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  • Barefootsies
    Choice is an Illusion
    • Feb 2005
    • 42635
    #1

    Toilet Paper: Men vs Women

    When the roll runs out, I replace it with the flap in the back (unrolls by the wall).

    Every woman I have ever known in my life, from my sister, to girlfriends and female family members, replace it with the flap in the front. Toward the shitter.

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    • fatfoo
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      • Mar 2003
      • 27763
      #2
      easier to reach and tear off the thing because it's in the front
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        • L-Pink
          working on my tan
          • Mar 2005
          • 39151
          #3
          I'm just amazed when someone other than myself replaces the empty roll.

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              In the back for me

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                • Barefootsies
                  Choice is an Illusion
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 42635
                  #5
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  I'm just amazed when someone other than myself replaces the empty roll.
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                    • Libertine
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                      • May 2002
                      • 17860
                      #6
                      The roll is usually sitting on my bathroom sink. Man here, no women living in the house.
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                        • uno
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                          • Dec 2002
                          • 18450
                          #7
                          I'm the opposite. Flap in front. My gf drives me insane putting it in the back. How the fuck does that make sense?
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                            • Barefootsies
                              Choice is an Illusion
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 42635
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Libertine
                              The roll is usually sitting on my bathroom sink. Man here, no women living in the house.
                              That is how my analogy happens. I leave it on the sink. Then a bootie call, my sister, or gf will stop by and put the roll on the rack wrong.
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                                • Jim_Gunn
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 5702
                                  #9
                                  I'm male and always used to put it towards the front when I used to use dry t.p.. But of course dry toilet paper is simply not suitable for the job it was originally designed for and I always use flushable wet t.p. from a container atop the tank which actually does get your backside clean.

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                                    • Barefootsies
                                      Choice is an Illusion
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 42635
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                      I'm male and always used to put it towards the front when I used to use dry t.p.. But of course dry toilet paper is simply not suitable for the job it was originally designed for and I always use flushable wet t.p. from a container atop the tank which actually does get your backside clean.
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                                        • MandyBlake
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 17761
                                          #11
                                          over and to the front. i hate it when it unrolls in the back. god!
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                                            • GrouchyAdmin
                                              Now choke yourself!
                                              • Apr 2006
                                              • 12085
                                              #12
                                              I like the flap in the front. That way when bored I can fold the bottom parts in and pretend that I'm hoitey-toitey.

                                              For some reason whenever the flap is towards the back, I have this urge to smack it from the bottom and see how far it will unroll.

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                                                • Barefootsies
                                                  Choice is an Illusion
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 42635
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by MandyBlake
                                                  over and to the front. i hate it when it unrolls in the back. god!
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                                                    • mattz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 7697
                                                      #14
                                                      in front for me, thats how it is in the charman commercial with the bears, so that has to be the right way

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                                                        • teentime
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                                                          • May 2007
                                                          • 94
                                                          #15
                                                          I always thought real men didn't wipe their ass


                                                          A bear and a rabbit are talking in the woods one day.
                                                          The bear says to the rabbit "does shit stick to your fur?"
                                                          The rabbit answers "no, never"
                                                          So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass.


                                                          Reminds me of the charman commercial
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                                                            • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                              • Dec 2005
                                                              • 9395
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                              I'm male and always used to put it towards the front when I used to use dry t.p.. But of course dry toilet paper is simply not suitable for the job it was originally designed for and I always use flushable wet t.p. from a container atop the tank which actually does get your backside clean.

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                                                                • pornask
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                  • 6518
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by uno
                                                                  I'm the opposite. Flap in front. My gf drives me insane putting it in the back. How the fuck does that make sense?
                                                                  Same here, she puts new roll in backwards, I change it the moment I go to use the bathroom, we'd be using it like that and when we run out and she'd the one replacing it, she puts it in backwards again - flap in the back. Makes no sense.

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                                                                    • webcams_sean
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Aug 2008
                                                                      • 95
                                                                      #18
                                                                      The better question is, do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?

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                                                                        • umbralui
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                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                          • 13755
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                          In the back for me
                                                                          same, it looks cool

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                                                                            • martinsc
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                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                              • 27043
                                                                              #20
                                                                              to be honest... i never thought about that...
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                                                                                • thedalmation
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                                                  • 55
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  but do you wipe front to back or back to front?
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                                                                                    • Shey
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                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                      • 1654
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by webcams_sean
                                                                                      The better question is, do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?
                                                                                      Fold! That's why flap in front is preferred by most women
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                                                                                        • The Sultan Of Smut
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 4325
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Hey I've noticed this myself. I roll from the back and you're right now that I think about it every single girl I've dated rolls it from the front. Crazy.

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                                                                                            • ChrisYAZ
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • May 2008
                                                                                              • 73
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Has anyone ever pulled the cardboard apart in desperation when the paper runs out and used that instead? Not comfortable, but gets the job done.

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                                                                                                • After Shock Media
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                                  • 35299
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by chris_webcams
                                                                                                  Has anyone ever pulled the cardboard apart in desperation when the paper runs out and used that instead? Not comfortable, but gets the job done.
                                                                                                  And like ripped it into small triangles and had to scrape your ass like the card board was a corn chip and your ass was a near empty salsa bowl. Though every so often it gets soggy real quick and your finger hits the only poo you somehow missed and no matter how much you wash that hand it smells like shit for a few days?

                                                                                                  Um no.

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                                                                                                    • gimo33
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                      • 5599
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                                      And like ripped it into small triangles and had to scrape your ass like the card board was a corn chip and your ass was a near empty salsa bowl. Though every so often it gets soggy real quick and your finger hits the only poo you somehow missed and no matter how much you wash that hand it smells like shit for a few days?

                                                                                                      Um no.
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                                                                                                        • Barefootsies
                                                                                                          Choice is an Illusion
                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                          • 42635
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by The Sultan Of Smut
                                                                                                          Hey I've noticed this myself. I roll from the back and you're right now that I think about it every single girl I've dated rolls it from the front. Crazy.
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                                                                                                          Enough Said.

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                                                                                                            • David!
                                                                                                              By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                                              • 6501
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Rufus' good toilet hygiene Manifesto:

                                                                                                              1 - Always leave the toilet paper flap hanging in the front so that in the case of "Dirty Hands" the back cover of the toilet paper holder will not be contaminated.
                                                                                                              2 - Wipe front to back so as to not contaminate genitals in case of "overload".
                                                                                                              3 - If you use disposable wet towels, make sure you use the newer models which allow you to pull one at a time without having to open and close the dispenser with "contaminated" hands.
                                                                                                              4 - Make sure you do not use "contaminated" areas on your hands, wrists and arms to turn on the water faucet and to dispense soap.

                                                                                                              This has been a good toilet hygiene manifesto brought to you by Rufus...
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                                                                                                                • uno
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                  • 18450
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by webcams_sean
                                                                                                                  The better question is, do you fold or crumple your toilet paper?
                                                                                                                  Crumple. More surface area.
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                                                                                                                    • plyndrty
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                      • 1477
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I can give a fuck how it unrolls. I just want it within arms reach...
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                                                                                                                        • tranza
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                          • 57559
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Hahaha...I just had never paid attention to that!
                                                                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                              • 38977
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Dont even wipe...
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                                                                                                                                • u-Bob
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 33063
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  <--- puts it with the flap in the front.

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                                                                                                                                    • Zester
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 5344
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • rowan
                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 17393
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by PussyMan
                                                                                                                                          Rufus' good toilet hygiene Manifesto:

                                                                                                                                          1 - Always leave the toilet paper flap hanging in the front so that in the case of "Dirty Hands" the back cover of the toilet paper holder will not be contaminated.
                                                                                                                                          2 - Wipe front to back so as to not contaminate genitals in case of "overload".
                                                                                                                                          3 - If you use disposable wet towels, make sure you use the newer models which allow you to pull one at a time without having to open and close the dispenser with "contaminated" hands.
                                                                                                                                          4 - Make sure you do not use "contaminated" areas on your hands, wrists and arms to turn on the water faucet and to dispense soap.
                                                                                                                                          5. Don't fix your hair in the mirror BEFORE you wash your hands

                                                                                                                                          Both my wife and daughter do this.

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                                                                                                                                            • Vicious_B
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                                                                                                                                              • May 2008
                                                                                                                                              • 2564
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                                                              I'm just amazed when someone other than myself replaces the empty roll.
                                                                                                                                              Thats the one I would have to say. The only thing that pisses me off is when I go into the bathroom and there is an empty roll less than one foot from the cabinet that has the toilet paper in it. It just irritates me when someone just leaves it empty.
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                                                                                                                                                • carol.prime
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 6960
                                                                                                                                                  #37
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                                                                                                                                                    • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 2088
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Flap goes in the front.. ;)
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                                                                                                                                                        • MichaelP
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 7123
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Flap Front here

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                                                                                                                                                            • sumphatpimp
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 5235
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              you people use toilet paper?
                                                                                                                                                              I'm still on the Sears and Roebuck Catalog.


                                                                                                                                                              (if you can figure that out, you are one old fart)

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                                                                                                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 94105
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Dollarmansteve
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                      • 2849
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      There is the right way and the wrong way to hang it. The right way is, of course, with the flap at the back. The rest of y'all are crazy
                                                                                                                                                                      I died.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • webcams_sean
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                                                                                                                                          • 95
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I took film in skewl and they asked us to go out and do a report asking people if they fold or crumpled...

                                                                                                                                                                          It was interesting...

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Kudles
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 5477
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Because thats the right way
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                                                                                                                                                                                • NetwErk GUrl
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 550
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Flap in front, where you can grab the end hanging free from the wall easily. Flap against the wall makes no sense... not even these 2

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • firecracker
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 653
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I for one, get Charman. I do roll from the top, rather underneath. It works smoother instead of reaching for it and getting the roll to cooperate.

                                                                                                                                                                                      When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • geedub
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 3489
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          i dont like digging towards the back for the start of the roll, especially when im in the middle of wiping my ass..
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • AnniKN
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 1682
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Flap in the back for me, don't like it to spin clockwise <_<

                                                                                                                                                                                              Another thing I wonder is, why does everyone mentioning Charmin called it Charman in this thread including the person who posted an image?!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • loreen
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 12558
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • klaze
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2008
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 2167
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      This argument has come up 4200 times on my other forums.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      The final decision is always Flap in the Front. Doesn't matter if you are a man or women.

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