Dear Trisha Underpants (the Uptown girl of my dreams)

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  • Penny Flame
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2008
    • 729

    #1

    Dear Trisha Underpants (the Uptown girl of my dreams)

    Dear Trisha Underpants,

    Its seven rad years I've known you now,
    and never before have we fucked.
    It seems to me, at this florida show how,
    we may be in the perfect position for luck.

    You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt,
    but whatever we do just make sure, that when our
    fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us,
    you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!)

    My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones,
    I think your time has finally come.

    On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind,
    Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome?


    xoxoxox
    Your biggest fan
    Penny Flame
    Penny Flame
    Former Studio Manager
    Metro Studios still owes me money
  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #2
    You write a helluva love letter there, woman.

    I gotta say.
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    • Penny Flame
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      • Mar 2008
      • 729

      #3


      (Upside down pimpin')
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      • Brooklywood
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2006
        • 380

        #4
        You are such a romantic, Fuego! Your rhyme scheme is a little off, but the flow is tight. I'm thinking Underpantalones will be like putty in your well manicured paws. Keep pimpin Penny
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        • Warren
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2003
          • 2284

          #5
          Originally posted by Penny Flame
          Dear Trisha Underpants,

          Its seven rad years I've known you now,
          and never before have we fucked.
          It seems to me, at this florida show how,
          we may be in the perfect position for luck.

          You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt,
          but whatever we do just make sure, that when our
          fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us,
          you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!)

          My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones,
          I think your time has finally come.

          On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind,
          Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome?


          xoxoxox
          Your biggest fan
          Penny Flame

          Pass the pipe, cheers.
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          www.altdollars.com

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          • RevSand
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            • Oct 2003
            • 8151

            #6
            How come I never get love notes like that anymore from you?!?!?!?!


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            • Pornopat
              AdultTubeSubmits.com
              • Dec 2003
              • 10598

              #7
              I think you may actually have a future as Santa Claus...
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              • tony299
                lurker
                • Aug 2002
                • 57021

                #8
                I hope JFK will be there. lol

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                • Jens Van Assterdam
                  The Dupre Pimp
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 6677

                  #9
                  Peeeeeennnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  Will you give me head in the grachten?????????
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                  • OG LennyT
                    Wall Street Pimp
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 14345

                    #10
                    awwwww... how sweet
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                    • Cyndalie
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 3615

                      #11
                      My life seemed complete until I realized I have never gotten a nookie letter like that from a woman before...now I have something more to live for ;)
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                      • pornguy
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 62910

                        #12
                        Just post some of the footage please.
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                        • Shagbunny
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                          • Oct 2007
                          • 3028

                          #13
                          ya i like pictures wit my poems

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                          • munki
                            Do Fun Shit.
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 13393

                            #14
                            El Presidente de la Tierra ha hablado, haremos así.

                            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                            • kelly kola
                              Ice's love slave
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 303

                              #15
                              That has to be the best letter I've ever seen!!! WOW!!! One can only hope for that ey guys???
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                              • Penny Flame
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                                • Mar 2008
                                • 729

                                #16


                                "Write back biatch!!!!"
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                                • Vegas Ken
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                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 4151

                                  #17
                                  Beautifully said!
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                                  • tranza
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 57559

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pornopat
                                    I think you may actually have a future as Santa Claus...
                                    good!
                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                    • RyuLion
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 32371

                                      #19
                                      Miss uuuuuuuuu doll!

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                                      • FilthyRob
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                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 6741

                                        #20
                                        I like the tongue in the butt part.
                                        AKA - Clubsexy

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                                        • LadyMischief
                                          Orgasms N Such!
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 18135

                                          #21
                                          Daaaamn that's hot! :P

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                                          • Kudles
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                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 5477

                                            #22
                                            Your great Penny!
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                                            • Xrated J
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                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 4347

                                              #23
                                              did this give anyone else a hard on?

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                                              • Penny Flame
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 729

                                                #24
                                                GODDAMNIT UNDERPANTS RESPOND TO MY SEXUAL ADVANCES!!!

                                                Don't make me come to china and find your bubble butt
                                                Penny Flame
                                                Former Studio Manager
                                                Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                • sltr
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                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 3191

                                                  #25
                                                  goin downtownnnnnnnnnn

                                                  on trisha uptownnnnnnnnnnn

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                                                  • Penny Flame
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                    • 729

                                                    #26
                                                    Here is what I have done so far today.

                                                    1. wake up and brush teeth.
                                                    2. Masturbate thinking about Trisha Underpants writing me back.
                                                    3. Make coffee and smoke cigarette.
                                                    4. Check GFY and masturbate to people responding to my advances.
                                                    5. Smoke post cum cigarette.
                                                    6. Check GFY for response, masturbate to lack of response (I love when they play hard to get!)
                                                    7. Smoke post post cum cigarette and blog for PornNewz.com and XCritic.com
                                                    8. Check GFY for response, masturbate
                                                    9. Check GFY and write list of the day's events.
                                                    10. Masturbate.
                                                    Penny Flame
                                                    Former Studio Manager
                                                    Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                    • trishauptown
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 990

                                                      #27
                                                      Penny Burnout!! My love!!! I woke up this morning.....rolled a few for the road....smoked one on the way to the Testing Center.....smoked on on the drive back.....now I am offically ready FUCK U my dear!!!! I am falling for you fast with love letters like that....I can for you to lick me cross eyed!!! And have your sweet juices all over my face.
                                                      xoxox
                                                      trisha
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                                                      • RyuLion
                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                        • 32371

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by trishauptown
                                                        Penny Burnout!! My love!!! I woke up this morning.....rolled a few for the road....smoked one on the way to the Testing Center.....smoked on on the drive back.....now I am offically ready FUCK U my dear!!!! I am falling for you fast with love letters like that....I can for you to lick me cross eyed!!! And have your sweet juices all over my face.
                                                        xoxox
                                                        trisha
                                                        (bites butt cheek)
                                                        Hola Trisha!

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                                                        • MeganS
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                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 1487

                                                          #29
                                                          OYYYY you two are going to have fun at internext!!! LOL

                                                          xoxo,
                                                          Megan
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                                                          • Penny Flame
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 729

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by trishauptown
                                                            Penny Burnout!! My love!!! I woke up this morning.....rolled a few for the road....smoked one on the way to the Testing Center.....smoked on on the drive back.....now I am offically ready FUCK U my dear!!!! I am falling for you fast with love letters like that....I can for you to lick me cross eyed!!! And have your sweet juices all over my face.
                                                            xoxox
                                                            trisha
                                                            goddamnit trisha, write to me in prose. I don't understand what you are trying to say if it does not rhyme.

                                                            I'd prefer iambic pentameter.
                                                            Penny Flame
                                                            Former Studio Manager
                                                            Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                            • LauraLee
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                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 3821

                                                              #31
                                                              You are one eloquent ho. I like that.

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                                                              • trishauptown
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 990

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                goddamnit trisha, write to me in prose. I don't understand what you are trying to say if it does not rhyme.

                                                                I'd prefer iambic pentameter.
                                                                Happy Birthday to me!!! Happy Birthday to me!!! I get to eat Penny's cookie!!!! Happy Birthday to me!!!!!
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                                                                • RyuLion
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 32371

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by trishauptown
                                                                  Happy Birthday to me!!! Happy Birthday to me!!! I get to eat Penny's cookie!!!! Happy Birthday to me!!!!!
                                                                  put some juice in a jar and send it to me next day air..!

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                                                                  • seeric
                                                                    ..........
                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                    • 41917

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                    Dear Trisha Underpants,

                                                                    Its seven rad years I've known you now,
                                                                    and never before have we fucked.
                                                                    It seems to me, at this florida show how,
                                                                    we may be in the perfect position for luck.

                                                                    You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt,
                                                                    but whatever we do just make sure, that when our
                                                                    fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us,
                                                                    you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!)

                                                                    My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones,
                                                                    I think your time has finally come.

                                                                    On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind,
                                                                    Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome?


                                                                    xoxoxox
                                                                    Your biggest fan
                                                                    Penny Flame
                                                                    purely a piece of art right there.

                                                                    make sure the scavenger cameras hanging around do not steal such a historic event my baby mama!

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                                                                    • D-Money
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 9716

                                                                      #35
                                                                      wow...



                                                                      just wow...



                                                                      amazing...
                                                                      Still Ballin'

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                                                                      • trishauptown
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 990

                                                                        #36
                                                                        This is going to be lots of fun!!!
                                                                        Now with VNA Vette Nation Army
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                                                                        trisha at trishauptown.com
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                                                                        • Elli
                                                                          Reach for those stars!
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 17991

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Oh holy moly! I am definitely looking forward to the Florida show this year now
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                                                                          • Wiseman
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                            • 2990

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                            Dear Trisha Underpants,

                                                                            Its seven rad years I've known you now,
                                                                            and never before have we fucked.
                                                                            It seems to me, at this florida show how,
                                                                            we may be in the perfect position for luck.

                                                                            You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt,
                                                                            but whatever we do just make sure, that when our
                                                                            fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us,
                                                                            you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!)

                                                                            My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones,
                                                                            I think your time has finally come.

                                                                            On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind,
                                                                            Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome?


                                                                            xoxoxox
                                                                            Your biggest fan
                                                                            Penny Flame

                                                                            this is not even fucking fair!!
                                                                            [*]E-mail: [email protected][*]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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                                                                            • TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                                              • 3087

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Don't tell my girl....

                                                                              but i think i just got a boner

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                                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                • 51460

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by trishauptown
                                                                                lick me cross eyed!!!
                                                                                I bet that ruined a few keyboards here.



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                                                                                • Penny Flame
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                                  • 729

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  ho's never play fair wise man.

                                                                                  hahahhaha, naw, we some cheatin ass bitches!!!
                                                                                  Penny Flame
                                                                                  Former Studio Manager
                                                                                  Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                                                  • Penny Flame
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                                                    • 729

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    A light breaks o?er your lil behind sun shine
                                                                                    We still clubbin so there is yet some time
                                                                                    Clean up our mess, our juice some pussy slime
                                                                                    From V.I.P, the party went just fine
                                                                                    How sweet UpTown?s booty looks from behind

                                                                                    To taste her sweat, her mouth and pull her hair
                                                                                    Sometimes I feel my life just is not fair
                                                                                    In daylight, nightlight, I may have to tear
                                                                                    A part that cunt, no nothing will compare
                                                                                    To sweet young Trish from soft Kentucky air
                                                                                    Penny Flame
                                                                                    Former Studio Manager
                                                                                    Metro Studios still owes me money

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                                                                                    • trishauptown
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 990

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Wiseman
                                                                                      this is not even fucking fair!!
                                                                                      I got a love letter just like this from your woman too
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                                                                                      • LiveDose
                                                                                        Show Yer Tits!
                                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                                        • 25792

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Penny rocks! lol

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                                                                                        • trishauptown
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 990

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Oh!! Penny you Playa.....Fine Ass Bitch of Mine!! I cant wait til you do me from behind.
                                                                                          Pull my hair make me sweat....my pussy is getting wet!!!
                                                                                          But I know how your Ghetto Ass Works!!
                                                                                          You are going to fuck me so good til my legs twirk!!
                                                                                          Then you u will kiss my behind and tell me thanks for the good time


                                                                                          Originally posted by Penny Flame
                                                                                          A light breaks o?er your lil behind sun shine
                                                                                          We still clubbin so there is yet some time
                                                                                          Clean up our mess, our juice some pussy slime
                                                                                          From V.I.P, the party went just fine
                                                                                          How sweet UpTown?s booty looks from behind

                                                                                          To taste her sweat, her mouth and pull her hair
                                                                                          Sometimes I feel my life just is not fair
                                                                                          In daylight, nightlight, I may have to tear
                                                                                          A part that cunt, no nothing will compare
                                                                                          To sweet young Trish from soft Kentucky air
                                                                                          Now with VNA Vette Nation Army
                                                                                          http://www.vickyathome.com/stickydollars.htm
                                                                                          trisha at trishauptown.com
                                                                                          Skype Trisha Uptown
                                                                                          ICQ 135249705

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                                                                                          • Nicky
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                            • 30071

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            wtf I'm knee weak from this thread LOOL

                                                                                            gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                                                                            • MCRiv
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                                              • 343

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Do a scene with Sinn Sage or Sunny Lane. The best one you did so far was with Sarah Blake. Hot.

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                                                                                              • Shai West
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jun 2008
                                                                                                • 498

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Yeah dude, Sunny's HOT!!! And tastes like candy! Flame, Uptown and Lane all in one bed...yup, that'll do it for me! Mental image forming...juices starting to flow...hands finding zipper...gotta go...xxx
                                                                                                Still not where I should have been by now...time to take matters into my own hands...

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                                                                                                • PhillipB
                                                                                                  Just a Simple Carpenter
                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                  • 1338

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Listen you bitches, how dare you converse,
                                                                                                  That bulge in my pants, well you're just making it worse!
                                                                                                  Licking and panting and huffing and puffing,
                                                                                                  And fucking and sucking and playful hand cuffing.

                                                                                                  While you two are pushed against the Diplomat glass,
                                                                                                  With 69 posiitions and tongues in your ass.
                                                                                                  I'll be here in front of my screen,
                                                                                                  Converting tranny videos that are gross and obscene.

                                                                                                  To be a fly on the wall and witness those acts,
                                                                                                  On that Heavenly Bed with those sweating arched backs.
                                                                                                  With white sand beaches as far as you can see,
                                                                                                  While I'm jerking off to NATS, HTML, and motherfuckin' FTP.

                                                                                                  How dare you fucking tease me with this erotic rhyme,
                                                                                                  I hope you both catch clamidia, herpes and chicken pox...all at the same time.
                                                                                                  While I'm eating Jack in the Box tacos that cost 99 cents each,
                                                                                                  You'll be dining on spicy shrimp cocktails from Nikki Beach.

                                                                                                  "Should we fuck again or take another hit?"
                                                                                                  (while I'm updating my mood on MySpace and shit).
                                                                                                  I know I'm pathetic, don't remind me motherfuckers,
                                                                                                  You with your lesbian sex, me with my TIVO'd Ice Road Truckers.

                                                                                                  Penny and Trish, you can both suck an egg,
                                                                                                  The only action I'll get is my dog humping my leg.
                                                                                                  And since I won't be there to get in the mix,
                                                                                                  You hot ass bitches better post pix!

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                                                                                                  • MCRiv
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jun 2007
                                                                                                    • 343

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    It would be forming in my head too if I wasn't suped up on ambien, librium, and guiness.

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