What's the best stuff to clean out your system for a drug test?

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  • CyberHustler
    Masterbaiter
    • Feb 2006
    • 28781

    #1

    What's the best stuff to clean out your system for a drug test?

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    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
  • Jens Van Assterdam
    The Dupre Pimp
    • Feb 2008
    • 6677

    #2
    Water and lots of pee pee.. what drugs your trying to get out?
    Forget all those cleaners and shit, its wasted money. What you need the test for? Army?
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    • CyberHustler
      Masterbaiter
      • Feb 2006
      • 28781

      #3
      Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
      Water and lots of pee pee.. what drugs your trying to get out?
      Forget all those cleaners and shit, its wasted money. What you need the test for? Army?
      My wife needs to clean marijuana out of her system by tomorrow for a job. Pee test.
      “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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      • Marcus Aurelius
        No Refunds Issued.
        • Apr 2003
        • 14809

        #4
        Originally posted by Nick Decker
        My wife needs to clean marijuana out of her system by tomorrow for a job. Pee test.
        How long since she last smoked?

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        • Bryan G
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 8338

          #5
          LOL, good luck. If she has smoked in the last month
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          • Libertine
            sex dwarf
            • May 2002
            • 17860

            #6
            Not using drugs works wonders.
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            • Purple Haze
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 1021

              #7
              Lots of water and take a vitamin C, so your pee won't look watery. Purchase a pee test to test for yourself

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              • BucksMania
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2005
                • 3758

                #8
                give her cocaine

                that should get the attention away from the marijuana

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                • CyberHustler
                  Masterbaiter
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28781

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MDCQ
                  How long since she last smoked?
                  Last night...
                  “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                  • CyberHustler
                    Masterbaiter
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 28781

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Libertine
                    Not using drugs works wonders.
                    Yeah, but that's no fun.
                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                    • Marcus Aurelius
                      No Refunds Issued.
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 14809

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nick Decker
                      Last night...

                      Ouch. Good luck

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                      • Fucksakes
                        Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 7567

                        #12
                        I can pee on your girlfriend and she can rub all over the test :P

                        drink tons of water.

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                        • Reak AGV
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4283

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nick Decker
                          Last night...
                          That's just plain stupid

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                          • BusterBunny
                            perverted justice decoy
                            • Aug 2005
                            • 19291

                            #14
                            there is no way and even if she had time and a bottle of soluble fiber it would do just as well as any "cleansers" you could buy...read the labels on all that shit it all says to take it for exactly the amount of time your body needs to do it naturally ;)...tons of water is just diluting the urine not cleaning it...they test ph levels and stuff so if it's too watered down they retest you or flat out fail you...you can take you chances with one of those drinks that say they trick tests yet advise you to dilute your urine by drinking tons of water (thats the scam)...or figure out a way to cheat which i will not lay out for you (easy to find on your own ;)....
                            my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                            • KRosh
                              So Fucking Outlawed
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 5114

                              #15
                              you need one of these

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                              • LeRoy
                                Porn Pusher
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 13362

                                #16
                                Originally posted by KRosh
                                you need 3 days for any good flush wudever to work.

                                Get some of that synthetic piss.
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                                • BusterBunny
                                  perverted justice decoy
                                  • Aug 2005
                                  • 19291

                                  #17
                                  ding ding
                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                  • Nicky
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 30071

                                    #18
                                    Wont having a chick friend pee for her in some container work?

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                                    • tranza
                                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 57559

                                      #19
                                      Last night? That would be a tough one....
                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                      • Marialovesporn
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 579

                                        #20
                                        Use girlfriends pee. Pick same gender, about same age..... Make sure she is not an alcoholic or dopehead

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                                        • miss_jody
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2007
                                          • 807

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Nick Decker
                                          My wife needs to clean marijuana out of her system by tomorrow for a job. Pee test.
                                          good luck on that
                                          i would advise calling in sick

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                                          • BusterBunny
                                            perverted justice decoy
                                            • Aug 2005
                                            • 19291

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Nicky
                                            Wont having a chick friend pee for her in some container work?
                                            Originally posted by Marialovesporn
                                            Use girlfriends pee. Pick same gender, about same age..... Make sure she is not an alcoholic or dopehead
                                            may depend on country but it is discriminatory to test gender
                                            my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                            • CyberHustler
                                              Masterbaiter
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 28781

                                              #23
                                              I went to GNC and bought this stuff for her...



                                              She got hired.
                                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                              • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                North Coast Pimp
                                                • Dec 2005
                                                • 9395

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Nick Decker
                                                I went to GNC and bought this stuff for her...



                                                She got hired.
                                                Nice work bro..

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                                                • TRe$yNFuL
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                  • 386

                                                  #25
                                                  Congrats on the lucky deal dude.
                                                  Thought for sure a day wasn't going to be enough time.
                                                  Now you can blaze to celebrate!

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                                                  • Zuzana Designs
                                                    All Your Design Needs
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 20902

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Nicky
                                                    Wont having a chick friend pee for her in some container work?
                                                    I think they come up different colors now ..

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                                                    • HomerSimpson
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 13826

                                                      #27
                                                      vodka?
                                                      milk?
                                                      aqua-detox?
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