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08-06-2008, 11:04 AM

This guy is one of the main trolls here. He claims to be a documentary film maker looking to make a doc about our industry. He's posting questions and comments to get reactions. If he is a film maker then let's assume it gets bought (which it likely won't but still), do you really want all your business and posts, ways you make your money to be exposed to average joe mack on the street? Who will then come along and copycat you. I'm not saying that this is going to happen but unless people actually want a "journalist" on gfy prying for info then think carefully. He's already caused a stir, arguments back and forth as well as death threats. Do you really want someone who is clearly unstable to be reporting about our business on a doc so he can cash in? A self-appointed expert on the industry who will likely snap at some point after all the brick walls we throw up. I personally don't. This kind of shit is a negative against both the gfy community and our industry.

Matt I'm in no way saying you are a big deal, but people need to know about you.

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08-06-2008, 11:06 AM

thanks for that infos
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08-06-2008, 11:07 AM

If he is off his rocker and knows nothing, he won't be writing anything that anyone will read.

And if some how he did bring in more Webmasters, that would be a GREAT thing. It's exactly what we need, we need 10,000's of more Webmasters doing what they once did, before they all spit, before 2257, before programs starting sharing 50% of the Webmaster base.

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08-06-2008, 11:08 AM

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08-06-2008, 11:08 AM

I just thought he was someone's alter ego or something

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08-06-2008, 11:35 AM

He is off to a good start

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08-06-2008, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Nikki_Licks

He is off to a good start

I didnt remember calling your ass for Metamucil. Go back to the home with all the other retired bitches.

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08-06-2008, 11:43 AM

"EVERYONE READ"?

What the hell? That beachhouse guy is a meaningless nobody, and a complete idiot. Why the hell should we want to read about him?

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08-06-2008, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by Libertine

"EVERYONE READ"?

What the hell? That beachhouse guy is a meaningless nobody, and a complete idiot. Why the hell should we want to read about him?

Maybe I am insider who got sick of shit working the way it is and finally got fed up and decided to expose the industry? Maybe I am on the take from Luebbens? My services go to the highest bidder.
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08-06-2008, 11:49 AM

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I didnt remember calling your ass for Metamucil. Go back to the home with all the other retired bitches.

Luebbens strikes again!

Now you want to lash out at me...LOL

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08-06-2008, 11:49 AM

Bumping baby.
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08-06-2008, 11:52 AM

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Bumping baby.

Yep, looks like this one is going to stay at the top for a while, this maltbeachhouse sure has diarrhea of the mouth.

I can see this will be an entertaining afternoon....still laughing at his antics

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08-06-2008, 11:53 AM

Expose the industry for what, exactly?
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08-06-2008, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by Nikki_Licks

He is off to a good start

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

I didnt remember calling your ass for Metamucil. Go back to the home with all the other retired bitches.

Luebbens strikes again!

see, now youve done just pissed me off.

dude seriously... youre all of what? 16 tops?

Its showing...

I can understand messing with the people that poke at you for being retarded, but now youre insulting people that are purely posting...

people i like... people that dont deserve this shit...

Your agenda shows through and through and so does your mentality...

please, move on...

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08-06-2008, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by Socks

Expose the industry for what, exactly?

you'll see.
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08-06-2008, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

Maybe I am insider who got sick of shit working the way it is and finally got fed up and decided to expose the industry? Maybe I am on the take from Luebbens? My services go to the highest bidder.

Maybe you are a pathological liar and a total nutcase.

Personally, I think my theory is rather more likely than yours.

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08-06-2008, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by Deej

see, now youve done just pissed me off.

dude seriously... youre all of what? 16 tops?

Its showing...

I can understand messing with the people that poke at you for being retarded, but now youre insulting people that are purely posting...

people i like... people that dont deserve this shit...

Your agenda shows through and through and so does your mentality...

please, move on...

Hey Deej, this is pure entertainment. I have all my work done for today so I have plenty of time to have fun with this maltsbeachhouse, actually I am just waiting for him to implode on the board.

I am sure everyone will be standing in line at the show to discuss business with this guy.

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08-06-2008, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by Nikki_Licks

Hey Deej, this is pure entertainment. I have all my work done for today so I have plenty of time to have fun with this maltsbeachhouse, actually I am just waiting for him to implode on the board.

I am sure everyone will be standing in line at the show to discuss business with this guy.

I know youre a big boy, but that shit is uncalled for, especially if he truly is trying to be real about it...

it just shows me its some punk teenager that gets kicks out of riding people like a irrational, immature teenager would.

Lets find his house on your iphone and case his place

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08-06-2008, 12:07 PM

He reminds me of Minusonebit but a bit less hostile.

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08-06-2008, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by candyflip

He reminds me of Minusonebit but a bit less hostile.

great observation...

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08-06-2008, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

you'll see.

Pft. Dude it's the PORN industry. When PORN people do something wrong, people say "Gee big surprise there" and laugh it off. Max Hardcore's obscenity conviction hardly made a ripple outside of Tampa and the porn industry. Ask a big porn fan even if they know Max Hardcore was convicted, 49/50 will have no clue.

You're really scaring all of us. I mean shit man, we air all our dirty laundry in public right here for everyone to see. What can you expose that we're not already blatantly exposing.

You're pointing at a prostitute saying SHE HAS SEX FOR MONEY!!!! LISTEN TO ME EVERYONE.. I HAVE PROOF.. SHE HAS SEX FOR MONEY!!!!
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08-06-2008, 12:10 PM

Allow me to interject a small portion of my 'nobody on nobody' introspect.

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

Maybe I am insider who got sick of shit working the way it is and finally got fed up and decided to expose the industry?

This is most likely not the case...

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

If anyone would care to explain just how being an affiliate works. Nothing to complex as it will confuse most viewers.

If you were an 'insider' then you wouldn't be worried about complexities for your 'viewers'. It's the writer's job to dumb down information for the target audience. But it appears as though the dumbing down starts further up your chain of 'viewers'.

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08-06-2008, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by Socks

Pft. Dude it's the PORN industry. When PORN people do something wrong, people say "Gee big surprise there" and laugh it off. Max Hardcore's obscenity conviction hardly made a ripple outside of Tampa and the porn industry. Ask a big porn fan even if they know Max Hardcore was convicted, 49/50 will have no clue.

You're really scaring all of us. I mean shit man, we air all our dirty laundry in public right here for everyone to see. What can you expose that we're not already blatantly exposing.

You're pointing at a prostitute saying SHE HAS SEX FOR MONEY!!!! LISTEN TO ME EVERYONE.. I HAVE PROOF.. SHE HAS SEX FOR MONEY!!!!

another great observation...

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08-06-2008, 12:12 PM

I'm going with Platinum Bryan on this it's Donny Long
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08-06-2008, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by klaze

I'm going with Platinum Bryan on this it's Donny Long

so what if it is? What are you gonna do about. I am Long and in charge. I told you bitches you should have never given me shit over my pics and watermarks.
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08-06-2008, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

so what if it is? What are you gonna do about. I am Long and in charge. I told you bitches you should have never given me shit over my pics and watermarks.

dont forget the fake cum...

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08-06-2008, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by candyflip

He reminds me of Minusonebit but a bit less hostile.

Yeah, lots of similarities, especially the part about feeling like he somehow has to expose the adult industry. It appears he's busy entertaining himself, www.mattsbeachhouse.com

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08-06-2008, 12:20 PM

im gonna post the video of him sucking cock

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08-06-2008, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by Deej

I know youre a big boy, but that shit is uncalled for, especially if he truly is trying to be real about it...

it just shows me its some punk teenager that gets kicks out of riding people like a irrational, immature teenager would.

Lets find his house on your iphone and case his place

You're right. His crap is uncalled for. I can think of a few people that remind me of this guy....Donny Long
I am just having too much fun reading his replies.

The Iphone has an eye on him

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08-06-2008, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

so what if it is? What are you gonna do about. I am Long and in charge. I told you bitches you should have never given me shit over my pics and watermarks.

Hahahah... fuck that was soo funny I can't tell if it was a joke or not..

it's funny how cocky and arrogant porno guys are they are going to piss off the wrong dumb fuck and end up with their entire program on a tube..

So lets say Donny Long you are and you finally snapped after being "bullied" soo much by adult that you decided to just fuck up the whole deal for everyone..

Interesting.. Not good.. but interesting..
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08-06-2008, 12:21 PM

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Yeah, lots of similarities, especially the part about feeling like he somehow has to expose the adult industry. It appears he's busy entertaining himself, www.mattsbeachhouse.com

Using advanced fake nick troll techniques I see...
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08-06-2008, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by Deej

dont forget the fake cum...

I never use fake cum. All of you fuckers are just mad because you cant have a crack at my midgets!

C3x is a fucking faggot and all of you companies that shoot in Brazil untested have ruined what I have built my life around.
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08-06-2008, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by Deej

dont forget the fake cum...

and be sure to have a lamp shade on the models head....

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08-06-2008, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by Nikki_Licks

This maltbeachhouse sure has diarrhea of the mouth.

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08-06-2008, 12:25 PM

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Hahahah... fuck that was soo funny I can't tell if it was a joke or not..

it's funny how cocky and arrogant porno guys are they are going to piss off the wrong dumb fuck and end up with their entire program on a tube..

So lets say Donny Long you are and you finally snapped after being "bullied" soo much by adult that you decided to just fuck up the whole deal for everyone..

Interesting.. Not good.. but interesting..

so stop me. None of those bitches in FL could touch me, none of you nig nogs in Cali can touch me. I am the fuckin king.
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08-06-2008, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

I never use fake cum. All of you fuckers are just mad because you cant have a crack at my midgets!

C3x is a fucking faggot and all of you companies that shoot in Brazil untested have ruined what I have built my life around.

I don't even know what this means...

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08-06-2008, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by Deej

I don't even know what this means...

I dont even know what it means. Im Donny Long. I dont care what it means. I AM TAKING THE WHOLE INDUSTRY DOWN!!!!

Long live the midgets! Verne is the bomb diggity.
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08-06-2008, 12:29 PM

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08-06-2008, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

I dont even know what it means. Im Donny Long. I dont care what it means. I AM TAKING THE WHOLE INDUSTRY DOWN!!!!

Long live the midgets! Verne is the bomb diggity.

I'm not too sure you are...

Donny Long wasn't even proud about being Donny Long...

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08-06-2008, 12:30 PM

Niggah puhleaze.Im crunk deep in da midgets!

Fuck I am tweaking like Taylor Rain before 8am. WOOGOOOOHOHOOOO
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08-06-2008, 12:33 PM

Countdown till Donny Long's new fake nick is banned.

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08-06-2008, 12:33 PM

Donny or SoBe.

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08-06-2008, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse

Niggah puhleaze.Im crunk deep in da midgets!

Fuck I am tweaking like Taylor Rain before 8am. WOOGOOOOHOHOOOO

aspiring film maker everyone...

*que the applaud switch*

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08-06-2008, 12:36 PM

Fuck SoBe. You know Donny Long be runnin dis shit. Midget what? Midget puhlease. Dont make me go to Mean Gene Ross brutha! Ill expose you cunts for the money stealing, unethical, untalented, mother fuckers that you are.

Who wants to take on Donny Long cunts. Im tweaking a the port bruddah! How long does this shit last a crackah?
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08-06-2008, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by candyflip

He reminds me of Minusonebit but a bit less hostile.

that was the first thing that came to mind when I read his first post, but I couldn't remember the other guy's nick

Thanks CF, you saved me some 'WTF was that guys name?'
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08-06-2008, 12:49 PM

Bumping this shit.
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08-06-2008, 12:53 PM

Banned... Good call Ice!
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08-06-2008, 12:54 PM

So fucking banned. I knew the guy was a fake. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...5&postcount=55

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08-06-2008, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by DatingGameExpert

Banned... Good call Ice!

That did not take too long

So much for my afternoon entertainment....

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08-06-2008, 03:11 PM

so was it donny long?
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