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  • Sands
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2007
    • 3134

    #1

    The Chinese Food Deliveryman Said I Should Get A Chinese Wife...

    ...because I order so much Chinese food and it'd be easier to get a Chinese wife to cook it for me.
  • IllTestYourGirls
    Ah My Balls
    • Feb 2007
    • 14311

    #2
    might be cheaper too! lol

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    • BlueDesignStudios
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 9492

      #3
      probably a good deal

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      • d-null
        . . .
        • Apr 2007
        • 13724

        #4
        I've had that said to me alot of times too, and when they say it it does have an appeal for a moment or two

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          That would make a lot of sense

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          • WarChild
            Let slip the dogs of war.
            • Jan 2003
            • 17263

            #6
            Are you heavily overweight by any chance?
            .

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            • Sands
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2007
              • 3134

              #7
              Originally posted by WarChild
              Are you heavily overweight by any chance?
              Yup. Do you think that will help my chances in landing that sexy Chinese wifey?

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              • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                • Jan 2004
                • 16502

                #8
                I know how you feel man, I'm sure the local chinese place is sick of seeing my face every day... heh

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                • The Judge
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 1647

                  #9
                  cook for you or cook you?

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                  • Vick!
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 6882

                    #10
                    Learn cooking chinese yourself, and get a better wife with bigger boobs and ass.

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                    • broke
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 4501

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Vick!
                      Learn cooking chinese yourself, and get a better wife with bigger boobs and ass.

                      Gitmo - heh?

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                      • Nookster
                        Confirmed IT Professional
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 3744

                        #12
                        Yep, fell in love with "spring rolls" so I picked up a Viet girl...lol jk, more like the other way around. Fell in love with a Viet girl and introduced me to one of the healthiest meals ever...spring rolls.
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                        • Vick!
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 6882

                          #13
                          Originally posted by broke
                          Gitmo - heh?

                          yeah, no good boobies here ..
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                          • Deej
                            I make pixels work
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 24386

                            #14
                            just finished my own stir fry... was good shit

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                            • DefaultMan
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1869

                              #15
                              I eat Panda Express waaaaaay to much. Their Orange Chicken is amazing! Too bad there are no actual Chinese people working there.
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                              • sicone
                                Retired
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 18453

                                #16
                                Careful.. he may have a sister he's trying to pawn off

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                                • Doctor Dre
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 51692

                                  #17
                                  You guys realise that chinese food restaurents don't sell real chinese food right ?
                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
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                                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                    WW4L
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 10581

                                    #18
                                    When I lived in cocoa beach , I used to order from this really great place called Yen Yen's. I ordered so much, when I would give them my name they would repeat it as "Betty no can cook"

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                                    • Sands
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 3134

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                      When I lived in cocoa beach , I used to order from this really great place called Yen Yen's. I ordered so much, when I would give them my name they would repeat it as "Betty no can cook"
                                      I love it

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                                      • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 3143

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sands
                                        ...because I order so much Chinese food and it'd be easier to get a Chinese wife to cook it for me.
                                        Hmmm... would that not be eating out ?


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                                        • D Ghost
                                          null
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 9819

                                          #21
                                          fantastic fucking advice....

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                                          • Monique Niccole
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 5653

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                            When I lived in cocoa beach , I used to order from this really great place called Yen Yen's. I ordered so much, when I would give them my name they would repeat it as "Betty no can cook"
                                            That's hilarious

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