Orgasmics (Michelle) joind Shemp Group

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  • X37375787
    #51
    Originally posted by the Shemp
    I'm going to get the Real Leader to post here one day,
    Equinox, can you do any card tricks or slight of hand stuff to amuse Him? I used to, but my fingers are screwed up. Maybe you could arrange a dog and pony show, or hand puppetts, something He likes to see.

    shemp

    No card tricks, no dogs or ponies (sold them all to Gary), but I run a show called "Monkey Phantasies", I bet it would amuse him too. The repertoire goes from walking over glowing coals, over jumping through burning rings, and even knife fights. It's tough to recruit new moneys after each show, but the cash is good so I can still make profit.

    Furthermore I would suggest the unique "Tranny Goats Show" - absoultely astonishing. Rather hardcore, the Leader might like it.

    Last but not least I could offer my singin dolphins, they do everything from Michael Jackson to BeeGees, from Megadeth to Celine Dion.

    I'm a skilled trainer, the entertainment value is high.

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      • the Shemp
        congrats to the winners
        • Nov 2001
        • 10891
        #52
        Well I know he's into Celine Dion (not that way) so maybe you could get her and her goofy husband to do that thing where the egyptian slaves carry them across the sand dunes, while the masses throw rose petals at them. If you cant get Celine, then the Dolphin will do,

        shemp
        i use Vacares...so should you
        Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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          • Orgasmics
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 1206
            #53
            Much appreciation for all the congrats and nice comments.

            Am I on the right board???

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              • TheFLY
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2001
                • 11856
                #54
                Originally posted by Orgasmics
                Much appreciation for all the congrats and nice comments.

                Am I on the right board???
                Are you hot?????

                <img src="http://www.webweavers.org/0004/tongue.gif">

                Will this site do link trades?

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                  • Steve
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 6894
                    #55
                    Pete, you are a very horny bastard.

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                      • the Shemp
                        congrats to the winners
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 10891
                        #56
                        Originally posted by TheFLY


                        Are you hot?????

                        Will this site do link trades?
                        Pete,
                        There are link trades on there already, could use a few more.

                        shemp
                        i use Vacares...so should you
                        Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                          • SleazyDream
                            I'm here for SPORT
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 41470
                            #57
                            congrats on the new personal. Shemp Inc is one of the better places to work in this business
                            This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                            Now read without the word dog.

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                              • the Shemp
                                congrats to the winners
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 10891
                                #58
                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                congrats on the new personal. Shemp Inc is one of the better places to work in this business
                                I know I like it here, thanks SD.
                                i use Vacares...so should you
                                Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                                  • will-o'-the-wisp
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 111
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by the Shemp
                                    Its my pleasure to announce that Orgasmics (Michelle) has joined the Shemp Group as webmaster for http://www.Shempland.com

                                    Michelle has day to day responsibilty for updates, advertising and public relations. Shempland, a Thumb Display Post, was started a few months ago and is now averaging 50,000 unique hits a day.
                                    We look forward to having her input in determining the direction and profitability of the site.

                                    Please join Jamdin, Tom, Mrs. Shemp and me, in welcoming Michelle to our team,

                                    rob smith
                                    shemp.com
                                    Who fucking cares?

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                                      • Orgasmics
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 1206
                                        #60
                                        I do.

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                                          • the Shemp
                                            congrats to the winners
                                            • Nov 2001
                                            • 10891
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by will-o'-the-wisp

                                            Who fucking cares?
                                            Your home page needs some work http://www.lamope.com

                                            shemp
                                            i use Vacares...so should you
                                            Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                                              • Orgasmics
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 1206
                                                #62
                                                Very nice, Will. Did you design that yourself?

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