Originally Posted by Harmon

Your shtick bores the fuck out of me.

Next time come back with something a little better.

Yes, you got me. I'm broke. I am a loser. I work at McDonalds and also work seasonaly at Gap where I fold sweaters and attempt tp upsell khakis.

Just do me a favor? Don't be mad because your mother worked her fingernails to the bone to raise you on hot dogs and ramen noodles in order to provide me with water bottle coasters and shoelaces.

People that work menial jobs deserve respect too. Shit, that bitch was able to raise you. Food stamp lines used to be long and arduous time wasters. My guess is she got fucked from behind from one of the other line attendees while waiting for her government cheese and had you.

Oh well. Again, don't bother. I bet she's proud. One of her bastard children figured out a way to afford internet access. Good on you!