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Old 11-17-2015, 04:52 AM  
OldJeff
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Originally Posted by plaster View Post
If that was my wife... I'd do her. Certain kind of awesome nastyness up in there going on

As for shriveled up limp dick oldjeff... welp he's got no chance. He's got no wife because his dick was literally the size of a peanut and she simply said... "I can't feel shit"

happy wife... happy life. no dick... no wife... no happy life
I fixed that for you.

I have already copped to having a small dick in our other thread, as for limp, well a couple times during prostate flare ups, but they have pills for that now, and my urologist has hooked me up. (I am kind of old now)

Been married for 17 years now, but then again I posted that in another thread too. Unlike those that hide behind fake nicks I have no need to make shit up, I am me, just as I have always been.
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