Lightspeed you are a pussy and a baby

bunch of people? you and that other guy. thats not a bunch.

and who's "everyone else". so far i see pix of squirrels and trucks...


say "I am smart" thing again. just say it. It makes me laugh every time.

You ever counted number of people that told you how dumb you are. Now thats a BUNCH !!!

BTW: I thought you were going to sue me.. what happened to that?

See, this shit always happens when the talent starts doing dangerous things like thinking

thinking is NOT part of jane's daily routine. My gold fish has more brains than Ms. jane Burgers

Kind of like when I came back on here and there were threads about you where people were calling you dumb and a bunch of other names. Many people over the last few months have asked you to post your pictures, which you still refuse to do to this day. You claim you are tall, thin and look fine. If that were true you would post your pictures with no problem like Juicy does. There is a man that looks great and is not afraid to show it. You on the other hand hide behind your keyboard. You think you are a keyboard warrior, when really you are a chicken shit dork.

BTW: I thought you were going to sue me.. what happened to that?

tell who the bunch are. I remeber you and other guy yesterday. thats about it.
Post your husbands picture. let me see. he writes 2/3 of your messages.

Probably paid $150 to have her lawyer look at your bank account and realized she'd
still be in the hole by $142 if she took your account.

Then you don't remember very well do you. When you posted that picture of me and said I was fat, numerous people asked you to post a picture of yourself. It was actually asked of you by many people in two different threads. Yet to this day you have yet to post any pictures. Greg knows a lot of people on here they know what he looks like. I love how you try an change the subjuect away from you posting a picture. It is not like you are shy, so you must not look very good.

I'm the younger one.

Sortie, say what you want but I will never join your network. You can bring up money or whatever you want but it is never going to happen.

Sortie, say what you want but I will never join your network. You can bring up money or whatever you want but it is never going to happen.

What? I don't own dogfart.

I wish.

I just have promoted them for 10 years and know what they can do.

Dogfart is the most solid money to ever be in porn!!!

They switch to NATS a long time ago and I still get checks from rebills on the
old epoch system!!

So I get TWO dogfart checks!

idiot, he was actually nice to you and trying to be funny.

Say that "I am smart" thing again. it makes me chuckle every time..

Ok, out of here. got to get some beer for tonight's party.

It is the ass that you can kiss so pucker up.

I wouldn't kiss your ass with my steel-toed work boots. You go on and on about how intelligent and successful you are, but what have you really done Jane? you sure as hell haven't done anything to demonstrate any form of intelligence. All you ever do is come around to whine and bitch, as though anyone gives a fuck about your opinion. Why don't you just up and admit it, you're nothing more than another forum troll with nothing better to do. Welcome to the club squirrelly pussy. Oh CAMOKAT won't show his picture, he must be full of shit, ya. he so obviously has never gotten laid in his life, oh me oh my. Where's your display of brainpower that we've all been waiting for? please don't babble on with the same shit about how people are lining up to promote you and how your site is going to do so well. So you manage to get affiliates to signup for your program, you make money selling your ass. Does this require any intelligence? Not really. Anything will sell, look at some of the shit we promote. Ass Smoothies, The Minion, come on. If I wanted to shoot video of myself stuffing random objects up my ass I could sell that. Hell, it's sick, it's deviant, it'd probably outsell your dime a dozen ass by a large margin. But I don't. For one, I'm not into taking anything up the ass. Two, I'm not a whore. So carry on with your babbling, self-absorbed, brain dead bitch banter. You're not all that special, get off your pedestal. No one cares what you have to say. In this world all you are is a piece of ass to be looked at. This is all you offer anyone, and we don't want any more from you. If you can't come to grips with that, well i guess you'll just have to ask your buddies over at MENSA why it is that nobody is taking you seriously.

TL;DR: stfu & gtfo...

Like I said earlier this forum is all about the drama.

Hey, you said it.

I am glad that you like them, but like I said I have no interest in them. I am sure they are a fine company. It is nice you promote them, but I do not think they need your help in recruiting models, I am sure they can do that on their own. As for money I have plenty of it, thanks for your concern.

Like you have a goldfish. Stop making shit up.

This is probably the funniest thing in this whole thread. Jane calling someone out for lying about having a goldfish.

I am all for freedom of speech. I just don't think I should have to pay money out of my pocket to STORE any bullshit that YOU have to say for people to read LATER.

My board is for people to promote solo girl websites. Not for shittalking. That is what GFY is apparently for. Instead of promoting her own site, Jane was going out of her way to tell people what sites NOT to promote. Sorry Jane, I DID warn you.

I think Jane, Trixie, and Aaron need to start a "I Hate Steve Lightspeed" support group. They can all fuck themselves and each other.

As for cereal, I always liked VirtualMike's "EATMEs" -- hopefully he can post the picture here soon.

Steve Lightspeed

I am all for freedom of speech. I just don't think I should have to pay money out of my pocket to STORE any bullshit that YOU have to say for people to read LATER.

My board is for people to promote solo girl websites. Not for shittalking. That is what GFY is apparently for. Instead of promoting her own site, Jane was going out of her way to tell people what sites NOT to promote. Sorry Jane, I DID warn you.

I think Jane, Trixie, and Aaron need to start a "I Hate Steve Lightspeed" support group. They can all fuck themselves and each other.

As for cereal, I always liked VirtualMike's "EATMEs" -- hopefully he can post the picture here soon.

Steve Lightspeed

I AM STEVE LIGHTSPEED!!! I WAS ON MY BACK IN THE GRASS SHOOTING UPSKIRTS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!! I AM A LEGEND!!! DO NOT CONTRADICT ME!!! BRING ME MY CUPCAKES WRAPPED IN WHITE PANTIES FRESH OFF AN AROUSED TEENAGE CHEERLEADER!!!"

So your hosting company charges you by the post? You should look into a different host.

I don't hate you, Steve. Like I said, I do not know you personally. My criticism is not so much of you but the industry that blindly kisses your ass in every situation no matter how retarded you act. Some of you guys expect all of us to treat you like you're a VIP in a champagne room or a big high roller and we're all the casino or stripper that has to stroke your dick 24/7 or you'll flip out and start crying, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???!!! I AM STEVE LIGHTSPEED!!! I WAS ON MY BACK IN THE GRASS SHOOTING UPSKIRTS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!! I AM A LEGEND!!! DO NOT CONTRADICT ME!!! BRING ME MY CUPCAKES WRAPPED IN WHITE PANTIES FRESH OFF AN AROUSED TEENAGE CHEERLEADER!!!"

Saying someone retired months after it was announced is not shit talking. That is actual facts. I never once said what sites not to promote, you are so full of shit on that remark Steve. I said to bad Dawson Miller retired, she was cute. Yeah that is really talking shit. What we say on here is talking shit and I never once talked on there like I do on here. I think many that are on your forum and this forum can vouch for that. Steve your issue is you don't like people that tell you to go fuck yourself. You want people to fall at your feet and adore you. When they don't you get pissed. There are plenty of people that hate your ass. Us three are the only ones that are not afraid to say it out loud, the rest just say it behind your back. You can go fuck yourself.

I have to give you credit, Jane; it took you awhile to realize that no matter how much ass you kiss you will never get into the old boys club, but now that you have? CONGRATULATIONS!

It seems like it was only yesterday you were saying how I was too mean to post on your beloved Steve Lightspeed's board and I should go to GFY where my mean, mean, SUPERmean posts would fit in better so you could continue to operate under the delusion that your career would somehow get a boost from kowtowing to the supposed industry sages and stroking their egos. Remember how you egged Steve on then to ban ME and how that would teach me a lesson? And ban me he did! Now we wear the same badge of honor, Jane. Who would have ever thought you and I would be part of the same club? Not I!

For those of you dismissing Jane's posts on this matter simply because she's a dolt, I have to cast my vote with her and others who think Steve Lightspeed IS a crybaby, not just when it comes to his "solo girl board" (where any woman who is smarter than a half-wit and actually does run her own sites is not welcome unless she expresses her inferiority to the good old boys in the industry and never fails to suck up to them and agree with them at all costs), but also when he gets reviews that point out his sites haven't kept up with the times, etc. There are assloads of threads on this very board with him being a crybaby.

Yes, if you run your own board you should run it however you want and feel free to ban everybody and their mother if that's what makes you happy. That doesn't mean that those who are banned, especially for stupid reasons that run contrary to the image projected by the board and its "solo girl" name, have to be silent about.

Not only does Steve ban women for failing to give daily virtual rimjobs to the men on board, he deletes their posts and entire threads so that no one can see what an asshat he is and people in the industry can continue to fall all over themselves singing his praises. If you know the guy in real life and love him, if you make money on his program and enjoy his porn, if you want to tip your hat to him for being a moneymaker, if you can think of a million ways he's a stand-up guy . . . cool, that makes sense - I can't argue with you because I do not hang out on the golf course with him, do much to promote his sites, or know anything about him besides the image he projects online. To a stranger who has nothing to gain from crawling up his ass to give him happy rectal tickles, he just seems like a . . . well, like a pussy and a crybaby. Jane is right.

And don't even get me started on his unethical, fucked up promo drama threads where he lies and creates stories about invasive crimes being committed against his models to get attention; I don't know how anybody could respect him after that, but most everyone on here congratulated him on that ruse like it was a really brilliant ploy when if anyone else had done it it would have been seen for the shitty tactic it was.

Haha now that is funny. You don't have friends so I guess you mean that you are going to drink by yourself. The only friends you have are on the internet and those do not count. I would say post pictures from your party but we all know you are to scared to.

You say that like it's a bad thing

Is there anyone here now that is surprised that I banned these two from my board? Thanks for proving my point ladies. Now how long until AaronM chimes in with his useless opinion?

Oh shut up and post some fake g/g pictures from some of your websites. I have never seen more staged g/g sets on any other network then yours. Boring.

Is there anyone here now that is surprised that I banned these two from my board? Thanks for proving my point ladies.

So your hosting company charges you by the post? You should look into a different host.

I don't hate you, Steve. Like I said, I do not know you personally. My criticism is not so much of you but the industry that blindly kisses your ass in every situation no matter how retarded you act. Some of you guys expect all of us to treat you like you're a VIP in a champagne room or a big high roller and we're all the casino or stripper that has to stroke your dick 24/7 or you'll flip out and start crying, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???!!! I AM STEVE LIGHTSPEED!!! I WAS ON MY BACK IN THE GRASS SHOOTING UPSKIRTS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!! I AM A LEGEND!!! DO NOT CONTRADICT ME!!! BRING ME MY CUPCAKES WRAPPED IN WHITE PANTIES FRESH OFF AN AROUSED TEENAGE CHEERLEADER!!!"

Hi Trixie

Oh shut up and post some fake g/g pictures from some of your websites. I have never seen more staged g/g sets on any other network then yours. Boring.

Oh shut up and post some fake g/g pictures from some of your websites. I have never seen more staged g/g sets on any other network then yours. Boring.

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how can you not love this dumb bitch ?

She just needs something to keep her occupied, this should do the trick

Can I have a dildo instead? They are more fun.

Then why are you so supportive of the party that tells you to 'watch what you say', wiretaps your phones and does everything it can to abolish your right to privacy? re the President making laws - do you know what a signing statement is?

Fact: The Democratic Party is 10x more committed to protecting your individual rights than the Republican Party, which is only committed to instituting a police state.

This thread is getting off topic, back to breakfast foods.

Pancakes anyone?

Sorry to disappoint you but I do run my own website. I am very talented and smart. Do you actually think that all these threads and drama do not bring affiliates to my website? Everytime I post one, more affiliates sign up and I get a ton of e-mails of people laughing their asses off at what I posted.

OMG I can't belive you are so closed minded that you don't see the other side. YOU DON'T DO YOU??? LOL It's all one way and please don't open your mind to anything else!!! LOL I win I win!!!

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