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Things you want to do before you die?

07-26-2005, 04:27 PM

I was just watching the Sipsons episode where Homer thinks he is dying and trys to do the stuff he wanted to do before he died.

So I was thinking... what do I want?

1. 7 figure income

2. Own an island

3. Travel in space - not as far fetched as it sounds..... Ive still got a good 40 years in me. It may be possible in that time frame.

4. Catch a big Marlin

5. Shag Prince William (That may be pushing it)

6. Spend a year totally alone. No phone, internet, text or anthing else. My island might come in handy for that.

7. Do something completly selfless.

I cant think of anything else ATM.
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07-26-2005, 04:28 PM

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07-26-2005, 04:35 PM

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07-26-2005, 04:35 PM

its all about the journey & whatever it brings. i dont have "must do's", i just do shit as it comes up. somethings i've done that i never would have (nor wanted) to do.

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07-26-2005, 04:37 PM

You can combine 3 & 7 together if you splurge and pay the Russians to let you go into space.

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07-26-2005, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by damian2001

I guess she might let you have it... when shes finished with it.

I don't want to "have" it.... you asked what I want to "do"

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07-26-2005, 04:39 PM

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07-26-2005, 04:39 PM

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07-26-2005, 04:42 PM

I want to earn an income that will allow me to establish a memorial scholarship in my grandmother's name.

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07-26-2005, 04:42 PM

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07-26-2005, 04:43 PM

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07-26-2005, 04:46 PM

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07-26-2005, 05:10 PM

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07-26-2005, 05:27 PM

I'll have to be sure that my son will be okay, then I can die.

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07-26-2005, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by damian2001

I was just watching the Sipsons episode where Homer thinks he is dying and trys to do the stuff he wanted to do before he died.

So I was thinking... what do I want?

1. 7 figure income

2. Own an island

3. Travel in space - not as far fetched as it sounds..... Ive still got a good 40 years in me. It may be possible in that time frame.

4. Catch a big Marlin

5. Shag Prince William (That may be pushing it)

6. Spend a year totally alone. No phone, internet, text or anthing else. My island might come in handy for that.

7. Do something completly selfless.

I cant think of anything else ATM.

interesting goals you have there... :-/

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07-26-2005, 06:20 PM

i guess it all comes down to money, cant really do fun things without alot of money

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07-26-2005, 06:20 PM

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07-26-2005, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by damian2001

I guess she might let you have it... when shes finished with it.
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07-26-2005, 06:22 PM

I'd like to give 10 struggling people a million dollars each!
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07-26-2005, 06:25 PM

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07-26-2005, 06:28 PM

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07-26-2005, 06:38 PM

I too have worked on this list this month. So far:

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07-26-2005, 06:38 PM

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07-26-2005, 06:41 PM

I guess got to be serious in that day...
Spend my family and my boyfriend,
I will let them know that I have love them for my entire life...
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07-26-2005, 06:42 PM

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07-26-2005, 06:43 PM

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07-26-2005, 06:46 PM

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07-26-2005, 06:48 PM

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07-26-2005, 06:50 PM

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That's awesome!

It is the seeds you plant that provide you with the biggest harvest. I would find my life enriched by being able to help others out in such a magnanimous way.
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07-26-2005, 06:55 PM

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07-26-2005, 06:58 PM

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07-26-2005, 07:00 PM

Even though I have not done all that I thought I might do when I was a lad...I have done much of it and all of it that I intend to do. Death will be my next goal.

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07-26-2005, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by Furious_Female

Get married, have kids, and travel around the country in a Winnebago or a tour bus!

Thats cool.... Ill marry you and travel round the country in a Winnebago

The "kids" thing could be more complicated....

I dont suppose you look anything like Prince William do you ?
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07-27-2005, 12:42 AM

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07-27-2005, 10:29 AM

1)._ Being rich
2)._ Own a plane
3)._ Sex with two lesbians (not girls)
4)._ Bang Carmen Elektra
5)._ Own a club
6)._ Surf for an year in Australia
7)._ Play soccer in the Arsenal
8)._ Travel to Sahara desert and then to the South Pole
9)._ Own a Ferrari

After a few of those I would like to find my soul mate, get married have kids and take care of them for the rest of my life.

There are more important things than money . . .

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07-27-2005, 11:00 AM

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07-27-2005, 11:04 AM

Orbit the earth.
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07-27-2005, 11:06 AM

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07-27-2005, 11:07 AM

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07-27-2005, 11:07 AM

Fly at least once (scared of flying)
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see my son have a family of his own.
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07-27-2005, 01:10 PM

1) Own enough rental properties to be able to live VERY comfortably off of, after expenses are covered (ie property manager cut, taxes, maint, etc)

2) Buy my villa overseas (small ranch near the beach)

3) Open a health resort (not sure if I want it in the US or overseas or both)

4) Become a grandfather after watching my kid grow up, get married & become a happy successful person

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07-27-2005, 01:11 PM

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07-27-2005, 01:13 PM

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07-27-2005, 02:11 PM

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12-25-2015, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by slapass

I too have worked on this list this month. So far:

See the inside of the Playboy Mansion.

Have a "good" threesome.

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12-25-2015, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by Damian_Maxcash

I was just watching the Sipsons episode where Homer thinks he is dying and trys to do the stuff he wanted to do before he died.

So I was thinking... what do I want?

1. 7 figure income

2. Own an island

3. Travel in space - not as far fetched as it sounds..... Ive still got a good 40 years in me. It may be possible in that time frame.

4. Catch a big Marlin

5. Shag Prince William (That may be pushing it)

6. Spend a year totally alone. No phone, internet, text or anthing else. My island might come in handy for that.

7. Do something completly selfless.

I cant think of anything else ATM.

6. Is a cool idea
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12-25-2015, 07:04 AM

I've done the one that will allow me to die a happy man. Threesome with blonde identical twins. It cost $1500, but it was worth every penny.
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12-25-2015, 12:23 PM

I was never really alive so ...

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12-25-2015, 12:27 PM

I feel so alive!
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12-25-2015, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by $money$

I feel so alive!

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