Dear Trisha Underpants (the Uptown girl of my dreams)
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Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.
While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
I'll be here in front of my screen,
Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.
To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.
How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.
"Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
(while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.
Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
You hot ass bitches better post pix!

Perfectly said!!Your sig chose me!
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Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.
While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
I'll be here in front of my screen,
Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.
To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.
How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.
"Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
(while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.
Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
You hot ass bitches better post pix!
I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK.Penny Flame
Former Studio Manager
Metro Studios still owes me moneyComment
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dammit, I'm so jealous right now.....want a letter like that too :DComment
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Ok Philip, you fucking rule ;)Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.
While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
I'll be here in front of my screen,
Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.
To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.
How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.
"Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
(while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.
Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
You hot ass bitches better post pix!Comment
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Wait a minute, im sure i logged in GFY and not SweatyHotBitchesDatelink.Comment
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Truly brilliant.Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.
While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
I'll be here in front of my screen,
Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.
To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.
How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.
"Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
(while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.
Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
You hot ass bitches better post pix!Comment
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(bunch of horn dogs in this thread)
Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995
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My glasses are big to help offset your tiny cock.
Through such huge lens, a woman just might believe that you could bring her to orgasmically high heights.
The lens also provides a safe place for me to hide and cry because once again you failed as a man.
Good luck getting pussy with that attitude, jerk offPenny Flame
Former Studio Manager
Metro Studios still owes me moneyComment
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balls, balls, balls, balls on your head, balls, balls, balls, and don't smoke crack.
balls, balls, balls
Penny Flame President Of Earth


I luv u!


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My glasses are big to help offset your tiny cock.
Through such huge lens, a woman just might believe that you could bring her to orgasmically high heights.
The lens also provides a safe place for me to hide and cry because once again you failed as a man.
Good luck getting pussy with that attitude, jerk off


You go girl!
Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995
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Damn Speaker of the House, President of Earth,
How about Czar of the Galaxy for your new badge at Internext
Better yet have a contest for your new title on your badgeReality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner
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Well it all started with Bugbee claiming to be King of the Universe, and it was under his great authority that I assumed the title of President of Earth.
The universe is way too big for me to handle. I can't even imagine it, so I don't know how I could run it.
I'll stick with running earth, and the shit on it.
But the contest isn't a bad idea at all. You are good Dan....you are as good as you are bad. Which is reaaaaaaaaaally good. Especially if you and me are getting bad yaaaa know?Penny Flame
Former Studio Manager
Metro Studios still owes me moneyComment
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damn this thread gives me a woody...
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Costa Rica for 3 weeks, just started at the office again this week
I am so ready for Berlin, only sooooo much work to do before go. Not even funny anymore lol
Are we going to be naked when you are going to Dutch Oven me?
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we will be naked immediately upon arrival of our wall less country, and I will begin Dutch Ovening you the second we are in a small enough space.
This goes for cars, bathrooms, convention halls.....
I can't wait! Berleez is going to be the sheez!!!
Tell Maurice I said hello and am emailing him back right now. Capital space cadet.
Space Cadet and Sergeant Major of the MaryJane Corps, that will be my Berlin titlePenny Flame
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Metro Studios still owes me moneyComment
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Now with VNA Vette Nation Army
http://www.vickyathome.com/stickydollars.htm
trisha at trishauptown.com
Skype Trisha Uptown
ICQ 135249705Comment
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Sorry been gone....shaking my ass!!
To all the Haters.....FUCK OFF!!!
Can't wait to get licked crossed eyed!!! Cya soon Burnout!Now with VNA Vette Nation Army
http://www.vickyathome.com/stickydollars.htm
trisha at trishauptown.com
Skype Trisha Uptown
ICQ 135249705Comment
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Now with VNA Vette Nation Army
http://www.vickyathome.com/stickydollars.htm
trisha at trishauptown.com
Skype Trisha Uptown
ICQ 135249705Comment







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