Mystery Creature Washes Up On Long Island (Looks like a shell-less turtle)

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  • mikeyddddd
    Viva la vulva!
    • Mar 2003
    • 16557

    #51
    Fiddy creatures

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    • BV
      wtf
      • Sep 2001
      • 10914

      #52
      you guys that think its a turtle have obviously never seen a turtle in real life, much less cleaned and eaten one.

      It's not a turtle. Turtles don't have teethe and a turtle does not look like that without the shell.

      Whatever it has been skinned, you can still see see some fur on its neck as well as its pelt rolled inside out on its leg where it has been skinned.

      Tail is too long for a turtle. Legs are too long and its not wide enough.

      The beak is what throws me off and makes me think this is a photoshop.

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      • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
        (felis madjewicus)
        • Jul 2006
        • 20368

        #53
        http://courses.science.fau.edu/~jwyneken/sta/ ---> skull anatomy -->

        search for the premaxilla & maxilla bone structures, compare with the picture. the premaxilla bone is the pointed nosebone of the turtle. then scroll lower down until you hit the section on the rhampothecal structure. the rhamphtheci is the actual beak, like you have on a bird, see how they go on about the lower rhamphotheci as being serrated in certain species of sea turlte. compare the diagram to the picture... ..

        http://courses.science.fau.edu/~jwyneken/sta/ ---> skelatal anatomy --> flip through the skeletal diagrams, and check out the bone structure of the front and rear flippers, compare. also look at the tail bone in the skeletal diagrams.

        it's been dead for a while, and probably floated a long ways in the ocean to make it that far, but i'm still riding with sea turtle on this one....
        Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 07-31-2008, 01:23 PM.

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        • Jman
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          • Sep 2003
          • 22832

          #54
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          • stickyfingerz
            Doin fine
            • Oct 2005
            • 24984

            #55
            Unquestionably a sea turtle. The tail looks longer because the shell normally covers way more of its ass end.

            Male Sea turtle.

            2. Adult males have longer, thicker tails, because the male reproductive organ is housed in the base of the tail. In males, the tail may extend beyond the hind flippers.

            3. On some species, the claws on the foreflippers of males are elongated and curved, which may help in grasping the females' shells during mating.

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            • stickyfingerz
              Doin fine
              • Oct 2005
              • 24984

              #56
              Here are your teeth.

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              • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                • Sep 2005
                • 3550

                #57
                See, I have seen dead turtles before... I guess without a shell, the basic body shape is pretty much right, though I would expect to see gashes or areas ripped away where the shell came off. It's really the skin that doesn't seem right. Dead turtle skin doesn't really look like that in my lifetime of experience exploring lakes, rivers, ponds, etc. I guess maybe the saltwater would have done something weird but I just can't see that as a turtle.
                gone. long gone.

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                • stickyfingerz
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                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24984

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
                  See, I have seen dead turtles before... I guess without a shell, the basic body shape is pretty much right, though I would expect to see gashes or areas ripped away where the shell came off. It's really the skin that doesn't seem right. Dead turtle skin doesn't really look like that in my lifetime of experience exploring lakes, rivers, ponds, etc. I guess maybe the saltwater would have done something weird but I just can't see that as a turtle.
                  Its bloated. It could of had some sort of disease that softened its shell to the point it just pulled away. Or it could of been born shell less. Regardless Im purty sure its a turtle.

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                  • biskoppen
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 5809

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Nick Decker


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                    • Sands
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                      • Feb 2007
                      • 3134

                      #60
                      Look, people, it's obviously an infant elephant that was being transported via cargo ship to the Central Park Zoo. This video article shows Mayor Bloomberg specifically citing a financial package for the Central Park Zoo that includes, and he quotes, "a baby elephant" to be purchased and added to their existing lineup of animals.

                      Case closed, detectives.

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                      • justinsain
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                        • Feb 2005
                        • 3374

                        #61
                        That was a dog until someone added the PS

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                        • BV
                          wtf
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 10914

                          #62
                          Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                          Here are your teeth.

                          those are not teeth

                          its part of his "beak"

                          just because that particular turtle in the diagram has a serrated beak does not mean it has teethe

                          look how many serrations your pic from the pdf you just googled has. then look at what washed up (see the difference?)


                          it's a photoshop

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                          • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                            • Sep 2005
                            • 3550

                            #63
                            Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                            Its bloated. It could of had some sort of disease that softened its shell to the point it just pulled away. Or it could of been born shell less. Regardless Im purty sure its a turtle.
                            A turtle born (would be hatched, actually) without a shell wouldn't last long. There's no way it would have reached that size. They are hatched on the beach and walk down to the ocean. Tons of them get eaten before they make it, one without a shell wouldn't stand a chance.
                            gone. long gone.

                            aylasquareturtle .."a"t".. gmail dawt com

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                            • Pockit
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                              • Jun 2008
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                              #64
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                              • BV
                                wtf
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 10914

                                #65
                                I see turtles all the time fishing in the Atlantic. I have accidentally caught and released them. I have eaten fresh water as well as Gopher land turtles and have cleaned them. There is no way to remove a turtle shell clean like that. It's not how it works.

                                Here is a dead Sea Turtle washed up on the beach that I took a picture of. See the difference? That thing on the beach is a photo shop!

                                http://www.bikinivoyeur.com/turtle.jpg



                                Sticky, wana put your money where your mouth is?

                                If you are so sure that is a turtle, let's bet. I can take the photochopped picture right over to the marine institute 5 mins from my house or we can just wait and see what the news sources say.
                                Last edited by BV; 07-31-2008, 03:34 PM.

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                                • Dirty F
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 59204

                                  #66
                                  BV, what you showed is a turtle rotting to the point where you can see its skeleton. That thing that above is a turtle without the shell and hard skin but still intact. I bet if they left it there longer it would look like your pic. A skeleton but without the shell.

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                                  • BV
                                    wtf
                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 10914

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Dirty F
                                    BV, what you showed is a turtle rotting to the point where you can see its skeleton. That thing that above is a turtle without the shell and hard skin but still intact. I bet if they left it there longer it would look like your pic. A skeleton but without the shell.

                                    so do you want to go on record as it being a turtle? i would be glad to take your money too!

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                                    • Persius
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                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 11779

                                      #68
                                      when did gfy become marine detectives lol .. ill believe BV he's the only one to shed some real light about the pic

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                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 122992

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                        where is its penis??????????

                                        anyone see it?

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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by BV
                                          so do you want to go on record as it being a turtle? i would be glad to take your money too!
                                          100 buxors. Epass.

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                                          • Eriic
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 2995

                                            #71
                                            I would have taken dozens of pixs and carted it home and made a million bucks on Ebay and I am convinced it is a turtle who died and after it decomposed enough it's shell fell apart and the turtle washed up on shore and started to rot even more.

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                                            • stickyfingerz
                                              Doin fine
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24984

                                              #72
                                              It's a liger - a cross between a lion and a tiger, bred mainly for its skills in magic.

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                                              • Miguel T
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                                                • May 2005
                                                • 12470

                                                #73
                                                Damn, that is wierd.

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                                                • StickyGreen
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                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 13076

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                  what do you think this would look like with no shell?




                                                  it's a fucking turtle. how long do we have to wait for a marine biologist to step in here and confirm...
                                                  Dude, you posted the pics for comparison and you STILL think it's a turtle? LOL... how fucking ridiculous... doesn't even need explanation.

                                                  The body on the "monster" is NOTHING like a fucking turtle... open your damn eyes... it has legs and feet like a goddamn dog, not big flappers like a sea turtle...
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                                                  • StickyGreen
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                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 13076

                                                    #75
                                                    Compare the front "arms," they don't even bend the same way at the joint!!!

                                                    lmao...
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                                                    • halfpint
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                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 15223

                                                      #76
                                                      Here is the anwser

                                                      This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast. Our guess is that it's viral marketing for something. Ali Lohan's new album perhaps.



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                                                      • uno
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                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 18450

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                        i've cut up enough pigs to assure you that is most definitely not a pig...
                                                        What kind of an angry jew cat are you? Pig's ain't kosher!
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                                                        • uno
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                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 18450

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                          BV, what you showed is a turtle rotting to the point where you can see its skeleton. That thing that above is a turtle without the shell and hard skin but still intact. I bet if they left it there longer it would look like your pic. A skeleton but without the shell.
                                                          It's not a turtle. It's a dog. Look at it. except for the "beak" which is the nose/flesh missing, its obvious its a dog.
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                                                          • [dfo]
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                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 799

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by BV
                                                            I have eaten fresh water as well as Gopher land turtles and have cleaned them.
                                                            You've eaten gopher tortoise? I'm guessing this was a little while back, hows it taste?

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                                                            • BV
                                                              wtf
                                                              • Sep 2001
                                                              • 10914

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by [dfo]
                                                              You've eaten gopher tortoise? I'm guessing this was a little while back, hows it taste?
                                                              gopher turtle yes it is the best! delicious!
                                                              and yes this is about 1980'ish

                                                              I was in highschool and packed fern after school along with a few older black dudes.
                                                              They had a wooden pole with a long flexible steel rod about 3/8 ths inch in diameter and they would bend a hook in the end about 2 inches.

                                                              They then would feed the rod down in the gopher hole and hook him under the shell. Lots of rattlesnakes in those holes also. (they live together)

                                                              softshell and alligator turtle is also good.

                                                              had it in a stew and battered and deep fried cooked by older country black mommas

                                                              they are endangered now, but not from people hunting them but from man in general inhabiting their space

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                                                              • uno
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                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 18450

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by biskoppen
                                                                Notice its hand... can you say FUCK YOU?
                                                                I saw that too, but thought I was being too cynical.
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                                                                • BV
                                                                  wtf
                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                  • 10914

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by [dfo]
                                                                  You've eaten gopher tortoise? I'm guessing this was a little while back, hows it taste?
                                                                  also Darwin and his men lived on tortoise meat on the Galapagos islands

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                                                                  • BV
                                                                    wtf
                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                    • 10914

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                    100 buxors. Epass.
                                                                    i dont want your money i want stickys, i will give it to you though after i win if he bets me

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                                                                    • stickyfingerz
                                                                      Doin fine
                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 24984

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by BV
                                                                      i dont want your money i want stickys, i will give it to you though after i win if he bets me
                                                                      Everyone wants my money.

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                                                                      • uno
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                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 18450

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by BV
                                                                        also Darwin and his men lived on tortoise meat on the Galapagos islands
                                                                        Yet he didn't take one of the mature turtles with him, which was, perhaps, the best example of evolution on the island.
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                                                                        • BV
                                                                          wtf
                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 10914

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                                          Everyone wants my money.
                                                                          "Unquestionably!"

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                                                                          • BV
                                                                            wtf
                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                            • 10914

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by uno
                                                                            Yet he didn't take one of the mature turtles with him, which was, perhaps, the best example of evolution on the island.
                                                                            did you see that documentary too?

                                                                            it was interesting how much higher the tortoises shells rose and how much longer their necks were on the one island where all the vegetation they ate was up higher

                                                                            and a few miles away where the island had no trees their necks and shells were shaped different

                                                                            mother nature is amazing

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                                                                            • shermo

                                                                              #88

                                                                              I personally believe...It's a hippopotamus.

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                                                                              • shekinah
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                                                                                • May 2006
                                                                                • 8452

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Was that creature for real??

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                                                                                • Iron Fist
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                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                  • 23400

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  I can't believe I saw this news article on CNN this afternoon...
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                                                                                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                    (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                                                    • 20368

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    it sure as fuck is not a dog carcass, i can tell you that much...

                                                                                    it's most definitely a turtle's head.

                                                                                    if it turns out to be real, i'm still standing by teenage mutant ninja turtle, till the death of me, but i too am starting to lean towards photoshop....

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                                                                                    • Young
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                                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                                      • 10468

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Originally posted by BV
                                                                                      did you see that documentary too?

                                                                                      it was interesting how much higher the tortoises shells rose and how much longer their necks were on the one island where all the vegetation they ate was up higher

                                                                                      and a few miles away where the island had no trees their necks and shells were shaped different

                                                                                      mother nature is amazing
                                                                                      Darwin? Mother Nature??!??!???

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                                                                                      • IllTestYourGirls
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                                                                                        • Feb 2007
                                                                                        • 14311

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Yup 100% sure its a turtle

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                                                                                        • WebairGerard
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                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                          • 8113

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                                                                                          Yup 100% sure its a turtle

                                                                                          thats a better pic. what the hell is it????

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                                                                                          • Dirty F
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 59204

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by WebairGerard
                                                                                            thats a better pic. what the hell is it????
                                                                                            A thing from hell.

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                                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 59204

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              On the new pic it looks different and i take my words back. If i saw that side only i wouldnt think its a turtle. So right now i have no clue like everyone else.

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                                                                                              • Tanker
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                                                                                                #97
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                                                                                                • IllTestYourGirls
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                                  • 14311

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  it looks like a bloated dog with its nose torn off.

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                                                                                                  • Stephen McTowelie
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                                                                                                    • Nov 2006
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Nick Decker


                                                                                                    There is only one logical answer to what this is !








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                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 122992

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                                                                                                      Yup 100% sure its a turtle

                                                                                                      look at his penis its SMALLLLLLLLLL

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