Modesto Man Walks into Denny's and Tries Amputating His Arm

**MaDalton** · 09-02-2008, 03:51 AM

next time he should try that with his head, would make this world a better place

**RedShoe** · 09-02-2008, 03:56 AM

Have you ever actually been in a Denny's? I'd try to stab myself with a butter knife too.

Rooti Tooti Fresh and Poopy.

**brassmonkey** · 09-02-2008, 04:04 AM

damn sounds like his dealer added something extra

**JamesK** · 09-02-2008, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by RedShoe

Have you ever actually been in a Denny's? I'd try to stab myself with a butter knife too.

Rooti Tooti Fresh and Poopy.

**fuzzylogic** · 09-02-2008, 11:33 AM

who here has tried amputating a limb? it's very difficult.

**SykkBoy** · 09-02-2008, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by fuzzylogic

who here has tried amputating a limb? it's very difficult.

Even moreso with a butter knife

**klaze** · 09-02-2008, 11:39 AM

Whattt the fuck. That's a panic attack taken to a whole other level.

**Elli** · 09-02-2008, 11:40 AM

Sweet Jesus, that's horrible. The poor guy

**Kudles** · 09-02-2008, 11:41 AM

What an idiot

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 09-02-2008, 11:42 AM

I Invented personnal amputation with a butter knife.

But not at Denny's.

**Shai West** · 09-02-2008, 12:12 PM

COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG.

xxx

**Bojangles** · 09-02-2008, 12:14 PM

Hahahaha. Awesome.

**fatfoo** · 09-02-2008, 12:20 PM

Yeah, too much cocaine

**brassmonkey** · 09-02-2008, 12:27 PM

maybe he heard somebody say give me a hand

**donkevlar** · 09-02-2008, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

maybe he heard somebody say give me a hand

Terrible.

You should have gone with "Well, Denny's DOES cost an arm and a leg!" *budoomchh*

**scarlettcontent** · 09-02-2008, 01:35 PM

cool .

**TRe$yNFuL** · 09-02-2008, 03:17 PM

WTF?!? Dude needs to lay off the blow for a minute.

**Spunky** · 09-02-2008, 03:30 PM

Geez,I think buddy needs more than his arm to be amputated

**fuzzylogic** · 09-02-2008, 05:27 PM

did anyone know that amputating a penis is quite easy?

**Iron Fist** · 09-02-2008, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by donkevlar

"Well, Denny's DOES cost an arm and a leg!" *budoomchh*

Oh wow.... threadwinner here!

**GAMEFINEST** · 09-02-2008, 06:36 PM

My friend lives 2 mins away from there ..

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 09-02-2008, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by AlienQ

I Invented personnal amputation with a butter knife.

But not at Denny's.

how long did it take for your crotch to stop bleeding? or did you cauterize the wound with a clothing iron?

**Joe BrainCash** · 09-02-2008, 06:53 PM

Watch for their new "deep fried arm" special in a Denny's near you! It's great for breakfast!

**brassmonkey** · 09-02-2008, 07:23 PM

i would never cut Big Tim off hes my best friend

Modesto Man Walks into Denny's and Tries Amputating His Arm

Modesto Man Walks into Denny's and Tries Amputating His Arm

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