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  • Cory W
    Deeply shallow
    • Jan 2004
    • 9133
    #1

    Blogging about the California Earthquake evacuation plans....

    I go with the Asians.

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    • Mohawk Steve
      (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
      • Apr 2005
      • 3223
      #2
      Have any of you ever watched video from China or Japan when a quake happens? When the first Bonsai tree wobbles, those Asians run to the parking lot like a Supra just backed in with a trunk full of new iPhones. There?s a reason for that. This isn?t rocket science.
      Another classic!
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        • AVNSherri
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2007
          • 129
          #3
          OMG ... I have tears from laughing so hard! It was my first Cali earthquake, and I ran too. I had to fight the urge to curl up in a ball on the floor in the hall like they taught us in school for tornado drills, lol.
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            • Cory W
              Deeply shallow
              • Jan 2004
              • 9133
              #4
              All the Asians ran to the parking lot Tuesday. I say follow.
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                • Holly Lez!
                  She's back
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 3480
                  #5
                  LMAO that was classic!
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                    • chri$tian
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                      • Aug 2003
                      • 2468
                      #6
                      lolololololololol
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                        • Mohawk Steve
                          (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 3223
                          #7
                          My name sppeared in Cory's blog, I'm now a sombebody.
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                            • AVNSherri
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 129
                              #8
                              Steve, you are now officially one of those bad-ass Internet persons!
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                                • munki
                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 13393
                                  #9
                                  That was f*ing hilarious...

                                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                    • GrouchyAdmin
                                      Now choke yourself!
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 12085
                                      #10
                                      Cory,

                                      You're one funny motherfucker.

                                      Signed,
                                      GA

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                                        • Intrinsic
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2008
                                          • 1589
                                          #11
                                          that was hilarious

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                                            • jakethedog
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 2497
                                              #12
                                              group 1 here and I am just heavy enough to cut a swath through the Asian flocks like a knife though butter .. exxxcuse me, coming through
                                              No sig .. just me

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                                                • Gabriel
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                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                  • 4789
                                                  #13
                                                  I had to swim up current through the Sea of Ornamentals in the hallway.
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                                                    • Cory W
                                                      Deeply shallow
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 9133
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Gabriel
                                                      I had to swim up current through the Sea of Ornamentals in the hallway.
                                                      You went into the fury.
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                                                        • Cory W
                                                          Deeply shallow
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 9133
                                                          #15
                                                          For the evening crowd.
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                                                            • PR_Sebas
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                              • 2825
                                                              #16
                                                              "Have any of you ever watched video from China or Japan when a quake happens? When the first Bonsai tree wobbles, those Asians run to the parking lot like a Supra just backed in with a trunk full of new iPhones. There?s a reason for that. This isn?t rocket science."

                                                              that did it for me... fuckin classic...

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                                                                • Miss Munki
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                  • 1355
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I would love to see you runnin' out of the office during an earthquake.

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                                                                    • Gabriel
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                      • 4789
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Munki's Girl
                                                                      I would love to see you runnin' out of the office during an earthquake.
                                                                      He couldn't, he was held hostage in a meeting. While everyone ran for the exits screaming like little school girls, he just watched, wishing he could join in all the reindeer games.
                                                                      Last edited by Gabriel; 07-31-2008, 07:36 PM.
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                                                                        • Cory W
                                                                          Deeply shallow
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 9133
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Gabriel
                                                                          He couldn't, he was held hostage in a meeting. While everyone ran for the exits screaming like little school girls, he just watched, wishing he could join in all the reindeer games.
                                                                          I actually cried a little.
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