This guy became paul markham

Thats very similar to my story - Especially the 'Thing clicking in my mind' at 500lbs....

The main difference was that although I didn't make a blog about it - I simply did what he did but in reverse.

You see, I too had always been fat. I suffered from bullying at school over my weight - You're just "Big Boned' my mother would tell me, as she handed me another box of doughnuts to help me feel better...

My adult life has been hard - Its difficult to find enough hours in the day to eat as much as I did - Equally difficult to pay for it too... But, I persevered and kept at it... I NEVER GAVE UP!

When I happened to weigh myself on a machine at the post office designed for large parcels, I realised that I was nearly 500lbs and a light bulb went off in my head... From that moment on I knew what to do. I ate, and ate, and ate some more. I WAS going to beat that 500lbs barrier, because I knew what lay beyond - It was the promised land!

Luckily, almost 15 months later, I was eligible for ALL the disability payments and perks that a super morbidly obese man was entitled too. And claim them I did.

I'm proud to say that I now get free prescriptions, extra money from the government for being disabled and two lovely nurses that call in to see me twice a day. They wash and dress me, and do my shopping and even cook for me. I dont even have to leave the bed if I dont want too... Its bliss...

On the downside, the food they cook me is bland and healthy, so not very tasty, but I can get take aways delivered in the evening and they never find out... Tonight its a huge chinese. Its arriving soon so I'd better try and walk to the door to let him in... If I start moving now, it will only take an hour to be ready to open the door and get my food.

I love the UK benefits system

Wow all do respect for this rare ppl

Some people might think you are joking. You forgot to add all the drinking you do.
It is a good thing you put money away so your fat ass could eat. What do you spend a day eating? About 50 to 60 USD?

I know - I bear my soul and open up on GFY and people may well think I'm joking... But what can I do? I was simply inspired to share my story by the motivational video posted above

Had to stop that due to imminent liver failure from my late stage cirrhosis and my type 2 diabetes However, on the bright side, it means more money for take away deliveries


Didn't need too... The UK government pay for all my meals so I don't need to pay for food. The nurses that cook for me buy all of my food - Thats why its supposed to be a healthy calorie controlled diet.


My only expense are my nightly take aways. Sometimes I will have 2 in an evening. They deliver up until 2am most nights. Say I start off with a large chinese (Like tonight) and then get peckish later and order up an indian, I suppose most evenings I spend the equivalent of 60 / 80 USD on average. You have to have a minimum spend per order to get them to do the delivery...

But I can afford it - Not only do the government pay my rent and food etc, they also give me a large sum of money for 'incapacity benefit' and 'DLS' (Disabled Living Allowance) - I'm quids in - I get a shit load more money than nearly ANYONE who goes out to work!

CS> you would not fit into that MB coupe/cabrio you posted yesterday if that was true, so yeah, you are joking.

congrats guys

Nice click bait title by the way, Sly was looking for you, hit him up

He is a huge fat slob. What pic are you talking about. The guy probably leaves his house once a month if lucky. He said he has not seen his cock in 6 years either. True story bro. Kinda feel bad for him that he can't turn it around but he is happy, Well maybe not happy but he makes the most of it

I'm starting to put weight on after 60 years of being slim.

Lack of energy is the problem. Once the dogs have their 30-minute walk, I'm done for the day.

81 kilos now, 179 pounds in American money.

I get pissed when I see 30-40 years olds that weigh 300 pounds or more.

http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...gle-coupe.html
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Its good to be slim as Paul

That is not PC, no points for libtardism to you

Are you serious?

I seem to recall photos of you from say 10+ years ago and you were thin if memory serves me correctly.

I do not believe you at all to be honest.

It's all about self discipline.

minus the whole poo thing I would declare my love for you in a non-gay, chaste, il nostro casto amore type way.

Lets just ask GSpotProductions Nat & Gary shall we?
CS met them not too long ago, I'm sure she could let us know exactly how fat or thin he is...

if you don't want to be fat, then stop shoveling food in your mouth.

yes, it's as simple as that.

That is a very inspiring story. If only more people had your dedication the world would be a better place.

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

/bow

Every fat guys dreams to be as Paul

CS's is of average build. Certainly not fat, maybe an extra pound here & there.. Note I said pound, not pounds

Love for being funny and creating such an entertaining fairy tale or love for being society leecher?

Cool, his fairy tale about him being a fatso debunked
More interesting question - does he like poo?

When you say 'pounds' are you talking about money or weight?

You Brits are so confusing with your English language.

Blimey!

The former! This, THIS is why yours was taken!

@ilnjscb - love you too buddy xxx