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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    WTF has anyone heard about this? i got TURNED DOWN by a porn companu because my

    "cock is wide like a truck, and when on a freeway you cant take up 2 lanes"

    they told me my cock was TOO BIG to star in porn, that they have to protect their models, and a guy with as big of a cock as mine would cause their pussy to stretch and they would have to fire the models.

    every chick tells me "your cock is to big to fit" and now a porn company tells me "your cock is to big to fit"

    has anyone else ever heard of a porn company turning someone down for having "too big of a cock"?

    it is a curse i swear.
  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #2
    bump for answers.

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    • Barefootsies
      Choice is an Illusion
      • Feb 2005
      • 42635

      #3
      Yes.

      I believe they call it, "delusions of grandeur"....

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      • lazycash
        Troll Patrol
        • Aug 2002
        • 15214

        #4
        Originally posted by MetaMan
        "cock is wide like a truck, and when on a freeway you cant take up 2 lanes"

        they told me my cock was TOO BIG to star in porn, that they have to protect their models, and a guy with as big of a cock as mine would cause their pussy to stretch and they would have to fire the models.

        every chick tells me "your cock is to big to fit" and now a porn company tells me "your cock is to big to fit"

        has anyone else ever heard of a porn company turning someone down for having "too big of a cock"?

        it is a curse i swear.
        Ah, so you want to be content now. What is the dealing with struggling designers wanting to be content, first Alienq now you.
        "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

        Its crazy..."

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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682

          #5
          Originally posted by lazycash
          Ah, so you want to be content now. What is the dealing with struggling designers wanting to be content, first Alienq now you.
          "struggling"

          ask around and you can find out how long the lineup is. all good you cant afford to be on it anyway.

          i dont want to "be" content, someone asked me, said i could have a 5some and i said whatever.

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          • The Judge
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2006
            • 1647

            #6
            try playing catcher in gay porn instead

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            • klaze
              So Fucking Banned
              • May 2008
              • 2167

              #7
              MetaMan scares me.
              Last edited by klaze; 08-11-2008, 11:05 AM.

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              • crockett
                in a van by the river
                • May 2003
                • 76818

                #8
                I have a easy solution to your problems.. please take my advice.



                (link hotten)
                In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Judge
                  try playing catcher in gay porn instead
                  dude you are the all star i wouldnt want anyone let alone a rookie like myself to sub you out of your position.

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                  • MetaMan
                    I AM WEB 2.0
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 28682

                    #10
                    producers? anyone ever heard about a guy getting turned down for porn because his dick was to big?

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                    • Deej
                      I make pixels work
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 24386

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Barefootsies
                      Yes.

                      I believe they call it, "delusions of grandeur"....

                      I'm not sure if its Gran deur ... they arent out to get him...

                      I think its big cock racism... bitches all say they want it , so do the porn companies...

                      yet they turn it away when its in their face....

                      Gran Deur is when you feel someone or a group of people are out to "get" you

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                      • Iron Fist
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 23400

                        #12
                        Yup... okay
                        i like waffles

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                        • DaddyHalbucks
                          A freakin' legend!
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 18975

                          #13
                          You poor guy!
                          Boner Money

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                          • Marcus Aurelius
                            No Refunds Issued.
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 14809

                            #14
                            Tough break big guy, hang in there.

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                            • DARKHORSERIDER
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 148

                              #15
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                              • DARKHORSERIDER
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 148

                                #16
                                or ask lexington steele for some advice lol
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                                • Nicky
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 30071

                                  #17
                                  It has grown?

                                  http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...6&postcount=38

                                  gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                  • MetaMan
                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 28682

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Nicky
                                    7" girth dummy but thanks for stalking my cock.

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                                    • O MARINA
                                      I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 13794

                                      #19
                                      again ?????
                                      Last edited by O MARINA; 08-11-2008, 03:36 PM.

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                                      • O MARINA
                                        I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 13794

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Nicky



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                                        • Nicky
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 30071

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                          7" girth dummy but thanks for stalking my cock.
                                          You're welcome, hehe. Come to think of it I am scared why I even remembered that thread LOL

                                          gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                          • Marcus Aurelius
                                            No Refunds Issued.
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 14809

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                                            7" girth dummy but thanks for stalking my cock.
                                            I LUL'ed

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                                            • O MARINA
                                              I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 13794

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nicky
                                              :Come to think of it I am scared why I even remembered that thread LOL

                                              because you pay attention to my convos with MetaMan

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                                              • O MARINA
                                                I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 13794

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MDCQ
                                                I LUL'ed
                                                "the magnums may break but i will never break your heart, you can trust in MetaMan" - MetaMan 2007

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                                                • Nicky
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 30071

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by O MARINA
                                                  because you pay attention to my convos with MetaMan
                                                  Must be your beautiful avatar.

                                                  gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                  • MetaMan
                                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 28682

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Nicky
                                                    Must be your beautiful avatar.
                                                    do you ever bend over infront of the mirror naked? tape it? upload it to ur comp and zoom in?

                                                    nice watchin ur saus' swangggg.

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                                                    • Nicky
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 30071

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                      do you ever bend over infront of the mirror naked? tape it? upload it to ur comp and zoom in?
                                                      Only when I have nothing else to do, as you should know the trick is using the right lighting.

                                                      gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                      • Nookster
                                                        Confirmed IT Professional
                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 3744

                                                        #28
                                                        I've been turned down for knowing too much about adult online affiliate marketing...go figure.
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