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  • PhilipX
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 200

    #1

    Guys you know you're on a bad date when

    She whispers to the waiter, "Please kill me."
    All she talks about is how great it is working for Heidi Fleiss.
    You catch her giving her phone number to the guy cleaning your windshield.
    She lunges at you several times with a steak knife.
    She keeps calling you "Bachelor Number Two".
    "Whoa! Is it 8:15 already?"
    She transitions the conversation by saying "I've said enough about me.

    What do you think about me?"
  • [Labret]
    Registered User
    • May 2001
    • 10945

    #2
    Are banks going to be open today? Is it some kind of holiday today?

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    • reddawg
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 1837

      #3
      You forgot.....When she goes to the restroom and never comes back
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      • X37375787

        #4
        Originally posted by reddawg
        You forgot.....When she goes to the restroom and never comes back

        You speak like a man with a lot of experience

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        • reddawg
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2002
          • 1837

          #5
          Maybe I watch to much tv, I can't even get them to the table
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          • BabeHunter
            Webmaster
            • Oct 2001
            • 4063

            #6
            Originally posted by Equinox



            You speak like a man with a lot of experience
            Yep

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            • PhilipX
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 200

              #7
              I think now you will know when you are on a bad date (debt).

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              • SykkBoy2
                Jesus loves bacon
                • Feb 2001
                • 19969

                #8
                Originally posted by reddawg
                Maybe I watch to much tv, I can't even get them to the table

                two words: roofies, dude
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                • volante
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 2940

                  #9
                  She says "Boneprone fucked me..."

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                  • PhilipX
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 200

                    #10
                    She will lunge at you with a steak knife.

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                      #11
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                      • PornoDoggy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 1053

                        #12
                        When someone asks her if she has a brother Joe, and she replies, "No, I used to be Joe.", then it's time to go home. Quickly.

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                        • redshift
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 1044

                          #13
                          when you pull her panties down and her snatch smells like dead fish

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                          • thechink
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 294

                            #14
                            when she pisses in the urinal next to you.
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