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  • Vendzilla
    Biker Gnome
    • Mar 2004
    • 23200
    #1

    Programmer, Designer and SEO guru needed

    I'm working for a philanthropic company that is going to make a major announcement very soon. I work in a mansion in the Encino hills of Los Angeles. Below is a picture of the desk I work at. I get 3 meals a day while at work prepared by two chefs on staff. I get paid very well.

    We're looking for a Javascript Programmer, a talented web designer and a good SEO guru. If you are in need of a good job that will make you feel better about yourself that will be part of changing the world, send me a cover letter and resume to vendzilla{ at }yaho0 dot-com

    Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
    think about that
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    • SpyCam
      PoiSEO.com
      • Apr 2001
      • 1201
      #2
      Hi,
      you didn't give enough of info about the project to make professionals want to work with/for you. Who cares about your desk?
      Rookies will surely go for everything they'll find.

      Well, good luck anyways.

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        • Vendzilla
          Biker Gnome
          • Mar 2004
          • 23200
          #3
          Originally posted by SpyCam
          Hi,
          you didn't give enough of info about the project to make professionals want to work with/for you. Who cares about your desk?
          Rookies will surely go for everything they'll find.

          Well, good luck anyways.
          Do you know what Philanthropic means?
          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
          think about that

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            • Milan_Quantox
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2012
              • 1768
              #4
              Hi, is this position for inhouse staff only? We have close to 200 programmers at the moment dedicated to client's projects. I will definitely send you email and hopefully we can work together

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                • Vendzilla
                  Biker Gnome
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 23200
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Mr Z
                  Hi, is this position for inhouse staff only? We have close to 200 programmers at the moment dedicated to client's projects. I will definitely send you email and hopefully we can work together
                  It's in house, sorry
                  Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                  think about that

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                    • Zuzana Designs
                      All Your Design Needs
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 20900
                      #6
                      Good luck in your search V. If you guys need anything done remotely you know where to find me ;)

                      Website Design - Consulting - Development
                      sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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                        • Vendzilla
                          Biker Gnome
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 23200
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
                          Good luck in your search V. If you guys need anything done remotely you know where to find me ;)
                          Sarah, you will always be part of my fantasy threesome and if I needed something I could do remotely, I would go straight to you!

                          I'm helping out the hiring team because of all my connections after doing this so long. I'm in heaven here, best job ever. I'm heading down to the kitchen right now, the Chef has Breakfast ready! LOL
                          Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
                          think about that

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                            • 99bibin
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2015
                              • 30
                              #8
                              Hey,

                              I'm a designer and love to work with you. Take me to LA.

                              Or Can I work remotely?

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                                • Twoface31
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 2746
                                  #9
                                  if you are still looking for a designer... just feel free to message me anytime.....

                                  Email: <span style="color:Cyan">[email protected]</span>
                                  HentaiG4h * Lusty Life
                                  ICQ: 291-953

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                                    • celandina
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 11728
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Vendzilla
                                      Do you know what Philanthropic means?
                                      Yes, you work for free at a nice desk and maybe throw in a few "thou" to feel good.

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                                        • adultforum
                                          SEO SPECIALIST
                                          • Nov 2010
                                          • 2438
                                          #11
                                          Good luck with your search. If you need seo tips or a permanent remote seo specialist to collaborate with you, don't hesitate and skype me
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                                          [email protected]
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                                            • marcush
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 865
                                              #12
                                              Still looking? If you ever needed a webguy remotely Sir please check us out ZombieOnDesk.com. Ohh and good luck on your search! Happy Holidays everyone!

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