I just found a dead cow fetus in my milk carton is it ok to drink?

**Marcus Aurelius** · 08-11-2008, 02:53 PM

its fine. extra protein.

**Deej** · 08-11-2008, 02:54 PM

ZOMFQG

roffleskates galore

**Jman** · 08-11-2008, 02:54 PM

You still drink milk?

I hope your at least done with diapers and are at the pull up stage ;-)

**MetaMan** · 08-11-2008, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by MDCQ

its fine. extra protein.

it kind of smells like the inside of a shoe, but i didnt take out my garbage this week so i am just wondering if that is it?

am i safe though you think?

**CurrentlySober** · 08-11-2008, 02:55 PM

Only if you have a HUGE cock...

**MetaMan** · 08-11-2008, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Jean-Francois

You still drink milk?

I hope your at least done with diapers and are at the pull up stage ;-)

is it true that on the back of the quebec license plate it says "we surrender"?

**MetaMan** · 08-11-2008, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

Only if you have a HUGE cock...

i am not to sure this should be joked about?

i could end up very sick, and then everyone here would miss me, then you would be blamed.

lets get serious about serious issues please ok? no more jokes, thanks guys.

**qxm** · 08-11-2008, 02:58 PM

if that were truly the case I would sue left and right.... u could get some money off of it....... sue man sue!!!

**Marcus Aurelius** · 08-11-2008, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

it kind of smells like the inside of a shoe, but i didnt take out my garbage this week so i am just wondering if that is it?

am i safe though you think?

Take out the garbage, if the milk still smells, might want to boil it first. Then you'll be safe.

**CDSmith** · 08-11-2008, 02:59 PM

Threaten to sue the milk company.
Get free milk for life.
Get "Milk does the body good" tatoo'd on your dick in 18 pt Gothic Bold.

In that order.

**MetaMan** · 08-11-2008, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by MDCQ

Take out the garbage, if the milk still smells, might want to boil it first. Then you'll be safe.

then i have to put on my shoes, im to lazy.

**Marcus Aurelius** · 08-11-2008, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

then i have to put on my shoes, im to lazy.

Then perhaps boil the milk. As for the fetus, sauteed with mushrooms, crisp on one side might be nice. Put some of the milk in the pan grease after, throw in a little flour, mix slowly. have fried cow fetus and white gravy. Its a meal in a carton, you are truly one of gods blessed to get such a find.

**Manowar** · 08-11-2008, 03:07 PM

sue the company, you'll make BANK

**pet kangaroo** · 08-11-2008, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by Manowar

sue the company, you'll make BANK

I'm sure this would already be happening if this was true.

**MetaMan** · 08-11-2008, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by pet kangaroo

I'm sure this would already be happening if this was true.

sorry im not the pussy type to sue other people over bullshit,

i cant stand losers like that, i bet you are the type to slip on a grape at the grocery mart because you are to stupid to look where your hooked fucking elf feet are stomping.

or just the general fat fuck type.

LOSER

**CaptainHowdy** · 08-11-2008, 03:36 PM

Call your lawyer ...

**MetaMan** · 08-11-2008, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

Call your lawyer ...

can i call you? im lonely want to chat?

**Marcus Aurelius** · 08-11-2008, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

can i call you? im lonely want to chat?

a/s/l? ......

**dav3** · 08-11-2008, 05:37 PM

plant the fetus and grow a milk tree

**firecracker** · 08-12-2008, 08:18 AM

Switch to Soy Milk...

**Marcus Aurelius** · 08-12-2008, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by firecracker

Switch to Soy Milk...

Who's to say he wouldn't find a soy fetus in his milk then...CMON man...THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU SAY IT GEEZ!

**Paco, of Large Cash.** · 08-12-2008, 08:35 AM

Uhm, that's not milk.

That liquid is in ALL the buckets at all the abortion clinics.

**seeandsee** · 08-12-2008, 08:47 AM

I'd HIT IT!

**Kudles** · 08-12-2008, 10:46 AM

Go for it!!

**D Ghost** · 08-12-2008, 11:00 AM

go for it soldier!

I just found a dead cow fetus in my milk carton is it ok to drink?

I just found a dead cow fetus in my milk carton is it ok to drink?

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