Jury duty tomorrow, wear my GFY tshirt?

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  • michaelsb
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 135

    #1

    Jury duty tomorrow, wear my GFY tshirt?

    Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.

    The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree?

    Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living.
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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Paint a swastika on your forehead and wear a free Manson t-shirt

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    • Domain Diva
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2007
      • 10180

      #3
      Go for it Michael and make sure you take pics

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      • DefaultMan
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2006
        • 1869

        #4
        Good luck with all that
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        • marketsmart
          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
          • Dec 2004
          • 20419

          #5
          Originally posted by michaelsb
          Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.

          The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree?

          Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living.
          i triple dog dare you...

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          • Jarmusch
             
            • May 2003
            • 12479

            #6
            Splash some blood on your face before you go in, then say "don't worry, it's not my blood".

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            • Fresh
              • Mar 2005
              • 4920

              #7
              that or a goatse shirt


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              • halfpint
                GFY's Halfpint
                • Jun 2007
                • 15223

                #8
                lol yep do it or have a t-shirt printed with " I eat - sleep- work in the porn industry and have fucked 1000 teen girls in one month..I am a standup guy"

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                • hankphone
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 540

                  #9
                  when they ask if you have ever met or know the defendant just say "I don't know, they all look alike".

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                  • jonesonyou
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 3853

                    #10
                    That sucks man

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                    • GetSCORECash
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                      • Mar 2008
                      • 5527

                      #11
                      How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.
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                      • Iron Fist
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                        • Dec 2006
                        • 23400

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fresh
                        that or a goatse shirt
                        Damm, I came in here just to say that...
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                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 14809

                          #13
                          I had several but they got stolen by jealous friends. :-(

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                          • 2012
                            So Fucking What
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 17189

                            #14
                            Originally posted by michaelsb
                            Damn, I got called in for jury duty tomorrow. I am tired of doing my civic duty... third time in 10 years.

                            The website says to dress as you would for a business meeting, my GoFuckYourself.com t-shirt would be appropriate for a meeting... think they would agree?

                            Maybe they will just dismiss me when I tell them I sell pornography for a living.
                            you'll probably sit there all day and they won't even call your name. keep your fingers crossed
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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              nothing like a contempt of court to liven things up

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                              • NETbilling
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 8599

                                #16
                                Jury duty is as fun as you make it.... have a ball


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                                • Alky
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 5651

                                  #17
                                  i havent gotten to many notices ever... *knocks on wood*

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                                  • OG LennyT
                                    Wall Street Pimp
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 14345

                                    #18
                                    easy to get out of.. go to the court's website. No need to act a fool
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                                    • JamesK
                                      hi
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 16731

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SCORE-Cash
                                      How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.
                                      make a few threads about it
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                                      • Marcus Aurelius
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                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 14809

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by JamesK
                                        make a few threads about it

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                                        • SmokeyTheBear
                                          ►SouthOfHeaven
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 28609

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SCORE-Cash
                                          How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.
                                          you forgot to send us your address .
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                                          • RP Fade
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 3343

                                            #22
                                            im in the system now, i've got a notice 3 times or so in the last 5 yrs.
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                                            • stickyfingerz
                                              Doin fine
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24984

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                              nothing like a contempt of court to liven things up
                                              Yup just what I was about to say. I think the Judge JUST might take someone where a shirt with profanity on it , on a very personal level. Disrespect to say the least. I've seen judges throw people out of court rooms for untucked shirts.

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                                              • stickyfingerz
                                                Doin fine
                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 24984

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SCORE-Cash
                                                How did you get a shirt? I've been post whoreing on this board for a while now, and notheing in the mail.
                                                1600 posts I believe it is when they send you a private message asking for your address. Check your pms soon as you hit 1600. You dont get access to the pm system till 1600 also.

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                                                • Kudles
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 5477

                                                  #25
                                                  Wear it i dare you
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                                                  • Doctor Dre
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 51692

                                                    #26
                                                    Wear this shirT :
                                                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                    • Violetta
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 28735

                                                      #27
                                                      don't think so
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