]

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                                  • fluffygrrl
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • May 2006
                                    • 2187

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by kandah
                                    I have some work for you
                                    You got my addy

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                                    • Marialovesporn
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 579

                                      #19
                                      Very nice offer !!

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                                      • fatfoo
                                        ICQ:649699063
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 27763

                                        #20
                                        For free? but why
                                        Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                        • fluffygrrl
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 2187

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by fatfoo
                                          For free? but why
                                          Cause I can.

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                                          • fluffygrrl
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • May 2006
                                            • 2187

                                            #22
                                            Okay, that is all for today. Maybe this thread gets resurected later on.

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                                            • dirtysouth
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 2613

                                              #23
                                              Feel like taking a bunch of bloated code for a shopping cart checkout and turning it into small functions I can call instead of including it on every page of the checkout process? Got an addy I can send the code to? It's one page (661 lines).
                                              no sig

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                                              • klaze
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 2167

                                                #24
                                                Can you write me a PHP script that will get girls to like me?

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                                                • fluffygrrl
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 2187

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by dirtysouth
                                                  Feel like taking a bunch of bloated code for a shopping cart checkout and turning it into small functions I can call instead of including it on every page of the checkout process? Got an addy I can send the code to? It's one page (661 lines).
                                                  Ya email is in the top post, let's see what you got.

                                                  Originally posted by klaze
                                                  Can you write me a PHP script that will get girls to like me?
                                                  Php can't help you there, but here's a flowchart for ya ;

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                                                  • NickPapageorgio
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 8323

                                                    #26
                                                    Thank you very much Fluffy

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                                                    • klaze
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • May 2008
                                                      • 2167

                                                      #27
                                                      Soo judging that flow chart since I was never introduced to D&D girls should like me!

                                                      sweet!

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                                                      • Sands
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2007
                                                        • 3134

                                                        #28
                                                        Show some of the code that you use for the shopping cart. I don't want to see the whole kit and kaboodle, just enough for coding inspiration. It's fun looking at other people's code.

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                                                        • fluffygrrl
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 2187

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by klaze
                                                          Soo judging that flow chart since I was never introduced to D&D girls should like me!

                                                          sweet!

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                                                          • halfpint
                                                            GFY's Halfpint
                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                            • 15223

                                                            #30
                                                            Nice one fluffy btw for offering to do work for free

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                                                            • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                              North Coast Pimp
                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                              • 9395

                                                              #31
                                                              Can you write a script to delete all post with my name in the title as soon as someone starts it..?

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                                                              • fluffygrrl
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • May 2006
                                                                • 2187

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Jon Clark
                                                                Can you write a script to delete all post with my name in the title as soon as someone starts it..?
                                                                Dun worry too much, the next week'll take care of ya lickety-spit.

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                                                                • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                  MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 16502

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Your IP code is borked, its showing "Country: XA" I'm in the USA :D

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                                                                  • fluffygrrl
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • May 2006
                                                                    • 2187

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Lmao! You wouldn't be one of em bogons trying to pass for a real person wouldja ?

                                                                    What's your ip ?

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                                                                    • Kinky John
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 655

                                                                      #35
                                                                      i'm having a php nightmare right now . . offer still open ?

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                                                                      • Farang
                                                                        one sick puppy
                                                                        • Oct 2004
                                                                        • 11713

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Women are too dumb to code, so you're a guy pretending to be a girl... why?
                                                                        fbm

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                                                                        • fluffygrrl
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                          • 2187

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Kinky John
                                                                          i'm having a php nightmare right now . . offer still open ?
                                                                          Okay, let's hear.

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                                                                          • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                            MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                            • 16502

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                                                                            Lmao! You wouldn't be one of em bogons trying to pass for a real person wouldja ?

                                                                            What's your ip ?
                                                                            127.0.0.1

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                                                                            • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                              North Coast Pimp
                                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                                              • 9395

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                              127.0.0.1

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                                                                              • fluffygrrl
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • May 2006
                                                                                • 2187

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Retox Josh
                                                                                127.0.0.1
                                                                                Lol begone bogon :D

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                                                                                • bbm
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                  • 3710

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Free work, something hew...

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                                                                                  • fluffygrrl
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • May 2006
                                                                                    • 2187

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    What become of kinky john tho

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                                                                                    • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                      MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                      • 16502

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                                                                                      Lol begone bogon :D
                                                                                      You scared, you scared
                                                                                      You scared muthafucker you scared
                                                                                      You scared you scared you scared you scared
                                                                                      You scared muthafucker you scared you scared

                                                                                      If you a scared muthafucker go to church
                                                                                      If you a gutter muthafucker do your dirt
                                                                                      If you a down muthafucker put in work
                                                                                      IF you a crazy muthafucker go berzerk

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                                                                                      • fluffygrrl
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • May 2006
                                                                                        • 2187

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        A well, Im off. Take care all.

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                                                                                        • mrkris
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                                          • 2737

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Loading a text file and parsing per request is not a good idea if your site gets any real traffic.

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                                                                                          • GigoloShawn
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Oct 2007
                                                                                            • 700

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                                                                                            You're fucking kidding, right?

                                                                                            Loading a text file for each hit, not using SHM or some other caching, and an entire lack of knowledge of ip2long()?

                                                                                            Please tell me you're not doing this professionally. This dumb thing is... just stupid. Hell, if this is all of the functionality you require, have someone install mod_geoip and use the built-in functions for Apache; it will load into SHM and not do an incredibly dumb foreach() match for everything. This is worse than a bubblesort.

                                                                                            P.S. When you find a match, break from the loop.
                                                                                            I no longer represent TrafficGigolos, please contact Justin or Rebecca with any issues.

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                                                                                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                              MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 16502

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by mrkris
                                                                                              Loading a text file and parsing per request is not a good idea if your site gets any real traffic.
                                                                                              You know nothing!

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                                                                                              • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                                Now choke yourself!
                                                                                                • Apr 2006
                                                                                                • 12085

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by GigoloShawn
                                                                                                P.S. When you find a match, break from the loop.
                                                                                                Some day, Grasshopper, you will take over. For now, though, stop grandstanding you dick - I almost cackled aloud at this.
                                                                                                Last edited by GrouchyAdmin; 09-04-2008, 03:18 PM. Reason: SUBMIT, BITCH

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                                                                                                • acctman
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 2840

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                                                                                                  There's too much bullshit/nonsense going on this board lately. Rather than just making a bs thread bitching about it, I'm going to give away some free coding for a few hours, maybe that'll get people back to work.

                                                                                                  Post what you need here or hit me up



                                                                                                  Cheers.
                                                                                                  does it matter if i use Update to insert new data into mysql or should I always use INSERT for new data and UPDATE for changing?

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                                                                                                  • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                                                    • 5133

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by fluffygrrl
                                                                                                    Um if its a html form you just make the form do it for you

                                                                                                    Code:
                                                                                                    <FORM action="http://somedomain.com/somescript.php" method="post">
                                                                                                    All the data will be in $_POST['somename'], where somename is what you named the respective input field (<input name="somename"...>)

                                                                                                    If you want to pipe php output to a different script, you do include("somescript.php"); or require("somescript.php");

                                                                                                    thank you ok heres the situation

                                                                                                    the form receving the user input is a php form on one domain and I want to pipe the inputed data to a form located on another domain so it would appear as if the form data was posted directly at the remote domain

                                                                                                    thanks in advance

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