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  • OG LennyT
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    • Jun 2003
    • 14345

    #1

    FACT: Married men get more ass than single guys

    I flirt with the women I work with.. can't help it, especially being a part-time porn guy. This chick sends me a picture of her tits. I text her back and forth.. hubby's away for a few days.. and I followed her home after work.

    Walked in her home and immediately started kissing her, we went to the bedroom and fucked in several positions. I showered and left while she was cleaning up.

    So easy to tap some ass.

    When I was single though, I was willing to pay for some pussy, it was hard to come by.

    chicks like banging married guys and it's all good
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  • Phoenix
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    • Nov 2002
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    #2
    lets hope your wife doesnt read gfy..lol
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    • BradM
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      • Dec 2003
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      #3
      *yawn* lame.

      but true.

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      • silvercash amber
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        #4
        congrats on cheating on your wife
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        • bronco67
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          • Dec 2006
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          #5
          oh wow, you fucked in several positions? What was that like? Did you do missionary?

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          • MetaMan
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            • Jan 2003
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            #6
            you need to understand one thing

            women can smell pussy

            even if it was just last week it is still fresh, they can smell it on you somehow, they know you got laid and in their fucked up little minds want something other women have.

            it has nothing to do with being married it is you carrying the scent of pussy.

            i get fucked like its nothing now, i dont remember the last time i had a pussy drought

            when your on you need to keep your game up these idiots who are like "im good i got layed last week" are stupid, you need to keep that scent fresh or your pimp game dies down.

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            • Antonio
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              • Oct 2001
              • 14136

              #7
              yeah, married men get laid so often that when they do they come to GFY to post about it

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              • OG LennyT
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                • Jun 2003
                • 14345

                #8
                Originally posted by Antonio
                yeah, married men get laid so often that when they do they come to GFY to post about it
                don't hate, It's all about the confidence.

                when you have confidence, it's like a pussy magnet bro
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                • smutnut
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                  • Jul 2007
                  • 5889

                  #9
                  Shit, if you married it and you can't get it more than guys who have to go out and hunt for it, you're in a lot of trouble - LOL!

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                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 10581

                    #10
                    I'll have to ask my husband if its true

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                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                      • Apr 2003
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                      #11
                      Do I have to be the one that says it.... you guys are slacking seriously...


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                      • GrouchyAdmin
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                        • Apr 2006
                        • 12085

                        #12
                        If married women can smell pussy, that explains why they hang out with douchebags.

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                        • Bird
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                          #13
                          That's cause married mens wives have fat asses and they don;t get none at home.
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                          • OG LennyT
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                            • Jun 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bird
                            That's cause married mens wives have fat asses and they don;t get none at home.

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                            • CDSmith
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                              • May 2001
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                              #15
                              Several positions sure, but any motorboat action?

                              Did you motorboat those tits? You did didn't you!
                              What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real?
                              Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them?
                              Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pppppbb, ppppppbbb.
                              You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
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                              • OG LennyT
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                Several positions sure, but any motorboat action?

                                Did you motorboat those tits? You did didn't you!
                                What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real?
                                Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them?
                                Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pppppbb, ppppppbbb.
                                You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
                                ahahahahaaaaa

                                yeah I got some nipple action and licked it before I sticked it

                                when we were done, I was drinking a Coke in the kitchen. She asked me if I wanted a cold beer instead.

                                I replied "I'll sleep with a man's wife, but I will not drink his beer."

                                she laughed
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                                • bronco67
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                                  • Dec 2006
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                  you need to understand one thing

                                  women can smell pussy

                                  even if it was just last week it is still fresh, they can smell it on you somehow, they know you got laid and in their fucked up little minds want something other women have.

                                  it has nothing to do with being married it is you carrying the scent of pussy.

                                  i get fucked like its nothing now, i dont remember the last time i had a pussy drought

                                  when your on you need to keep your game up these idiots who are like "im good i got layed last week" are stupid, you need to keep that scent fresh or your pimp game dies down.
                                  this is true. Its the pussy snowball effect. The more you get = the more you get.

                                  I think it has a lot to do with a projection of confidence that is fed by scoring a few times. That's the smell you're talking about. Women can smell it like a fart in a car.

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                                  • D Ghost
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                                    • May 2006
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Phoenix
                                    lets hope your wife doesnt read gfy..lol

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                                    • pornask
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                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 6518

                                      #19
                                      Should have took pics of her and shared

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                                      • Jim_Gunn
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                                        • Feb 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pornask
                                        Should have took pics of her and shared
                                        I applaud you on the use of "should have" rather than "should of" as is GFY custom, but you ruined it by forgetting that the past participle of "take" is "taken"...

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                                        • OG LennyT
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                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 14345

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pornask
                                          Should have took pics of her and shared
                                          yeah, I should have. I am deeply sorry I didn't, she is hot.
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                                          • SCORE Ralph
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MDCQ
                                            Do I have to be the one that says it.... you guys are slacking seriously...


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                                            • MichaelP
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                                              • Aug 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Let me see if I get this straight ....

                                              So if you can cheat on the most important person in your life (your wife), then I suppose you don't give a rat ass about people you conduct business with...

                                              just my

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                                              • Sid70
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                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 16413

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MichaelP
                                                Let me see if I get this straight ....

                                                So if you can cheat on the most important person in your life (your wife), then I suppose you don't give a rat ass about people you conduct business with...

                                                just my
                                                what he said, i second this.
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                                                • FreeHugeMovies
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                                                  • Dec 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Where is the picture of the tits?

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                                                  • tranza
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                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Seems right to me.
                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MichaelP
                                                      Let me see if I get this straight ....

                                                      So if you can cheat on the most important person in your life (your wife), then I suppose you don't give a rat ass about people you conduct business with...

                                                      just my

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                                                      • Manowar
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                                                        • Dec 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        it's the ring that brings them in

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                                                        • Karupted Charles
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MichaelP
                                                          Let me see if I get this straight ....

                                                          So if you can cheat on the most important person in your life (your wife), then I suppose you don't give a rat ass about people you conduct business with...

                                                          just my
                                                          I can honestly say that though your point has logic behind it I have found that the statement itself is untrue. I know many honest business men. I also know many out and out crooks. Of them some of the most honest guys who would help you out no matter your situation and who love there wives very much cheat. On the flip side i know guys that would skin you alive for 50 cents and they are 100% faithful. Marriage and buisiness have virtually no correlation.
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                                                          • HotMeghan_GL
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MichaelP
                                                            Let me see if I get this straight ....

                                                            So if you can cheat on the most important person in your life (your wife), then I suppose you don't give a rat ass about people you conduct business with...

                                                            just my
                                                            Originally posted by Adultmix
                                                            what he said, i second this.
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                                                            • carol.prime
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                              lets hope your wife doesnt read gfy..lol
                                                              and her husband doesn't read gfy as well.
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                                                              • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Karupted Charles
                                                                I can honestly say that though your point has logic behind it I have found that the statement itself is untrue. I know many honest business men. I also know many out and out crooks. Of them some of the most honest guys who would help you out no matter your situation and who love there wives very much cheat. On the flip side i know guys that would skin you alive for 50 cents and they are 100% faithful. Marriage and buisiness have virtually no correlation.

                                                                But moral standards do. and yes, I feel 100% out of place talking about moral standards here, of all places. But I think what he was saying has some validity. Whether it applies to the thread starter or not (and it more than likely does not) it could be enough to turn away someone looking to do business with this person.

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                                                                • Andy CHOOPA
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by MDCQ
                                                                  Do I have to be the one that says it.... you guys are slacking seriously...


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                                                                  True that.
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                                                                  • O MARINA
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                                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MichaelP
                                                                    Let me see if I get this straight ....

                                                                    So if you can cheat on the most important person in your life (your wife), then I suppose you don't give a rat ass about people you conduct business with...

                                                                    just my

                                                                    nice reply

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                                                                    • Sausage
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                      Several positions sure, but any motorboat action?

                                                                      Did you motorboat those tits? You did didn't you!
                                                                      What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real?
                                                                      Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them?
                                                                      Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pppppbb, ppppppbbb.
                                                                      You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
                                                                      Wow nobody seemed to get the reference.

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                                                                      • Karupted Charles
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Am I wrong in saying that most of the people that agreed with MichaelP were women? Of cource you agree with him cause women and men look at sex and cheating differently. I am not saying it is morally ok to cheat I am just saying in my experience many of the good guys out there in and out of our industry have or do cheat on there wives but would never cheat on a business person.

                                                                        Also lets not confuse morals and ethics. Morally debased people can still have strong ethics. Business cheating is ethics based relationship cheating is moral based very different.
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                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                          • Dec 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                          you need to understand one thing

                                                                          women can smell pussy

                                                                          even if it was just last week it is still fresh, they can smell it on you somehow, they know you got laid and in their fucked up little minds want something other women have.

                                                                          it has nothing to do with being married it is you carrying the scent of pussy.

                                                                          i get fucked like its nothing now, i dont remember the last time i had a pussy drought

                                                                          when your on you need to keep your game up these idiots who are like "im good i got layed last week" are stupid, you need to keep that scent fresh or your pimp game dies down.
                                                                          Amen ... I'm going to need a pussy aftershave.

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                                                                          • Vicious_B
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Sausage
                                                                            Wow nobody seemed to get the reference.

                                                                            Fucking love that movie
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                                                                            • xmas13
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Karupted Charles
                                                                              I am just saying in my experience many of the good guys out there in and out of our industry have or do cheat on there wives but would never cheat on a business person.
                                                                              Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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                                                                              • GigoloMason
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                                                                                • May 2005
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Sausage
                                                                                Wow nobody seemed to get the reference.

                                                                                Fucking love that movie
                                                                                Methinks you need to learn the difference between not getting something, and thinking something is to old\non-funny to be comment worthy.

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                                                                                • OG LennyT
                                                                                  Wall Street Pimp
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 14345

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Karupted Charles
                                                                                  I can honestly say that though your point has logic behind it I have found that the statement itself is untrue. I know many honest business men. I also know many out and out crooks. Of them some of the most honest guys who would help you out no matter your situation and who love there wives very much cheat. On the flip side i know guys that would skin you alive for 50 cents and they are 100% faithful. Marriage and buisiness have virtually no correlation.
                                                                                  Thanks Charles.

                                                                                  I do adult part-time, for years now... the few people I have done biz with, I have treated as I would like to be treated, fair and honest.

                                                                                  Interesting the comparison of biz and fucking come into play here, didn't see it coming...
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                                                                                  • Paco, of Large Cash.
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Fact 1:
                                                                                    Oh-too many married guys are complete and utter morons whom hate their wives, and are so fucking sick of eating the same boring ass meal (have sex w/same woman or ""wife"").

                                                                                    Fact 2: (not to be confused with fuck you)
                                                                                    Most married guys are beyond pathetic. They tell their lame ass tales, about tapping tail, on boards in hopes to build a virtual male camaraderie with those that share similar retarded qualities!

                                                                                    Fact 3: Only idiots brag about disrespecting their so-called loved ones. These are the type that need to be tested prior to breeding since our world needs no more of this quality of being on it!

                                                                                    AND..

                                                                                    Fact 4: People like YOU are what's made the institution, know as marriage, utterly worthless and meaningless! Another twist of the proverbial spoon would be your getting hitched to that poor bitch in a church.

                                                                                    I feel sorry for your wife and any kids you may have had or plan on having!

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                                                                                    • MrMaxwell
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                                                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Cheaters are Bitches.

                                                                                      Man look it if you ain't got the balls to say straight to your broad what you want and what you're doing, you're a hoe for lying to your woman. You got no balls.

                                                                                      If all were right in the world infidelity would be punishable by death.
                                                                                      Because of violating a sacred trust for an hour or two of pleasure.
                                                                                      Because of being to weak and worthless to be of any real use
                                                                                      Because of being a failure

                                                                                      I'll walk away from any woman out there if she's married. I don't keep company with scandalous assed hoes even for some random blowjob. And if I want something outside of what I got with my woman I'd say it straight to her like a real man should.

                                                                                      Want all of that freedom, just have housegirls.

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                                                                                      • MrMaxwell
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        too not to

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                                                                                        • aico
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          only cuz their wives get fat after marriage, so their is actually more ass there.

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                                                                                          • sniperwolf
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Paco, of Large Cash.
                                                                                            I feel sorry for your wife and any kids you may have had or plan on having!
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                                                                                            • just a punk
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                              lets hope your wife doesnt read gfy..lol
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                                                                                              • MichaelP
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                                                                                                • Aug 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Charles, even though your statement makes sense too, I need to say that this have NOTHING to do with morals or ethics, but simply TRUST.

                                                                                                Some program owner tells me "We'll never Shave your sales..." Then at the next show I see him fooling around... Guess what? I pull my links...

                                                                                                Want some more of what you have at home? leave it and get something new, not both... Can't leave it? Then bring her in it (if she wants to of course), join a swingers club or something... At least the relation will be honest

                                                                                                Females agreed with me of course... Maybe it's my Metro Side talking here .. hehe
                                                                                                Last edited by MichaelP; 08-26-2008, 10:32 AM. Reason: typo

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                                                                                                • Kudles
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Your an ass!
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                                                                                                  • cool1
                                                                                                    sex is good
                                                                                                    • Sep 2001
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I don't know, telling women you are a divoriced single father of (2), who has recently had a vasectomy, gets you laid quite a bit. of course sometime you have to show proof. damn modern times...lol

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