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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    How many assault rifles do you own?

    If you dont have at least 5 assault rifles you are a liberal pussy! When the zombie apocolypse comes Im gonna kick some serious fucking ass! FUCK YEAH!
  • SIK
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    • Dec 2006
    • 1497

    #2
    just my DICK
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      Originally posted by SIK
      just my DICK
      I tried to register a rifle for my fucking dog. When shit goes down im goin out blazing.

      While you sit around waiting for the PC police to come stroke your asshole ill be kicking ASS and taking names.

      Walk on water - Jesus Christ

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      • just a punk
        So fuckin' bored
        • Jun 2003
        • 32393

        #4
        I have some real serious arsenal:



        Obey the Cowgod

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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682

          #5
          Originally posted by CyberSEO
          I have some real serious arsenal:



          THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME!

          I live life like I'm in a video game. ON EDGE 24 fucking 7. Ready to fly off the friggin handle at the drop of a pin. I'M SILLY! I hear the toaster ding, click, BOOM slam a fucking clip into my AR, READY FOR FUCKING WAR!

          USA USA!

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          • madawgz
            8.8.8.8
            • Mar 2006
            • 30509

            #6
            I got all my assault rifles down in the dm.
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            • SBJ
              So Fucking Fabulous
              • Apr 2003
              • 11387

              #7
              Originally posted by MetaMan
              I hear the toaster ding, click, BOOM slam a fucking clip into my AR, READY FOR FUCKING WAR!

              USA USA!

              Brings a whole new meaning to "leggo my Eggo!"

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              • slapass
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2002
                • 14625

                #8
                None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.

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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #9
                  Originally posted by slapass
                  None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.
                  You Sir I SALUTE!

                  I play call of duty 6 hours per day and fantasize about the game as real life.

                  READY FOR FUCKING ACTION at the drop of a hat.

                  You can find me at the army surplus store CAMMO'D THE FUCK OUT.Rubbing shoulders with soldiers. Talking like im a war hero.

                  Im like a fucking grenade. Ready to explode. Waiting for someone to test me. Pull the clip BOOM! IM SILLY!

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                  • MakeMeGrrrrowl
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 4986

                    #10
                    This is your brain on drugs.

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                    • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                      Grrrrrrrrr
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 4986

                      #11
                      Originally posted by slapass
                      None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.
                      You just said none you admit to them you admitted to a stocked shelter lol.

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                      • MetaMan
                        I AM WEB 2.0
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 28682

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                        This is your brain on drugs.
                        My drug is adreneline. High as a fucking kite. My veins are constantly surging like a pitbull on steroids. Im like a wild dog off a chain. IM SILLY!

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                        • Coup
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                          • Apr 2010
                          • 9931

                          #13
                          Trigger warning

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                          • Coup
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                            • Apr 2010
                            • 9931

                            #14
                            May liberals be the first against the wall when the RaHoWa comes

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                            • DraX
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 7147

                              #15


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                              • SIK
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                                • Dec 2006
                                • 1497

                                #16


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                                • slapass
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 14625

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                  You Sir I SALUTE!

                                  I play call of duty 6 hours per day and fantasize about the game as real life.

                                  READY FOR FUCKING ACTION at the drop of a hat.

                                  You can find me at the army surplus store CAMMO'D THE FUCK OUT.Rubbing shoulders with soldiers. Talking like im a war hero.

                                  Im like a fucking grenade. Ready to explode. Waiting for someone to test me. Pull the clip BOOM! IM SILLY!
                                  I am so with you. Until America wises up and takes away the freedoms from them, we have to be on guard. Also against America as they can come for our guns at any second. I am out as I need to go get more ammo.

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                                  • Seth Manson
                                    Please dont fuck animals
                                    • Jul 2010
                                    • 3988

                                    #18
                                    I doubt any of you own an actual assault rifle. You guys probably think an AR15 or that AK47 you bought at the gunshow for $800 is an assault rifle.

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                                    • Clarketime
                                      Registered User
                                      • Dec 2015
                                      • 31

                                      #19
                                      Why would such a question be posted on a site like this?! You Americans are really crazy.

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                                      • ErectMedia
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                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 7100

                                        #20
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                                        • NemesisEnforcer
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                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 2122

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Clarketime
                                          Why would such a question be posted on a site like this?! You Americans are really crazy.
                                          So that you know who not to piss off.
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                                          • theking
                                            Nice Kitty
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 21053

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                            I doubt any of you own an actual assault rifle. You guys probably think an AR15 or that AK47 you bought at the gunshow for $800 is an assault rifle.
                                            I usually prefer not to address faggots/trolls...but I know a number of people that do own one or more assault rifles. In fact I really find it not to be all of that uncommon. You are correct in thinking that many people...probably even the majority of people...do not really understand/know what an assault rifle actually is and do think that an AR15 or that all AK47's amongst many others are assault rifles...when in fact they are not.
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                                            • mineistaken
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                                              • Apr 2007
                                              • 29656

                                              #23
                                              I have zero and I am strongly anti liberal and strongly ant PC

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                                              • mineistaken
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                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 29656

                                                #24
                                                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?

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                                                • theking
                                                  Nice Kitty
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 21053

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?
                                                  Huh.....
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                                                  • Mr Pheer
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 22083

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?
                                                    A common mistake. The $800 rifles are assault weapons. The assault rifle version of an AK-47 will cost upwards of $15k, requires a $200 tax stamp, and a background check requiring fingerprints and more, and the transfer currently takes about 5 months from the time you pay for the weapon until you can take possession of it. Because it's a machine gun.

                                                    Assault Rifle is different from Assault Weapon.

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                                                    • theking
                                                      Nice Kitty
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 21053

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                      A common mistake. The $800 rifles are assault weapons. The assault rifle version of an AK-47 will cost upwards of $15k, requires a $200 tax stamp, and a background check requiring fingerprints and more, and the transfer currently takes about 5 months from the time you pay for the weapon until you can take possession of it. Because it's a machine gun.

                                                      Assault Rifle is different from Assault Weapon.
                                                      I think around $5,000 and up for an AK47 assault rifle is not uncommon. You are correct about the legal requirements for ownership of any assault rifle.
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                                                      • AaronM
                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 46923

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                        I tried to register a rifle for my fucking dog. When shit goes down im goin out blazing.

                                                        While you sit around waiting for the PC police to come stroke your asshole ill be kicking ASS and taking names.

                                                        Walk on water - Jesus Christ

                                                        Good luck.

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                                                        • deonbell
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2015
                                                          • 1045

                                                          #29
                                                          I only have one cuerno de chivo with an extra mag. My friend Chewy made for me. Not an assault rifle cause he had no sear for full auto. So my Cuerno de Chivo only has hole for hammer and for trigger, but not for sear.

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                                                          • atom
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                            • 2740

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AaronM
                                                            Good luck.

                                                            damn, and I thought I had a lot of guns...
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                                                            • Rob
                                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 13310

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                              Good luck.

                                                              I thought my collection was over the top.

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                                                              • Rob
                                                                I'm a great bowler.
                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                • 13310

                                                                #32
                                                                Aaron, over your right shoulder, are those M1919 Coaxials? Hats off, brother!

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                                                                • Rob
                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 13310

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Oops...Sorry. Duplicate.

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                                                                  • j3rkules
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                                                                    • Jul 2013
                                                                    • 22111

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SIK
                                                                    just my DICK

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                                                                    • slapass
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 14625

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Only in America would people take this thread seriously....

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                                                                      • AaronM
                                                                        GFY Royality ;)
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 46923

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Rob
                                                                        Aaron, over your right shoulder, are those M1919 Coaxials? Hats off, brother!


                                                                        Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

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                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                                          • 29656

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                          Yes they are.

                                                                          That is your collection?

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                                                                          • AaronM
                                                                            GFY Royality ;)
                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 46923

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                            That is your collection?

                                                                            No. I just like standing in other people's vaults and taking photos of myself wearing GFY gear. I believe it demonstrates how small my dick really is.

                                                                            I don't own any guns. They are instruments of death and I'm a peace loving individual.

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                                                                            • mineistaken
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                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                              • 29656

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                              They are instruments of death and I'm a peace loving individual.
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                                                                              • 2MuchMark
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                                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                                • 50990

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by AaronM

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                                                                                • ArtificialTraffic
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                                                                                  • Feb 2015
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SIK
                                                                                  just my DICK
                                                                                  Your dick isn't assault rifle. It's .50 cal machine gun !!!
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                                                                                  • brassmonkey
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                                                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                                                    • 77397

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                    Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

                                                                                    is that an illegal weapon in the bottom left???
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                                                                                    • MetaMan
                                                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                      • 28682

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                      Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

                                                                                      THAT'S HOW REAL MEN ROLL!

                                                                                      Don't take shit from these liberal pussies who suck on the government tits.

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                                                                                      • MetaMan
                                                                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                                        • 28682

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        You people should see my fucking closest. I got stacks of cammo pants ready for ANY FUCKIN terrain. Sand, Sleet, Snow, Jungle, City, Moon surface. I'm ready to move like a panther, creep and use my Call of Duty training at the drop of a pin to PROTECT MY FREEDOM! BIG DADDY! OOOOOOOOO BIG BIG DADDY! IM SO BAD, U SO BAD METAMAN, U SO BAD. OOO BIG DADDY METAMAN. IM YOUR DADDY!

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                                                                                        • Mediamix
                                                                                          Dutch Webmaster!
                                                                                          • Sep 2013
                                                                                          • 3228

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'm Dutch... I only have air rifles and crossbows. But I have a big dick and will fuck the enemy until they stop breathing.
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                                                                                          • PR_Glen
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                                                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                                                            • 9058

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            an arsenal without soldiers is just a cache for someone else. Strength really lies in community.
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                                                                                            • Penny24Seven
                                                                                              So Fucking What
                                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                                              • 6287

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                              Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

                                                                                              We have the same BB gun. But for real holy shit
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                                                                                              • crockett
                                                                                                in a van by the river
                                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                                • 76818

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                                                                                Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

                                                                                                I'm suprised you don't have the floor nicely tiled and waxed so it's easy to clean up the jizz after you wank it to your collection.

                                                                                                I assume that's what you were doing in the first picture...
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                                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                  is that an illegal weapon in the bottom left???
                                                                                                  well??
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                                                                                                  • TrainWreckContent
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    i have a few but not nearly enough lol!!

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