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08-27-2002, 03:25 PM

Ok, we are having a tough time finding quality designers for splash pages.

We hire designers and the work in their portfolios is nothing like we receive.

We get the most unimaginative crap back. If it looks porny like every 2 bit site out there no one will be interested.

Here is an example of a pro level site:

good

Here is one that is not pro level:

not so good

Here is an example of a pro level site:

good

Here is one that is not pro level:

not so good

Can you see the distinction? If yes continue reading.

We are desperately looking for someone to do a pro level splash page. Just 1 page. We have been through two designers already,
paid them in full and not received the level of quality that was being produced in their portfolios. Paid them in full.

If you are familiar with asian sites and words such as Kogal then maybe we can get you to do two pages.

If you got what we need please post examples and email or ICQ.

That is all.

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08-27-2002, 03:32 PM

http://www.bluedesignstudios.com

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08-27-2002, 03:35 PM

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08-27-2002, 03:41 PM

how is this

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08-27-2002, 03:44 PM

www.STWOFDesign.com
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08-27-2002, 03:46 PM

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08-27-2002, 03:50 PM

You are too fucking fussy. Jesus Christ. I convert sites that are 10 times shittier than your "not so good" ones at 1:25 all fucking day long.

All your "good" sites are the same generic looking crap with the same shit you see every place else.

People want good niches they like and they don't care about fancy fucking sites. It's ALL in the niche. Got it?
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08-27-2002, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by twistyneck
You are too fucking fussy. Jesus Christ. I convert sites that are 10 times shittier than your "not so good" ones at 1:25 all fucking day long.

All your "good" sites are the same generic looking crap with the same shit you see every place else.

People want good niches they like and they don't care about fancy fucking sites. It's ALL in the niche. Got it?

Umm Thanks for the business tip.

I am not going to post the designs we got back from the designers we paid. Rest assured they were not good. And they were not as advertised.

I am trying to use some examples to illustrate skill and quality. What we would want would be different in content and design to what I had posted.

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08-27-2002, 04:06 PM

Check us out, we will do it any way you want
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08-27-2002, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by twistyneck
You are too fucking fussy. Jesus Christ. I convert sites that are 10 times shittier than your "not so good" ones at 1:25 all fucking day long.

All your "good" sites are the same generic looking crap with the same shit you see every place else.

People want good niches they like and they don't care about fancy fucking sites. It's ALL in the niche. Got it?

to some extent that is true twistyneck..but only to a point.

An 'ultraslick' site design won't sell an amateur site and an amateur design won't sell a high end site.

the site design has to be targetted to the audience.

Personally...i like the colour and feel of private.com....
good domain name too!

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08-27-2002, 04:10 PM

www.zayneecreations.com/main.html

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08-27-2002, 04:13 PM

Hey standaman I'm not sure if it's just me but I've never been able to open http://design.likewhoa.com/
I tried to check it a few times but always get "The page cannot be displayed"
www.likewhoa.com loads fine for me tho
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08-27-2002, 04:14 PM

http://www.paysitedesign.com or icq 122638232 (Hungryman)

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08-27-2002, 04:14 PM

archer,how often do you update your signature?
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08-27-2002, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
archer,how often do you update your signature?

Can't wait for the next update huh?
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08-27-2002, 04:21 PM

http://www.mavwebdesigns.com/club.html

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08-27-2002, 04:24 PM

If your looking for Pro level Designers click my sig
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08-27-2002, 04:52 PM

i see. pro-level is supposed to take 10x as long to load as non-pro level. that's a good tip!
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08-27-2002, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by SR

Can't wait for the next update huh?

haha

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08-27-2002, 05:29 PM

How is this for a design ?

http://www.livebrazilbabes.com

We can design in any style you like.

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08-27-2002, 05:35 PM

Here's some examples of what i can do...
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08-27-2002, 05:40 PM

How about these :

www.eroticpink.com
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08-27-2002, 06:19 PM

SR should be working just fine, getting people submitting info from there. lmk what dns u use.

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08-27-2002, 06:24 PM

Hi Shoplifter,

Please feel free to check out our huge online Portfolio at:

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08-27-2002, 06:42 PM

I'm amazed at how many of you guys apparently don't know your page designs are popping javascript errors when they load. I got about 10 js debug popups and I did not check all the links that were posted, not the best thing for a tour. I was going to list them all but I think it's better to just say turn that option back on in your browser and check your own links.
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08-27-2002, 07:04 PM

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08-27-2002, 09:45 PM

http://design.likewhoa.com

<a href="http://hosting.likewhoa.com/"><img border="0" src="http://www.allliquid.com/images/gif/lwh_88x31.gif" align="right" width="88" height="31"></a>
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08-27-2002, 09:48 PM

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08-27-2002, 09:49 PM

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08-27-2002, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by Tbuddha
I'm amazed at how many of you guys apparently don't know your page designs are popping javascript errors when they load. I got about 10 js debug popups and I did not check all the links that were posted, not the best thing for a tour. I was going to list them all but I think it's better to just say turn that option back on in your browser and check your own links.

Well, may I be the first to say- GFY!

Oh, and there'd have beeen a number of other people ahead of me if you'd just made it simple and started your own thread that spammed the shittake out of us from the gitgo'...

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08-28-2002, 12:35 AM

www.orchiddesigns.com - portolio pages, prices, order form, everything you could need before you decide

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08-28-2002, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by kid crackle
How about these :

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08-28-2002, 04:48 AM

Originally posted by eru

That hotmail address is very promising.

But the designs are quite good...
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08-28-2002, 05:51 AM

If you want a unique design that will look unlike anything you have seen before -- with custom hand drawing, animation, caricatures, flash animation, etc. the best artist I know is http://www.mark2000.com/

Right now he needs work -- we went to art school together and he's a personal friend so if you want to ask him questions, contact me at [email protected] and I'll send his phone #.

This guy can draw cool shit all day long and convert it to vector formats for flash or whatever -- so if you have a project where you need a custom drawings, characters, etc -- Mark will hook you up.

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08-28-2002, 08:20 AM

If you still haven't found your designer, check us out, we will cut you a sweet deal

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08-28-2002, 09:13 AM

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08-28-2002, 09:31 AM

Why don't you just hire the guys that did the sites you consider the sites you consider PRO level. Or do you wanna be cheap??

You get what you pay for.

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08-28-2002, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Supercharged
How is this for a design ?

http://www.livebrazilbabes.com

Nice design, but the content don't match with the domain name.
They aren't brazilian girls...... well, but if you can make the visitors think they are

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08-28-2002, 10:26 AM

Thanks for mentioning my services Jer!

Shoplifter, I know what you are looking for. Please take a moment to look at my site. Read our proposal, take a look at our portfolio and see what our clients have to say about our works. Hit me up on iCQ #107450119 or drop me an email (bruno at dickmansdesign dot com) and we will provide a great design solution for you.

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08-28-2002, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by fiveyes

Well, may I be the first to say- GFY!

Oh, and there'd have beeen a number of other people ahead of me if you'd just made it simple and started your own thread that spammed the shittake out of us from the gitgo'...

Is there something about letting people know their page designs have javascript errors in them that corresponds to spam? Get your head out of your ass, shaddup and just go fix your shit.

In case there is any confusion let me just make it clear I have no interest in this job, I thought I was giving some of you a heads up.

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08-28-2002, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by eru

That hotmail address is very promising.

what the hell does e-mail address have to do w/design fucklick?

anytime you think you can design a single thing better than me you let me know . . . when your done w/your coloring book anyway skippy.

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08-28-2002, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by Viper-VC

But the designs are quite good...

Thanx a bunch Viper-VC

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08-28-2002, 05:36 PM

Well, here you have some. Quite unexpensive and very fast

http://www.fdsign.com/content.html

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08-29-2002, 06:39 AM

Shoplifter!!
If u have'nt found a designer yet, there is no need 2 look any further. There isn't a single thing I can't design . . . .nothing!!
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08-29-2002, 06:43 AM

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08-29-2002, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by kid crackle
Shoplifter!!
If u have'nt found a designer yet, there is no need 2 look any further. There isn't a single thing I can't design . . . .nothing!!
I'll do you right

yo! kid crackle... great nic.....

do u have some sample urls that u could post? I'd like to take a look, please.

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08-29-2002, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by archer

yo! kid crackle... great nic.....

do u have some sample urls that u could post? I'd like to take a look, please.

Adult:
www.xxxnightscene.com
www.eroticpink.com
www.christina-leardini.com
www.xxxasianroom.com
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www.cocksthatrock.com

Nonadult:
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www.mediamanifest(under constr.)
www.wn2000.com
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and a ton of other shit that is no longer up, over 200 sites

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08-29-2002, 08:06 PM

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