Man Steals Bear, Uses it for Sideshow Scam

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  • The Duck
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    • May 2005
    • 18243

    #1

    Man Steals Bear, Uses it for Sideshow Scam

    Check his picture in the link at the bottom :D

    "Wellford (WSPA) -- A South Carolina man is in jail after authorities say he stole a bear cub from an animal park in Wellford in the Upstate, and then charged people a dollar each to pet it.
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    John Chadwick Montgomery, 31, was charged Tuesday with third-degree burglary and grand larceny.

    Officials said he lured the 7-month-old cub from the Hollywild Animal Park Saturday night.

    Joy Crawford says Montgomery, her cousin, pulled up into her driveway on Sunday and told her he had stolen a bear. "He said he just wanted a bear," says Crawford. "He's always been great with animals and has had a lot of exotic pets, so it really didn't surprise me. He has done a lot of stupid things."

    Crawford says Montgomery told her the bear was not his initial target at Hollywild. Deputies say after breaking in, he tried to steal a capuchin monkey, but another monkey stopped the attempted abduction.

    The cousin says the other monkey jumped on Montgomery's back and bit him.

    Authorities say they are looking for two others, Anthony Derrick Elliot and Amy Brooke Mayberry, they believe helped Montgomery steal the bear."

    Source: http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=65179
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  • Snap3
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    • Oct 2006
    • 808

    #2
    lmao wtf
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    • CurrentlySober
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      • Aug 2002
      • 39047

      #3
      Perfectly reasonable - its not like he could just 'buy' a bear cub is it?
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      • topamillion
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        • Aug 2007
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        #4
        lol , this is hilarious.
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        • u-Bob
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          • Jul 2005
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          #5
          lol

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          • kowalsky
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            • Oct 2003
            • 2494

            #6
            [QUOTE=kandah;14614391]"..it really didn't surprise me. He has done a lot of stupid things."

            After see his face, yes, I am sure of that!
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            • pentae
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              • Jul 2002
              • 899

              #7
              How much did he make? is there a bear affiliate program i can join?

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              • AnniKN
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                • Feb 2008
                • 1682

                #8
                OMG! The redneck cousin of Christian Bale!

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                • The Duck
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                  • May 2005
                  • 18243

                  #9
                  I wonder how you steal a bear though. Wouldnt it try to kill you or something?
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                  • hypedough
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                    • Sep 2007
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                    #10
                    Amazing quote from the cousin.

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                    • seeandsee
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                      #11
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                      • Antonio
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                        • Oct 2001
                        • 14136

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kandah
                        I wonder how you steal a bear though. Wouldnt it try to kill you or something?
                        it's a bear cub

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                        • Jens Van Assterdam
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                          #13
                          zoooomg!
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                          • Yngwie
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                            • May 2003
                            • 11118

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pentae
                            How much did he make? is there a bear affiliate program i can join?

                            http://www.petthebear.com/affiliates
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                            • Marcus Aurelius
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                              • Apr 2003
                              • 14809

                              #15
                              "Crawford says Montgomery told her the bear was not his initial target at Hollywild. Deputies say after breaking in, he tried to steal a capuchin monkey, but another monkey stopped the attempted abduction.

                              The cousin says the other monkey jumped on Montgomery's back and bit him."



                              FAIL.

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                              • bobby666
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                                • Nov 2005
                                • 21765

                                #16
                                hehe nice found

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                                • Kudles
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                                  • Feb 2003
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                                  #17
                                  WTF!!! Shoot that guy in the ass for being an idiot
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                                  • C-Bass
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                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 3153

                                    #18
                                    I could only imagine the thought process that happened before it all went down...

                                    "I've got this great idea...."

                                    "I shall steal a bear.......and charged people only $1 to pet it"

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                                    • Elli
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                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 17991

                                      #19
                                      How weird. That poor bear!
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