Xmas Decorations, that you consider to be SAFE to insert in your anus?

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38955
    #1

    Xmas Decorations, that you consider to be SAFE to insert in your anus?

    Suggestions please ?


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    • kane
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Aug 2001
      • 20684
      #2
      I used to date a girl whose roommate was a nurse. One Christmas she had a couple come into the ER late one night. They explained that things got really hot while they were having sex and she took some of the lights off the Christmas tree and shoved them up his butt. Now they were stuck.

      They didn't have him sit down for fear that the pressure might break the bulbs. They could't remove them because they had created a reverse suction so they filled the guy up with muscle relaxers and let him shit them out.

      So clearly, lights from the tress should not be on the list of things that are safe.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3

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            • whOaKemosabe
              So Fucking Stoned...
              • Aug 2013
              • 1968
              #4

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                • EddyTheDog
                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 25433
                  #5
                  Anything with antlers is probably a bad idea...

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                    • L-Pink
                      working on my tan
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 39151
                      #6
                      Originally posted by whOaKemosabe
                      Very cool photo.

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                        • John-ACWM
                          Work Work Work
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 20060
                          #7
                          Originally posted by kane
                          I used to date a girl whose roommate was a nurse. One Christmas she had a couple come into the ER late one night. They explained that things got really hot while they were having sex and she took some of the lights off the Christmas tree and shoved them up his butt. Now they were stuck.

                          They didn't have him sit down for fear that the pressure might break the bulbs. They could't remove them because they had created a reverse suction so they filled the guy up with muscle relaxers and let him shit them out.

                          So clearly, lights from the tress should not be on the list of things that are safe.
                          cool story!

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                            • franck-affil4you
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 41
                              #8
                              Why not try your 8 inches Christmas Tree? lol

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                                • ricco2389
                                  Registered User
                                  • Sep 2012
                                  • 40
                                  #9
                                  Does a candy cane count?

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                                    • Scott McD
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67792
                                      #10
                                      Snowman decoration. It just feels like large anal beads...


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                                        • Manfap
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2013
                                          • 2626
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                          Snowman decoration. It just feels like large anal beads...
                                          You talking from experience?

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                                            • Scott McD
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 67792
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Manfap
                                              You talking from experience?
                                              Yes. Just remember and take off his nose first though before inserting... Oh and his scarf aswell.


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                                                • k0nr4d
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 9231
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                  Yes. Just remember and take off his nose first though before inserting... Oh and his scarf aswell.
                                                  Yeah you don't want that nose fishhooking your asshole...
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                                                    • nexcom28
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 3716
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by ricco2389
                                                      Does a candy cane count?

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                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 38955
                                                          #15
                                                          2 year old festive bump...


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                                                            • clickity click
                                                              So Fecking Bummed
                                                              • Aug 2014
                                                              • 3682
                                                              #16
                                                              Might I suggest the Holly and the Ivy.

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                                                                • EddyTheDog
                                                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                                  • 25433
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                  2 year old festive bump...
                                                                  That's why I can't remember posting in the thread...

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                                                                    • 420
                                                                      cuck
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 11571
                                                                      #18
                                                                      These look safe.

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