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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
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    #1

    How can people with faux-hawks not know how foolish they look?

    Seriously,





    That has got to be the dummest looking hair style since the mullet.
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  • ADL Colin
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    • Feb 2001
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    #2
    faux-hawks? I thought this was gonna be some sorta neocon thing.


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    • Tom_PM
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      • Feb 2005
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      #3
      Originally posted by ADL Colin
      faux-hawks? I thought this was gonna be some sorta neocon thing.
      hehe, nah those are fawks-haux's

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      • IllTestYourGirls
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        • Feb 2007
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        #4
        I had to open the thread just to see what a faux haws was lol

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        • Peaches
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          • Oct 2002
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          #5
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          • pornguy
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            #6
            We do that to my son sometimes. He looks so cute like that.
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            • CurrentlySober
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              • Aug 2002
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              #7
              ANY sort of MOHAWK is just Stuuuupppiiiddd.......................


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              • munki
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                • Dec 2004
                • 13393

                #8
                It's going down as this generation's mullet.

                If your gonna go hawk... don't be a pussy.

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                • MattO
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                  • Feb 2003
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                  #9
                  What's really bad is back in the 80's when they'd have to get someone to play the part of a punk in a movie, they'd just get someone with semi-long hair, paste it up into a fin and spray paint it.

                  Nothing looked as stupid as 12" high spikes that start right at the ear, slope over the skull then shoot straight up.

                  If you don't have the movie budget to pay someone to actually cut a mohawk, don't fucking bother.

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                  • BV
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                    • Sep 2001
                    • 10914

                    #10
                    i saw a dude today that had a mohawk on his motorcycle helment with full body armor

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                    • stickyfingerz
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                      • Oct 2005
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by BV
                      i saw a dude today that had a mohawk on his motorcycle helment with full body armor
                      Ive seen a number of those lately. I sport the faux sometimes, but its really the way my hair goes the best. lol

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                      • Brad Gosse
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                        • Jan 2002
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                        #12
                        Oh man I just got a faux hawk and now it's not cool
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                        • farkedup
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                          #13
                          I've gone with the 3-5" long hair mouse it while DRIPPING wet and shake my head all over the place then apply hair spray... leaves spikes in EVERY possible direction. I've done that for about 5-7 years now and before that it was rather short hair with gel just straight forward but not really with lines... dating back to George Clooney in his ER days if you want to know what I"m talking about ;)
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                          • JamesK
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                            • Jun 2002
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                            #14
                            Why would you give a fuck? Everyone has his own style.
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                            • Spunky
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                              • Jun 2002
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                              #15
                              I blame that hippity hop mumbo jumbo

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                              • Lace
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                                • Mar 2004
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                                #16
                                I just shaved mine into a mohawk...
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                                • Stellar
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                                  #17
                                  There is something extremely disturbing about that picture.

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                                  • minddust
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                                    • Feb 2005
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                                    #18
                                    I do the same thing with my pubic hairs, do I have to bother anyone with that shit? eh? EH???

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                                    • chelo - adultcopywriters
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                                      #19
                                      I agree, it's a pretty silly haircut, but what the heck, let them be!

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                                      • Beanz
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                                        • Feb 2007
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                                        #20
                                        I have a faux-hawk, but I am trying to grow my hair out from a previous cut to one length before I go to the full hawk (right now the back isn't as long as the rest)
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                                        • snaker
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                                          #21
                                          the only reason i wear one if cuz my hair is thinning lol
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                                          • ItalianVixen
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                                            #22
                                            I think faux-hawks are hawt!
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                                            • woj
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                                              I had to open the thread just to see what a faux haws was lol
                                              same here
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                                              • Iron Fist
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                                                • Dec 2006
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                                                #24
                                                They are for guys who want to look punk, but when daddy comes home and beats them over the head with a baseball bat because they look like retards, they can go back to normal
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                                                • wyldblyss
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                                                  • Nov 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  LOL this thread made me laugh. My son has had 10 different hair styles. With his hair type, every one of them sucked and looked awful. When he was getting his hair cut a few months ago the chick asked my son what he wanted and he said "it doesn't matter, it always looks like shit"

                                                  She stood back looked at him and went to work and he ended up with a faux-hawk. It looks amazing and he constantly has chicks coming up to him and saying how much they love his hair.

                                                  I would have called it stupid before, but it actually suits my son and it is "working" for him haha.

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                                                  • StuBradley
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Spunky
                                                    I blame that hippity hop mumbo jumbo

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                                                    • shermo

                                                      #27
                                                      Go Mohawk or go home. No room for the faux!

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                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                        • May 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sharphead
                                                        They are for guys who want to look punk, but when daddy comes home and beats them over the head with a baseball bat because they look like retards, they can go back to normal
                                                        Nicely said.

                                                        The first time I ever saw a faux hawk was probably 20 years before it ever became "a style".... sometimes one of my drinking buddies or myself would wake up with a bad case of what we used to call rooster head. We knew it looked stupid though, a guy wouldn't go out in public sportin' rooster head. You'd have been laughed out of existance back then for looking so stupid.

                                                        Then lo and behold all these years later and all these young'uns are traipsing around with whadya know.... rooster heads.

                                                        Life sure is full of idiocy. I mean surprises. :D
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                                                        • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                                                          #29
                                                          no....the mulllett was AWFUL





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                                                          • cherrylula
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                                                            #30

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                                                            • d-null
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                                                              • Apr 2007
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              Nicely said.

                                                              The first time I ever saw a faux hawk was probably 20 years before it ever became "a style".... sometimes one of my drinking buddies or myself would wake up with a bad case of what we used to call rooster head. We knew it looked stupid though, a guy wouldn't go out in public sportin' rooster head. You'd have been laughed out of existance back then for looking so stupid.

                                                              Then lo and behold all these years later and all these young'uns are traipsing around with whadya know.... rooster heads.

                                                              Life sure is full of idiocy. I mean surprises. :D
                                                              agree with you, in the same vein, another thing that saw a bunch of last year was guys wearing toques indoors and not in -20 weather either, pretty funny :D

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                                                              • Halcyon
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by sharphead
                                                                They are for guys who want to look punk, but when daddy comes home and beats them over the head with a baseball bat because they look like retards, they can go back to normal


                                                                I think I need more than a beating to make me "normal."

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                                                                • Pleasurepays
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  skin tight ed hardy t-shirt + faux hawk + plus fake diamond watch = South Tampa

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                                                                  • Evil E
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                                                                    • Apr 2005
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Faux Hawks are not that bad, and I have some sometimes.

                                                                    It's good for people who have a day job in a office and want a more edgier look on the week-ends/nights. Also good to have different hair styles.. you can do the hawk but you can also do other styles like spiky and stuff.

                                                                    Kinda like the mullet was business in the front, party in the back. AH AH


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                                                                    • xxxdesign-net
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Faux-hawks are just another metro sexual hair style... theres plenty worst... lol

                                                                      I went to the Laval shopping center near Montreal.. I havent been there since last year... and now every 14-22 yo and their father has the metrosexual look... The attention to details is remarkable.. Everything from head to toe is either designer "looking" clothing or known metrosexual brands... even the belt wich is often white with an oversized belt buckle... Theyll most of the time have white shoes... heavy tan, muscled upper body, fancy haircut... often with highlights... The funniest part is alot of them dont know how to match things up and just end up looking like theyre trying way too hard...
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                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                        • May 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                                                        The funniest part is alot of them dont know how to match things up and just end up looking like theyre trying way too hard...
                                                                        Wouldn't a fellow metrosexual be the only one to know that though?



                                                                        Btw, didn't the term metrosexual go the way of the dinosaur back in like 2006? I'm sure I heard something...
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                                                                        • Huggles
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                          Seriously,





                                                                          That has got to be the dummest looking hair style since the mullet.


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                                                                          • xxxdesign-net
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                            Wouldn't a fellow metrosexual be the only one to know that though?
                                                                            nah, someone with a sense of style isnt necessarily a raging metrosexual ;) And it doesnt take a fashion expert to see that some of them are disasters...



                                                                            Btw, didn't the term metrosexual go the way of the dinosaur back in like 2006? I'm sure I heard something...
                                                                            Or whatever you want to call them... But whatever the name, its stronger than ever lol

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                                                                            • GrouchyAdmin
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                                                                              • Apr 2006
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              What do you call the faux-hawk pointing towards the front? I always just called them 'douchebag windflaps'. Is there an actual term for that?

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                                                                              • CDSmith
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Huggles
                                                                                Anyone got a pic of CDSmith?
                                                                                I promise you I don't have a faux hawk.


                                                                                But that would be a hoot laugh riot if I did, wouldn't it.
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                                                                                • 96ukssob
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • Bird
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    The skunk haired girls are pretty lame as well...
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                                                                                    • Huggles
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                                                                                      • Feb 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                      I promise you I don't have a faux hawk.


                                                                                      But that would be a hoot laugh riot if I did, wouldn't it.


                                                                                      I was just going to say, if you look like the average webmaster, then a faux hawk would most likely be an improvement ( if you even have hair, so many webmasters are kicking the Friar Tuck )
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                                                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Huggles
                                                                                        I was just going to say, if you look like the average webmaster, then a faux hawk would most likely be an improvement ( if you even have hair, so many webmasters are kicking the Friar Tuck )
                                                                                        Having rooster head (aka: faux hawk) is never an improvement, trust me.
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                                                                                        • d-null
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                          Having rooster head (aka: faux hawk) is never an improvement, trust me.
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                                                                                          • jalami
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                                                                                            • Kudles
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • Huggles
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                                                                                                • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                Having rooster head (aka: faux hawk) is never an improvement, trust me.


                                                                                                I could rock a rooster cut and probably pick up more chicks than you


                                                                                                Why not post up a picture of yourself? I mean, you are probably a beacon of fashion, tres chic all day and all night long!


                                                                                                Last year I was rocking my rooster cut and I pulled in the ladies, I switched to a messy, textured cut and I did notice an increase in the number of women checking me out. Maybe the rooster cut wasn't working as well as I thought, but I certainly think the faux hawk does work pretty well. It's certainly better than the webmaster comb-over or the net nerd Friar Tuck baldness denial look.
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                                                                                                • Huggles
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                  Having rooster head (aka: faux hawk) is never an improvement, trust me.
                                                                                                  I can't trust someone on a fashion/style issue when I have no idea if they have any fashion or style of their own


                                                                                                  Forgive me, it's just that with webmasters, you'll find club parties where people wear blue jeans, white-but-dirty running shoes, a $5 shirt, and unshaven with comb-overs while making 100k+ a year
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                                                                                                  • potter
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    i had one when i first began to grow out my hawk. once it was long enough though i cut it to a full hawk. it was the worst four months ever, seriously that shit was so gay

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