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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38950
    #1

    CSI: Cyber

    Anyone else watched this load of nonsense?



    Bunch of supposed experts having to explain everything to each other as if the other expert is stupid, and then solving crimes by using imaginary computer programs that dont exist and using as many 'hacker type 'buzzzwords' as possible, even when the buzzwords are sometimes totally out of context and as such dont even apply?

    Biggest piece of shit on TV... Yet I'm still watching it


    (& I'm waiting for a big reveal where the mannish lead character does turn out to actually be a man!)


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    • Va2k
      I’m still alive barley.
      • Oct 2001
      • 10060
      #2
      I tried for the first 16 min's or so. Had to turn it. It hurt my head it was so bad.

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        • EddyTheDog
          Just Doing My Own Thing
          • Jan 2011
          • 25433
          #3
          Its total shit...

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            • Pad
              elephants dont swat flies
              • Aug 2003
              • 1262
              #4
              i can't psychologically handle shit like that

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38950
                  #5


                  When I grow up, I wanna be just as talented as these fine computer experts


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                    • j3rkules
                      VIP
                      • Jul 2013
                      • 22111
                      #6
                      Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                      Its total shit...
                      I confirm it.

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                        • fitzmulti
                          I Like Depth Of Field!
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 14861
                          #7
                          Garbage!!


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                            • DODevelopment
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2014
                              • 127
                              #8
                              Confirmed.

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                                • yuu.design
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 25924
                                  #9
                                  still and fun show
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                                    • Shadexpwn
                                      Registered User
                                      • Apr 2014
                                      • 65
                                      #10
                                      Not a bad show until they released this...

                                      Would have to see more than one episode to make any subjective decisions on the quality.

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                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94741
                                          #11

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                                            • rowan
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 17393
                                              #12
                                              I managed to get through one entire episode, but I'm never watching another one.

                                              A couple of memorable moments: a mechanical hard drive (inside a tablet - wtf?) managed to survive a bomb explosion with its data intact, and they drained a tablet's battery with the starter motor from a car.

                                              Anyone half technical would have sore eyes from rolling them so often, and so hard.

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                                                • Kelli58
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 2257
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by rowan
                                                  a mechanical hard drive (inside a tablet - wtf?) managed to survive a bomb explosion with its data intact, and they drained a tablet's battery with the starter motor from a car.

                                                  Anyone half technical would have sore eyes from rolling them so often, and so hard.
                                                  Wait are you trying to claim my tablet isn't bomb proof? THE HELL YOU SAY!

                                                  But yeah seriously .... they really really really really could benefit from hiring a 12 year old as a technical expert. Because that 12 year old would have more skill and technical background than whomever they have working for them know.
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                                                    • bronco67
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 29032
                                                      #14
                                                      I hear it's so bad it's good.

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                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 38950
                                                          #15
                                                          It sets the scene right out the gate.

                                                          I was a therapist who knew nothing about my computer so I got hacked and they took all my patients details. When I went to see the FBI to get help, they decided to put me in charge of the new multi-million dollar cyber crime division
                                                          Thats the lead characters backstory. A bit like saying that my car broke down cause I didn't look after it and took it back to the dealership. While I was there they offered me the chance to run General Motors...


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