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Originally Posted by Matt-ADX
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Lol he's right, the comments are classic:
"I bought this hoping to spice up our waning sex life, but unfortunately it arrived while I was attending a ladies church prayer breakfast, and tragically when I came home i discovered the horrific sight of my husband and the UPS delivery guy had both drowned inside the massive vat of lube. .
I take comfort in knowing that my dear husband must have jumped in to save the drowning UPS guy, only to be dragged under himself, and went home to Jesus as a real American hero.
Although why they were both found naked and so tightly wrapped around each other is still a mystery."