Nicerack.com for sale! Plus a Bonus Rant!
Ultra-premium domain name. Check your Ebay quick, it's only up for three days.
I'd develop it myself, but hey, I'm busy with my brand new ultra-premium 22 year old girlfriend (I'm 41 and kind of doughy, so I'm sure you can understand the necessity), and need the cash for my ultra-impending divorce and my new trophy's dental work. She's pretty hot except for her four upper front teeth which were some kind of pre-emptive strike from God for being a half-my-age-home-wrecker.
Legal Disclaimer: My current wife is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. She will make some other man incredibly happy, hopefully in the very near future. She deserves only the best.
I don't care who this new guy is as long as he's good to my kid or I'll punch him in the neck, but not so good to my kid that he replaces me as Alpha Dad. Maybe she'll meet somebody I can hang out with. That'd be cool, because all my friends are still in Las Vegas and I live in Texas now.
With my ultra-premium-half-my-age-home-wrecking-girlfriend.
I'm just not cut out for marriage, but really guys, how many of us would, in hindsight, ever get married again if it were not for the kids? I mean it was totally worth it because I love my kid more than anything in the world, but I'm pretty sure from a moral standpoint that marriage is always wrong.
That is all.
Mike
I'd develop it myself, but hey, I'm busy with my brand new ultra-premium 22 year old girlfriend (I'm 41 and kind of doughy, so I'm sure you can understand the necessity), and need the cash for my ultra-impending divorce and my new trophy's dental work. She's pretty hot except for her four upper front teeth which were some kind of pre-emptive strike from God for being a half-my-age-home-wrecker.
Legal Disclaimer: My current wife is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. She will make some other man incredibly happy, hopefully in the very near future. She deserves only the best.
I don't care who this new guy is as long as he's good to my kid or I'll punch him in the neck, but not so good to my kid that he replaces me as Alpha Dad. Maybe she'll meet somebody I can hang out with. That'd be cool, because all my friends are still in Las Vegas and I live in Texas now.
With my ultra-premium-half-my-age-home-wrecking-girlfriend.
I'm just not cut out for marriage, but really guys, how many of us would, in hindsight, ever get married again if it were not for the kids? I mean it was totally worth it because I love my kid more than anything in the world, but I'm pretty sure from a moral standpoint that marriage is always wrong.
That is all.
Mike
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