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  • Sands
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2007
    • 3134

    #1

    FACT: I Could Kill You With One Punch...

    ... but I won't. I use my power for good, not evil. Unless you're evil. Then it'd be good to kill you with one punch.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    By driving the nose into the brain?

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    • steved
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      • Nov 2003
      • 1963

      #3
      Thank you for letting us live

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      • shwsrvcs
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        • Aug 2006
        • 600

        #4
        but not if you knew the super secret avoidence move!
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        • bloggingseo
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          • May 2007
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          #5
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          • Steve Awesome
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            • Jan 2007
            • 1575

            #6
            Everyone from the tri-state area claims they can do that.

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            • papill0n
              Unregistered Abuser
              • Oct 2007
              • 15547

              #7
              I will hit you with my handbag bitch!

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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24812

                #8
                Evil is...as evil does.

                One punch doesn't stand a chance against my pyro-kinetic powers!

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                • mrkris
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                  • May 2005
                  • 2737

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sands
                  ... but I won't. I use my power for good, not evil. Unless you're evil. Then it'd be good to kill you with one punch.
                  I'm going to punch you in your balls.

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                  • fallenmuffin
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 8170

                    #10
                    I know a guy that killed a lot of people with one punch (bowl)

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                    • bobby666
                      boots are my religion
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 21765

                      #11
                      i can kill you just with my screwdriver

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                      • Iron Fist
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                        • Dec 2006
                        • 23400

                        #12
                        I can kill you with my finger...
                        i like waffles

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                        • NYRangers
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 552

                          #13
                          Thanks for letting us know sport. The only reason it's called strong island is because of the hairsprayed heads of the dopey chicks. Try shooting a bullet through that mess.
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                          • Nishville
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                            • Jan 2008
                            • 284

                            #14
                            I can kill you with my fart.

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                            • VicD
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                              • Feb 2005
                              • 13245

                              #15
                              I can kill you with my dick

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                              • dig420
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                                • May 2001
                                • 9240

                                #16
                                Originally posted by VicD
                                I can kill you with my dick
                                winner!

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                                • Ecchi22
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 10012

                                  #17
                                  And whats so special about it? Thats old thingie. Killing with one hit isn't anything cool at all..

                                  For example, I can kill you without even touching you

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                                  • Ecchi22
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                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 10012

                                    #18
                                    Vulnerable creatures humans are..

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                                    • Violetta
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 28735

                                      #19
                                      id duck...
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                                      • steved
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 1963

                                        #20
                                        I would duck and cover.

                                        Works for nukes so why not

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                                        • fris
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                                          • Aug 2002
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                                          #21
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                                          • maalox
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                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 596

                                            #22
                                            I don't know bud!here's a picture of my grandma and she can kill you with her middle finger!
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                                            • CDSmith
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                                              • May 2001
                                              • 51460

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by fallenmuffin
                                              I know a guy that killed a lot of people with one punch (bowl)
                                              Including himself.

                                              Now that's a guy who packed one powerful punch.
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                                              • pornguy
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                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                #24
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                                                • GrouchyAdmin
                                                  Now choke yourself!
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 12085

                                                  #25
                                                  Dammit. You all all of the Funyuns, didn't you?

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                                                  • tranza
                                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 57559

                                                    #26
                                                    Thank you so much for leave me alive!!!
                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 14809

                                                      #27
                                                      Its true. he killed me with one punch...



                                                      I got better.

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                                                      • spunkmister
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2006
                                                        • 1362

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by VicD
                                                        I can kill you with my dick
                                                        got Aids?

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                                                        • dered1
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Mar 2007
                                                          • 39

                                                          #29
                                                          You are not the only one who can kill with one punch...but the others don't tell )
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                                                          • Anphibius
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                                                            • Jun 2006
                                                            • 199

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                                            By driving the nose into the brain?

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                                                            • MakingItPay
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                                                              • Feb 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              There is a good chance I could revive the punched person with my CPR skills.
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                                                              • Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                • Dec 2005
                                                                • 9395

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                By driving the nose into the brain?
                                                                Can't happen... The cartiledge in your nose is to soft to puncture the brain... And the bone structure there will not shard off....


                                                                Now you can however damage someone brain if you punch them hard enough right between the eyes... But it is more long term damage versus instant death... And you have to hit real hard, know how to retract and when to make the force echo through there skull into there brain..

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                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 51460

                                                                  #33
                                                                  A hard enough punch directly to the throat can certainly cause death.

                                                                  I don't know about instant, but soon. :D
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                                                                  • 96ukssob
                                                                    So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                    • 12991

                                                                    #34
                                                                    a solid shot to the temple could kill someone by crushing parts of the brain and veins that will lead to internal bleeding.

                                                                    as well, a good hit to the neck could cripple someones trachea and cause suffocation

                                                                    so its possible to die with one punch... thats why i never leave my house!
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                                                                    • Vendzilla
                                                                      Biker Gnome
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 23200

                                                                      #35
                                                                      this is why I have guns
                                                                      Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                                                                      think about that

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                                                                      • hankphone
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                                                                        • Nov 2007
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • minddust
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 2438

                                                                          #37
                                                                          ... and your bragging on internet. Strong girl...

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                                                                          • Andy CHOOPA
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                                                                            • Jul 2008
                                                                            • 1156

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Steve Awesome
                                                                            Everyone from the tri-state area claims they can do that.
                                                                            Lol, and yes its true we all can. Its in the water.
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                                                                            • SykkBoy2
                                                                              Jesus loves bacon
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 19969

                                                                              #39
                                                                              a punch to the face just isn't as poetic as a crescent wrench to the back of the skull though....
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                                                                              • Sands
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                                                                                • Feb 2007
                                                                                • 3134

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Kicks too. I could kill you with one kick.

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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Roy, what have you been smoking, and why arn't you sharing with me?

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                                                                                  • qxm
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                                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                                    • 5970

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                                                                    this is why I have guns
                                                                                    +1

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                                                                                    • Chio
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • mikesouth
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                                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                                        • 6340

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Fact I can kill you before you get close enough to land your punch.

                                                                                        "Never pick a fight with an old man he will just shoot you." - "Sinclair Lewis" (I think)
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                                                                                        • qxm
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by mikesouth
                                                                                          "Never pick a fight with an old man he will just shoot you." - "Sinclair Lewis" (I think)
                                                                                          So fucking true

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                                                                                          • Jman
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                                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                                            • 22834

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Sands
                                                                                            ... but I won't. I use my power for good, not evil. Unless you're evil. Then it'd be good to kill you with one punch.
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                                                                                            • BigBen
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                                                                                              • Nov 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Perhaps, but do you know the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?

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                                                                                              • TripleXPrint
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Apr 2007
                                                                                                • 983

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Prove it. Go punch someone real quick and kill them. Then post a picture of it (or better yet, a vid) and then we'll believe you. Until then, your punch is lined with weak sauce.
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                                                                                                • tiger
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  You must be part ninja.

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                                                                                                  • CDSmith
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                                    • 51460

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    FACT: I could make you handwash my filthy laundry with one bitchslap.


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