I opened up my Bar B Q and foulnd a early stage "beehive"...what to do????/

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  • Juicy D. Links
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    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    I opened up my Bar B Q and foulnd a early stage "beehive"...what to do????/

    I havent used the fucking thing , so earlier today I opened it up and there was a approx 3-4 inch diameter honeycomb....

    I closed the fucker fast and ran inside.....


    WTF do i do now?


    Do i spark it up and burn the fuckers????????

    Doing this wont the fuckers send out a signal to there BROSSSS to come attack?


    Even so.... I do not think i could put a burger on the Q after knwoing these fuckers were in it...


    My only option i think is to dump the fucking out ... its a few years old so its not like its new....


    and dont ask me for pics cause i aint getting anywhere close to this fucking thing unless i suit up in full body gear....

    Ideas??????????


    what if the garbage guys come to chcuk it and the bees attack em?


    Why does strange shit hapen to me?
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    • DateDoc
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      • Feb 2005
      • 14243
      #2
      close the lid and turn it on - go drink a nice stiff drink and come back to it in 30 mins.

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        • Juicy D. Links
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          • Apr 2001
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          #3
          Originally posted by DateDoc
          close the lid and turn it on - go drink a nice stiff drink and come back to it in 30 mins.
          I have too swap the propane tanks first... the one in there is empty....


          I am scared to death of bees always have been.....


          To burn em alive I have to swap tanks and that might piss em off

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            • Sly
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              • Sep 2004
              • 31379
              #4
              LOL you want to get rid of that altogether? Don't do that... it's totally fine. You have eaten much worse, trust me... just give it a good cleaning.

              I would call a pest control company and ask what they recommend that you do. I'm sure it will depend on what kind of bee it is.
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                • minddust
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                  • Feb 2005
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                  #5
                  EDIT: empty tank... take a pile of papers (newspaper works great) light it up, open your lid fast, put it in, close the lid rotflcopter... wait until it burn off. the smoke will kill them
                  Last edited by minddust; 08-13-2008, 07:19 PM.

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                    • DateDoc
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                      • Feb 2005
                      • 14243
                      #6
                      Just switch out the tank. You shouldn't have to take the old tank all the way off. just set the new one on the ground within reach of the hose and attach it. you can completely swap it out after the bees are gone. You CAN do it!!!!
                      Last edited by DateDoc; 08-13-2008, 07:18 PM.

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                        • Juicy D. Links
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                          • Apr 2001
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by Sly
                          LOL you want to get rid of that altogether? Don't do that... it's totally fine. You have eaten much worse, trust me... just give it a good cleaning.

                          I would call a pest control company and ask what they recommend that you do. I'm sure it will depend on what kind of bee it is.
                          they are prob regular honeybees not those africanized killer ones....

                          Ok lets see if i can get the courage up and burn the fuckers alive.

                          Ill report back tomorrow or friday

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                            • Sly
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                              • Sep 2004
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                              #8
                              The typical bee isn't all that bad. Wasps are a total bitch.
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                                • Spunky
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                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978
                                  #9
                                  Wait till nightime and throw it in the neighbours yard ,pick it up before they wake up

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                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                      • Apr 2001
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                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                      The typical bee isn't all that bad. Wasps are a total bitch.
                                      nah i didnt see wasps just bees

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                                        • Juicy D. Links
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                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                          Wait till nightime and throw it in the neighbours yard ,pick it up before they wake up



                                          i already pissed on my neighbors car door handle earlier.....

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                                            • Spunky
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                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978
                                              #12
                                              Put on a few layers of clothes and wear a hockey mask protected with some pantyhose,so they cant sting and hose them down with soapy water.that will kill them instantly

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                                                • Juicy D. Links
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                                                  • Apr 2001
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by minddust
                                                  EDIT: empty tank... take a pile of papers (newspaper works great) light it up, open your lid fast, put it in, close the lid rotflcopter... wait until it burn off. the smoke will kill them
                                                  u bsing me or is that true with the smoke?

                                                  What if there BROS start coming from all over? Bees have like 1000's of bros.... the fucker sin the Q are the qorker bees i think.... i need to kill the QUEEN bitch

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                                                    • LiveDose
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                                                      #14
                                                      It's too late. Move.

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                                                        • Denis_SC
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 2332
                                                          #15
                                                          What to do ? I'd recommend bee shishkebob

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                                                            • Juicy D. Links
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Spunky
                                                              Put on a few layers of clothes and wear a hockey mask protected with some pantyhose,so they cant sting and hose them down with soapy water.that will kill them instantly


                                                              But it has to be done with caution, because enough soapy water has to be applied at once to all the bees or they will get mad and begin to sting before the effect can take place. If most of the bees are unreachable in a hive, therefore, spraying soapy water on the few bees that can be seen outside of the hive will not have much of an impact.

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                                                                • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                  • Apr 2001
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Next time i post you see:

                                                                  "Fuck i got stung by a shitload of bees.. PICS"

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                                                                    • broke
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                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 4501
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Call a beekeeper (who has probably lost all his bees in the last year or two) and ask them if they're interested in the hive.
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                                                                        • Spunky
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                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 133978
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I watched some show where the dude would get a spray bottle and soap them down and sell their honey.they were the African ones too.There were thousands at a time buzzing around .
                                                                          You can do it

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                                                                                • BVF
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                                                                                  • 13975
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                  I closed the fucker fast and ran inside.....


                                                                                  WTF do i do now?


                                                                                  Do i spark it up and burn the fuckers?????????

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                                                                                    • Iron Fist
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                                                                                        • CIVMatt
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                                                                                            • Cyandin
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                                                                                              • Aug 2008
                                                                                              • 1723
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Well, from an entomologists standpoint, my opinion is obviously more amiable towards your unexpected guests. However, knowing that my affinity for insects is does not place me in the mainstream, I can understand the crisis at hand. I recommend calling an actual bee removal company. Many of them openly advertise a no-kill policy, and actually relocate them to less intrusive habitats.

                                                                                              Given the recent plague that has killed tens of millions of bee's in the US,

                                                                                              example article: ww.technologyreview.com/Biotech/19348/

                                                                                              and their immense (though largely unknown to the public) importance in our lives as agent of cross-pollination in plants,

                                                                                              example article: ww.factmonster.com/ce6/sci/A0856884.html

                                                                                              it would be sensible to make an effort to have them re-homed.


                                                                                              I know it's hippy-ish to a lot of you, but I calls it like I sees it!

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                                                                                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 14809
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Make honey roasted chicken? :-)

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                                                                                                    • Mr Pheer
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                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                      • 22082
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Just open the top, stick your face in, and scream real loud.

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                                                                                                        • After Shock Media
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                                                                          • 35299
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I would just relocate the hive elsewhere. No need to be killing bee's at all.

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                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                              • 122992
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Cyandin
                                                                                                              Well, from an entomologists standpoint, my opinion is obviously more amiable towards your unexpected guests. However, knowing that my affinity for insects is does not place me in the mainstream, I can understand the crisis at hand. I recommend calling an actual bee removal company. Many of them openly advertise a no-kill policy, and actually relocate them to less intrusive habitats.

                                                                                                              Given the recent plague that has killed tens of millions of bee's in the US,

                                                                                                              example article: ww.technologyreview.com/Biotech/19348/

                                                                                                              and their immense (though largely unknown to the public) importance in our lives as agent of cross-pollination in plants,

                                                                                                              example article: ww.factmonster.com/ce6/sci/A0856884.html

                                                                                                              it would be sensible to make an effort to have them re-homed.


                                                                                                              I know it's hippy-ish to a lot of you, but I calls it like I sees it!

                                                                                                              thats all good but i cant get my bar b q on right now!!!!! I will attempt today to swap the tanks n then burn the fuckers...

                                                                                                              I will be naked while ding this

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                                                                                                                • tranza
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Call the firefighters!
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                                                                                                                    • Marie
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                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                      • 3024
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      My friend had a beehive in a tree in her backyard last week, she called a beekeeper she happened to know and he came and took it away immediately.
                                                                                                                      She gave the thing away but I heard that you can sell them for a good amount too.
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                                                                                                                        • d-null
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                                                                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                          • 13724
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          don't kill them

                                                                                                                          call the beekeeper


                                                                                                                          I got stung by a wasp yesterday by the way, hurt like hell for like a minute then it was no big deal, but even when it was hurting it wasn't even as bad as a cigarette burn

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                                                                                                                            • Sebring Studios
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by d-null
                                                                                                                              don't kill them

                                                                                                                              call the beekeeper


                                                                                                                              I got stung by a wasp yesterday by the way, hurt like hell for like a minute then it was no big deal, but even when it was hurting it wasn't even as bad as a cigarette burn
                                                                                                                              Probably best to call a beekeeper, but if you want to kill'em and kill'em fast, pick up a can of a product called 'Hot Shot.'

                                                                                                                              http://www.hotshotbrand.com/ProductC...pHornetKiller/

                                                                                                                              It'll kill'em in a few seconds but it instantly coats the fuckers wings with an oily substance and they can't fly. Wal Mart or Home Depot carries it and the cool part is it shoots a stream about twenty feet so you don't have to get close.

                                                                                                                              Tip: Fire a squirt into the air before shooting the hive to prime the valve so you'll get a full stream when you attack the hive.

                                                                                                                              I used it on a couple of wasp nests recently and it works great.
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                                                                                                                                • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 51692
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

                                                                                                                                  Why does strange shit hapen to me?
                                                                                                                                  A beehive is stupposed to be strange ?
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                                                                                                                                    • kmanrox
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                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      why is this even an issue? if its inside, torch the fuckers! christ almighty jewsy!
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                                                                                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 122992
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                                                                                          why is this even an issue? if its inside, torch the fuckers! christ almighty jewsy!
                                                                                                                                          i gotta replace the propane tank first.... that might get em all riled up and then they attack me!!!!

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                                                                                                                                            • RobertD
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                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Just make sure they don't get anywhere near your forehead.

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                                                                                                                                                          This is getting funnier! lol
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                                                                                                                                                            • klaze
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Cook it up!

                                                                                                                                                              Turn the flame on to high and let it sit for an hour..

                                                                                                                                                              Scrape off the remains!

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                                                                                                                                                                • _Richard_
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  an exterminator will charge you 75 bucks if you can't simply do it yourself

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Supz
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      start the bbq

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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 16502
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          lay inside with it.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                              UPDATE:

                                                                                                                                                                              I went to change the propane tank on the BBQ... as i was doing this the fuckers started buzzing......

                                                                                                                                                                              Since i am scared shitless of Bees i ran for dear life into the house real fast...


                                                                                                                                                                              I am dumping the BBQ....

                                                                                                                                                                              I am gonna go pick another one up , I aint getting a beekeepr or extermiantor to ass rape me .. then have toxic shit on the BBQ.... ight as well buy a new one.

                                                                                                                                                                              Now i gotta call the town and see wtf i gotta do to have em pick the thing up and dump it in the garbage trucks or whatever they do....


                                                                                                                                                                              I realllllllllllllly hate bees and i think they are the angry motherfuckers that are in the BBQ...

                                                                                                                                                                              Fuck me!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • The Truth Hurts
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  3-4 inches?

                                                                                                                                                                                  flick the fucking thing out of the way.

                                                                                                                                                                                  or if you're afraid you'll soil your panties, use a stick.. or something that'll give you some distance.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                                                                                                                                                                      3-4 inches?

                                                                                                                                                                                      flick the fucking thing out of the way.

                                                                                                                                                                                      or if you're afraid you'll soil your panties, use a stick.. or something that'll give you some distance.
                                                                                                                                                                                      Bees are one of the few things that scare the shit outof me...... ill fucking shit my pants if i do that tbh

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