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  • Brooklywood
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2006
    • 380

    #51
    Originally posted by APN Philip
    Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
    That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
    Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
    And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.

    While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
    With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
    I'll be here in front of my screen,
    Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.

    To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
    On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
    With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
    While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.

    How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
    I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
    While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
    You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.

    "Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
    (while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
    I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
    You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.

    Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
    The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
    And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
    You hot ass bitches better post pix!
    HAHAHA! Classic!
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    • NickB.
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 8865

      #52
      hahahahah niiiiiiIIIiiiiice thread

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      • BadBrad
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 618

        #53
        Originally posted by APN Philip
        Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
        That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
        Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
        And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.

        While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
        With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
        I'll be here in front of my screen,
        Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.

        To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
        On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
        With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
        While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.

        How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
        I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
        While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
        You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.

        "Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
        (while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
        I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
        You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.

        Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
        The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
        And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
        You hot ass bitches better post pix!


        Perfectly said!!
        Your sig chose me!

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        • Penny Flame
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2008
          • 729

          #54
          Originally posted by APN Philip
          Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
          That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
          Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
          And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.

          While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
          With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
          I'll be here in front of my screen,
          Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.

          To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
          On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
          With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
          While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.

          How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
          I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
          While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
          You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.

          "Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
          (while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
          I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
          You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.

          Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
          The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
          And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
          You hot ass bitches better post pix!

          I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK.
          Penny Flame
          Former Studio Manager
          Metro Studios still owes me money

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          • Wiseman
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 2990

            #55
            Originally posted by trishauptown
            I got a love letter just like this from your woman too
            FUCK!!! IS THIS THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IN YOUR PANTS!!!
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            • webboy21
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2004
              • 573

              #56
              dammit, I'm so jealous right now.....want a letter like that too :D
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              • webboy21
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2004
                • 573

                #57
                Originally posted by APN Philip
                Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
                That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
                Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
                And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.

                While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
                With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
                I'll be here in front of my screen,
                Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.

                To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
                On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
                With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
                While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.

                How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
                I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
                While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
                You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.

                "Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
                (while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
                I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
                You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.

                Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
                The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
                And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
                You hot ass bitches better post pix!
                Ok Philip, you fucking rule ;)
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                • DARKHORSERIDER
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 148

                  #58
                  Wait a minute, im sure i logged in GFY and not SweatyHotBitchesDatelink.
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                  • blademaster16
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2290

                    #59
                    cool threadddd , gilr fight girl fightttttt heehhehehheheh


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                    • Jay-Rock
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                      • Mar 2007
                      • 2779

                      #60
                      That would be a great scene!
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                      • Ross
                        Ik ben een aap
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 18874

                        #61
                        Originally posted by APN Philip
                        Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
                        That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
                        Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
                        And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.

                        While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
                        With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
                        I'll be here in front of my screen,
                        Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.

                        To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
                        On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
                        With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
                        While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.

                        How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
                        I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
                        While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
                        You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.

                        "Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
                        (while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
                        I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
                        You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.

                        Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
                        The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
                        And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
                        You hot ass bitches better post pix!
                        Truly brilliant.

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                        • PhillipB
                          Just a Simple Carpenter
                          • May 2003
                          • 1338

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Ross
                          Truly brilliant.

                          Thanks, tee hee.

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                          • RyuLion
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 32371

                            #63
                            (bunch of horn dogs in this thread)

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                            • Halcyon
                              Spread The Pink!
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 8609

                              #64
                              I am going to print this thread out and bring it to my Poetry & Prose class. Brilliance!
                              HAL on TEDx:

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                              • poetic_romantic
                                Registered User
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 37

                                #65
                                Ohhhh the seductive art of poetry.. works every time! Or..?

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                                • Penny Flame
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2008
                                  • 729

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Halcyon
                                  I am going to print this thread out and bring it to my Poetry & Prose class. Brilliance!
                                  bring me too! Poetry in motion!

                                  (me dancing on desks and blowing your teacher!)
                                  Penny Flame
                                  Former Studio Manager
                                  Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                  • Cutty
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jan 2006
                                    • 1265

                                    #67
                                    you all are some dumb sluts

                                    penny why the fuck are you sunglasses so big

                                    other bitch

                                    you suck


                                    aight peace

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                                    • Penny Flame
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2008
                                      • 729

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Cutty
                                      you all are some dumb sluts

                                      penny why the fuck are you sunglasses so big

                                      other bitch

                                      you suck


                                      aight peace
                                      My glasses are big to help offset your tiny cock.

                                      Through such huge lens, a woman just might believe that you could bring her to orgasmically high heights.

                                      The lens also provides a safe place for me to hide and cry because once again you failed as a man.

                                      Good luck getting pussy with that attitude, jerk off
                                      Penny Flame
                                      Former Studio Manager
                                      Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                      • PhillipB
                                        Just a Simple Carpenter
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 1338

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by Cutty
                                        you all are some dumb sluts

                                        penny why the fuck are you sunglasses so big

                                        other bitch

                                        you suck


                                        aight peace

                                        Is this Haiku?

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                                        • Cyndalie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 3615

                                          #70
                                          APN Philip that was fucking awesome!!!
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                                          • Lia19
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 698

                                            #71
                                            balls, balls, balls, balls on your head, balls, balls, balls, and don't smoke crack.
                                            balls, balls, balls
                                            Penny Flame President Of Earth

                                            I luv u!


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                                            • Penny Flame
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2008
                                              • 729

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Lia19
                                              balls, balls, balls, balls on your head, balls, balls, balls, and don't smoke crack.
                                              balls, balls, balls
                                              Penny Flame President Of Earth

                                              I luv u!
                                              I'd be a good speaker of the casa too huh....
                                              Penny Flame
                                              Former Studio Manager
                                              Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                              • RyuLion
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 32371

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                My glasses are big to help offset your tiny cock.

                                                Through such huge lens, a woman just might believe that you could bring her to orgasmically high heights.

                                                The lens also provides a safe place for me to hide and cry because once again you failed as a man.

                                                Good luck getting pussy with that attitude, jerk off


                                                You go girl!

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                                                • Lia19
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 698

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                  I'd be a good speaker of the casa too huh....
                                                  perfect!


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                                                  • Porno Dan
                                                    Court Jester
                                                    • May 2003
                                                    • 6342

                                                    #75
                                                    Damn Speaker of the House, President of Earth,

                                                    How about Czar of the Galaxy for your new badge at Internext

                                                    Better yet have a contest for your new title on your badge
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                                                    • Penny Flame
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2008
                                                      • 729

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Porno Dan
                                                      Damn Speaker of the House, President of Earth,

                                                      How about Czar of the Galaxy for your new badge at Internext

                                                      Better yet have a contest for your new title on your badge
                                                      Well it all started with Bugbee claiming to be King of the Universe, and it was under his great authority that I assumed the title of President of Earth.

                                                      The universe is way too big for me to handle. I can't even imagine it, so I don't know how I could run it.

                                                      I'll stick with running earth, and the shit on it.

                                                      But the contest isn't a bad idea at all. You are good Dan....you are as good as you are bad. Which is reaaaaaaaaaally good. Especially if you and me are getting bad yaaaa know?
                                                      Penny Flame
                                                      Former Studio Manager
                                                      Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                      • RyuLion
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 32371

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Porno Dan
                                                        Damn Speaker of the House, President of Earth,

                                                        How about Czar of the Galaxy for your new badge at Internext

                                                        Better yet have a contest for your new title on your badge
                                                        nah..she's the "Emperor of Milky Way Galaxy"
                                                        ..while I'm the "Delegator of Uranus"..

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                                                        • Penny Flame
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2008
                                                          • 729

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                          nah..she's the "Emperor of Milky Way Galaxy"
                                                          ..while I'm the "Delegator of Uranus"..
                                                          you can delegate my anus my sweet little mexican! I love bottom biters!!!
                                                          Penny Flame
                                                          Former Studio Manager
                                                          Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                          • Roald
                                                            SecretFriends.com
                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 27910

                                                            #79
                                                            damn this thread gives me a woody...


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                                                            • Penny Flame
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                              • 729

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Roald
                                                              damn this thread gives me a woody...
                                                              ROALD!!!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!

                                                              are you getting ready for october my man? we gonna have us a REAL good time.

                                                              I'm about to Dutch Oven your ass on a nightly basis.
                                                              Penny Flame
                                                              Former Studio Manager
                                                              Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                              • Roald
                                                                SecretFriends.com
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 27910

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                ROALD!!!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!

                                                                are you getting ready for october my man? we gonna have us a REAL good time.

                                                                I'm about to Dutch Oven your ass on a nightly basis.
                                                                Costa Rica for 3 weeks, just started at the office again this week

                                                                I am so ready for Berlin, only sooooo much work to do before go. Not even funny anymore lol

                                                                Are we going to be naked when you are going to Dutch Oven me?


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                                                                • Penny Flame
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                  • 729

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by Roald
                                                                  Costa Rica for 3 weeks, just started at the office again this week

                                                                  I am so ready for Berlin, only sooooo much work to do before go. Not even funny anymore lol

                                                                  Are we going to be naked when you are going to Dutch Oven me?
                                                                  we will be naked immediately upon arrival of our wall less country, and I will begin Dutch Ovening you the second we are in a small enough space.

                                                                  This goes for cars, bathrooms, convention halls.....

                                                                  I can't wait! Berleez is going to be the sheez!!!

                                                                  Tell Maurice I said hello and am emailing him back right now. Capital space cadet.

                                                                  Space Cadet and Sergeant Major of the MaryJane Corps, that will be my Berlin title
                                                                  Penny Flame
                                                                  Former Studio Manager
                                                                  Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                                  • trishauptown
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 990

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Shai West
                                                                    Yeah dude, Sunny's HOT!!! And tastes like candy! Flame, Uptown and Lane all in one bed...yup, that'll do it for me! Mental image forming...juices starting to flow...hands finding zipper...gotta go...xxx
                                                                    Throw you in the mix and this is going to be a PARTY!!!!
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                                                                    • Michaelious
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 6720

                                                                      #84
                                                                      I think i'm going to cry lol!

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                                                                      • trishauptown
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 990

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Sorry been gone....shaking my ass!!

                                                                        To all the Haters.....FUCK OFF!!!

                                                                        Can't wait to get licked crossed eyed!!! Cya soon Burnout!
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                                                                        • Penny Flame
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2008
                                                                          • 729

                                                                          #86
                                                                          can't wait underpantalones
                                                                          Penny Flame
                                                                          Former Studio Manager
                                                                          Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                                          • mattsbeachhouse
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Jul 2008
                                                                            • 177

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by trishauptown
                                                                            Throw you in the mix and this is going to be a PARTY!!!!
                                                                            How is life back in Ft. Mitchell? I hope to make back up sometime to visit NKY soon although I am not looking for the cold weather.

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                                                                            • trishauptown
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 990

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Originally posted by mattsbeachhouse
                                                                              How is life back in Ft. Mitchell? I hope to make back up sometime to visit NKY soon although I am not looking for the cold weather.
                                                                              Not bad.....r u going to the show? Hit me up if u see me there
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