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  • fris
    I have to go potty
    • Aug 2002
    • 55804
    #1

    olympic jokes post yours

    Olympic organisers are very disappointed that so few local children have been attending Olympic events. But, be fair, how could they? They were at work

    The Olympics: The only time where millions of people can watch a 14 year old in just a pair of speedos and get away with it

    I see the Chinese have taken Gold in the pistol shooting.
    The target was kneeling, blindfolded and facing in the other direction

    According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics."
    Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater?

    I think the lights at the Olympics are too bright this year.
    Everyone in the audience seems to be squinting
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    • kmanrox
      aka K-Man
      • Oct 2001
      • 29295
      #2
      hahaa some good ones
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        • Libertine
          sex dwarf
          • May 2002
          • 17860
          #3
          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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            • SteveLightspeed
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 7940
              #4
              Why doesn't Mexico have more Olympic Medals?

              Because anyone in Mexico that can run, jump, or swim is now in the US!
              Abra-cadabra!

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                • Zuzana Designs
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                  • Feb 2005
                  • 20903
                  #5
                  Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                  Why doesn't Mexico have more Olympic Medals?

                  Because anyone in Mexico that can run, jump, or swim is now in the US!
                  LOL good one

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                    • pornask
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 6518
                      #6
                      Originally posted by fris
                      Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater?
                      They're both ugly and worthless

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                        • ukxtra
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 844
                          #7
                          Originally posted by pornask
                          They're both ugly and worthless

                          oh YEAH, ugly as fuck

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                            • natas
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 3377
                              #8
                              Originally posted by fris
                              I see the Chinese have taken Gold in the pistol shooting.
                              The target was kneeling, blindfolded and facing in the other direction

                              According to Sebastian Coe, "There is no greater feeling than representing your country at the Olympics."
                              Really? Surely having Angelina Jolie sitting on your cock, whilst you snort coke off Jessica Alba's tits would feel greater?

                              I think the lights at the Olympics are too bright this year.
                              Everyone in the audience seems to be squinting
                              buahahahahha 3 great ones there fris

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978
                                  #9
                                  Lol.some of those were good

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                                    • SilentKnight
                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24812
                                      #10
                                      Beijing skies are so polluted that Chinese authorities are planning emergency measures for the Olympics.

                                      Protesters will now only be run over with hybrid tanks.

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                                        • SilentKnight
                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 24812
                                          #11
                                          Before a gymnastics event at the Beijing Olympics, an American athlete sat next to a Chinese athlete in the locker room.

                                          "Everyone in the States says China has human rights problems," said the American. "Is that true?"

                                          "I'm afraid so," said the Chinese athlete. "In our legal system, it is hard to get a fair trial. The judges decide who has won before the trial takes place."

                                          "That's terrible," said the American.

                                          Trying to lighten the mood, the Chinese athlete said, "So, do you think you will do well on your floor routine today?"

                                          "I know I will," said the American. "We've paid off the German and French judges, and the Russians are trading votes with us."

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                                            • Babaganoosh
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                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 15841
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Libertine
                                              best joke yet
                                              I like pie.

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