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  • CaveCreek_Russell
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2008
    • 211
    #51
    Poor guy, I hope with the help of the gfy crowd you'll be flying about in your own private jet in no time!
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      • Deej
        I make pixels work
        • Jun 2005
        • 24386
        #52
        I already bought you breakfast...

        Ive done my share

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          • tranza
            ICQ: 197-556-237
            • Jun 2003
            • 57559
            #53
            Let's do this, what's your Paypal?

            I can see you're hurt.
            I'm just a newbie.

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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992
                #54
                Steve i am transferring my leftover mileage balance rom netjets it will get you back on your feet

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                  • brand0n
                    been very busy
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 26983
                    #55
                    thought u were looking for someone to carry your bags.

                    i got just the guy to do that, and i could carry his bags.
                    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                      • woj
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 47880
                        #56
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                          • Fap
                            Just Du It
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 12094
                            #57
                            hah oh geez..

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                              • RayBonga
                                too cool for highschool
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 12164
                                #58
                                I've been saving to send my kids to college but I just can't my fellow pornographer suffer like this.

                                I'll cash in the monies tomorrow and send them your way.

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                                  • RayBonga
                                    too cool for highschool
                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 12164
                                    #59
                                    btw, I don't mind being part of the entourage

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                                      • biskoppen
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 5809
                                        #60
                                        It seems like someone is still rebilling from those sales I sent years ago...

                                        Submit my videos to make bank, tons of 5 minute videos offered right here

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                                          • allureman
                                            Registered User
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 11
                                            #61
                                            I am a bad friend!

                                            We go out one, twice a week some times. We get drunk together. I had no Idea you were hurting that bad Steve. Tell you what; when I am not using my jet or the place in Maui, the ranch in Idaho or the Chalet in Austria consider them yours! Really I mean it buddy. Until things pick up ok.

                                            I love you man!

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                                              • Marialovesporn
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2007
                                                • 579
                                                #62
                                                what can I say...........

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                                                  • CunningStunt
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2006
                                                    • 5594
                                                    #63
                                                    Fucking hell you crack me up SteveLightspeed. On top of the chickensoup, this is right up there with post of the year.

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                                                      • AVNSherri
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2007
                                                        • 129
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by allureman
                                                        We go out one, twice a week some times. We get drunk together. I had no Idea you were hurting that bad Steve. Tell you what; when I am not using my jet or the place in Maui, the ranch in Idaho or the Chalet in Austria consider them yours! Really I mean it buddy. Until things pick up ok.

                                                        I love you man!
                                                        Allureman ... everyone should be as selfless and giving as you!!!
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                                                          • gandalfuy
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                            • 4686
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by Sosa
                                                            You aren't shit until you have a private jet
                                                            I'm not back.

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                                                              • CyberHustler
                                                                Masterbaiter
                                                                • Feb 2006
                                                                • 28788
                                                                #66
                                                                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                  • NinjaSteve
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                    • 11089
                                                                    #67
                                                                    I should introduce you to some celebs. They've got what it takes and they do charity work too.
                                                                    ...

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                                                                      • fris
                                                                        I have to go potty
                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                        • 55805
                                                                        #68
                                                                        porn is a sin
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                                                                          • V_RocKs
                                                                            Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 32451
                                                                            #69
                                                                            I really should be doing some more promotion... I will try harder now that I can see the effects first hand of my handy work.

                                                                            Sorry for dropping the ball, Steve. I won't let you down ever again!

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                                                                              • HAPPYPEEKERS
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                • 7566
                                                                                #70
                                                                                hahahahahaha
                                                                                Please Read All Of My Posts In A Sarcastic Tone So You Get The Full Effect!!



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                                                                                  • JFK
                                                                                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                    • 67369
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by B O B
                                                                                    priceless
                                                                                    B O B are you with LIGHTSPEED ??? Shouldnt it be B O B - LIGHTSPEED Or LIGHTSPEED _ B O B .............You Need to get yourself Rebanded my friend

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                                                                                      • Pleasurepays
                                                                                        BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 11913
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        this thread makes me want to piss on a hooker and get kicked out of a hotel

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                                                                                          • qxm
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                                                            • 5970
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            whats the paypal/epass acc? I am touched by the sincerity of Steve and the wide response and support many board members have shown ....

                                                                                            ICQ: 266990876

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                                                                                              • tehHinjew
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Sep 2006
                                                                                                • 5755
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                can i be in your entourage? i will also except paypal so the fee's are less

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                                                                                                  • RevengeBucks_Monica
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                                                                    • 775
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Dear Steve,

                                                                                                    I felt so horribly awful for you that I had to read this post out loud to my boyfriend, and we've decided to sell everything we have so that we can paypal you the earnings. I hope that our meagre contribution might aid in your quest and perhaps provide you with the luxurious trappings which you so surely deserve.

                                                                                                    Please, no need for public thanks, but were you to send traffic to my site, I would have more money in my coiffers in order to donate it to you. *points to her head whispering the word genius*

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                                                                                                      • Semi-Retired-Dave
                                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                        • Apr 2004
                                                                                                        • 11190
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Simplify! Less is more.
                                                                                                        Support a Good Cause

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                                                                                                          • Vegas Ken
                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                                                                            • 4151
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Classic... I love it Steve!!
                                                                                                            Skype: vegas_ken

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                                                                                                              • Kudles
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                • 5477
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Wow have fun being rich
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                                                                                                                  • munki
                                                                                                                    Do Fun Shit.
                                                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                    • 13393
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    Next sales promo... top 10 sales this month get to cycle into Steve's entourage for teh next month...

                                                                                                                    “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                                                                      • MediaGuy
                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                        • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                        • 5500
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        Steve, I really feel for you. Personally I think you should be on the same level as Heff and Flynt and it's a CRIME, you hear, a shameless, pardonless friggin' CRIME that you're not. And is it your fault?

                                                                                                                        NO! Dammit you worked hard, built the network and networked the building of traffic, you made us ALL proud of what it meant to be a good, respectable tax-paying pornagrapher, goddammit!!

                                                                                                                        Just thinking it and typing those words is getting me all wound up, I keep having to correct my typing! FUCK!

                                                                                                                        I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

                                                                                                                        OK, I calmed down now.

                                                                                                                        I'll send you some money. I'll publish the voucher, receipt, or email validation to prove it. Or if it's in person, I'll HAND YOU the money you need to make us all PROUD of what we do (Julius you get the picture rights!). Damn it, we need you. We can't let you wallow in a semi-upper-tax-bracket sea while we struggle in the trenches without it hurting us all.

                                                                                                                        Help me and us ALL get out of our basic affiliate quagmire. Take the money, please!!

                                                                                                                        Let our company, www.2much.net, SHINE by being the willing recipient of our donation to your rise to the upper echelons!

                                                                                                                        Please, mention us to the Bilderberg Group when you get there. Remember us little (and medium) people as I know you will.

                                                                                                                        Blessings, and wishes of inordinate fortune, as do we all, today, in faith of you,

                                                                                                                        Greg, Mediaguy, GM, 2much.net

                                                                                                                        :D

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                                                                                                                          • SBJ
                                                                                                                            So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                            • 11377
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by kristin
                                                                                                                            I always knew you were a swallower.

                                                                                                                            oops your secret is out

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                                                                                                                              • C H R I S
                                                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                • 10842
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Thread of the Year
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                                                                                                                                BH4L

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                                                                                                                                  • bloggingseo
                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                    • May 2007
                                                                                                                                    • 1793
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    I knew this was a joke before I opened it. Nice that you're not cocky or anything, humble to the core!

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                                                                                                                                      • 2MuchMark
                                                                                                                                        Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                        • 51027
                                                                                                                                        #84


                                                                                                                                        This butt is hypnotic.



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                                                                                                                                          • NETbilling
                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                            • 8598
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                            Please Help.

                                                                                                                                            I?ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I?m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

                                                                                                                                            Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

                                                                                                                                            My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

                                                                                                                                            But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That?s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I?ve always truly wanted.

                                                                                                                                            I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, ?Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?? Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

                                                                                                                                            Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

                                                                                                                                            Steve Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                            I will be glad to help. Send more biz to NETbilling and you will save $$$ which will help you buy your yacht, period!

                                                                                                                                            :-)


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                                                                                                                                              • Major (Tom)
                                                                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                • 32492
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                classic

                                                                                                                                                DUke

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                                                                                                                                                  • MediaGuy
                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                                    • 5500
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by MarkPrince


                                                                                                                                                    This butt is hypnotic.



                                                                                                                                                    Gayboy. That's a guy.

                                                                                                                                                    :D

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                                                                                                                                                      • Fucksakes
                                                                                                                                                        Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                        • 7567
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        I've been saving all my money to buy jordan from ya, soon you will have your jet.

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                                                                                                                                                          • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                                            • 3143
                                                                                                                                                            #89
                                                                                                                                                            I'm sure you could find someone to blow SteveLightspeed...

                                                                                                                                                            again... if you need a job...

                                                                                                                                                            sig too big

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                                                                                                                                                              • Shey
                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                • 1654
                                                                                                                                                                #90
                                                                                                                                                                Steve,

                                                                                                                                                                I don't have much but I can send you some Burgos girls your way. They are pretty cheap so about a dozen should do? Best of luck...
                                                                                                                                                                Regards,
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Oliver Klozov
                                                                                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                    • 629
                                                                                                                                                                    #91
                                                                                                                                                                    You said you're going to swallow what?
                                                                                                                                                                    Babe-Bucks.com


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                                                                                                                                                                      • dgraves
                                                                                                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                                        • 2283
                                                                                                                                                                        #92
                                                                                                                                                                        hey steve, i just put a fart in the mail for ya...use it sparingly!
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                                                                                                                                                                          • jscott
                                                                                                                                                                            jscizzle
                                                                                                                                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                            • 25452
                                                                                                                                                                            #93
                                                                                                                                                                            hahahahahha fucking hilarious!!!! LOL
                                                                                                                                                                            If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.
                                                                                                                                                                            - Jordan B. Peterson
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                                                                                                                                                                              • VicD
                                                                                                                                                                                ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                                                                                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                • 13245
                                                                                                                                                                                #94
                                                                                                                                                                                Oh man you're breaking my heart, gonna send traffic instantly

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                                                                                                                                                                                  • xxxjay
                                                                                                                                                                                    Tube groupie.
                                                                                                                                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                    • 13482
                                                                                                                                                                                    #95
                                                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                    Please Help.

                                                                                                                                                                                    I?ve never asked for help before. I always thought I could make it on my own. But I?m going to swallow my pride and ask my friends for help, just this once. But first, you need to understand why.

                                                                                                                                                                                    Lightspeed has grown beyond my control. I used to be able to handle the operations, photography, updates, and marketing all by myself. But as it grew, we employed 10 full time people.

                                                                                                                                                                                    My lifestyle also began to change. I bought a huge mansion and hired a cook, a maid, and a groundskeeper. I hired a nanny for my children and sent them to the finest schools. I bought an Aston Martin, a Ferrari, and a Lamborghini. I started traveling regularly to places I had always wanted to visit like Amsterdam, Jamaica, Las Vegas, Curacao, Miami, and Tokyo. I always stayed at the nicest resorts and ate at the finest restaurants. I started dating supermodels. I began to pamper myself in every possible way. Nothing seemed out of reach to me.

                                                                                                                                                                                    But then I met even richer people, who had jets and yachts and traveled with an entourage. I realized that to reach that level, I was going to need help. That?s where you come in. If you could just see fit to send more business my way, I would be able to live the lifestyle I?ve always truly wanted.

                                                                                                                                                                                    I know what you are thinking. You are thinking, ?Damn, this guy is really hurting. How can I help?? Well, you can send more traffic to one of our Lightspeedcash sites, buy ads on Solo Girl Board, or you can simply send cash to my paypal account. You see, every little bit will help.

                                                                                                                                                                                    Thanks for your concern, it is very much appreciated.

                                                                                                                                                                                    Steve Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                    I got your personal jet on the way bro! Try to tough it out!
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • mona
                                                                                                                                                                                        Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 1940
                                                                                                                                                                                        #96
                                                                                                                                                                                        It's like that South Park episode where they take them to Britney Spears house, along with other celebs, and say, "Because you downloaded music illegaly, Britney must settle for last year's jet instead of the new one."

                                                                                                                                                                                        Reminds me, the Wheel of Fortune South Park...If you haven't seen this one, it's SO funny

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • nation-x
                                                                                                                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                            • 5370
                                                                                                                                                                                            #97
                                                                                                                                                                                            maybe you should start a hedge fund... lots of super rich guys being made there.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              • SCOOTER
                                                                                                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                • 4010
                                                                                                                                                                                                #98
                                                                                                                                                                                                Bump for a Jet !!
                                                                                                                                                                                                Scooter
                                                                                                                                                                                                [email protected]

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Peaches
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Old broad
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                    • 13933
                                                                                                                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Steve, I have found the only way to truly be happy is to own a pug.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    I'm sending you all 4 of mine.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can thank me later ;)

                                                                                                                                                                                                    P.S. - I will include the correct diaper size for the incontinent one so you don't have to try the other 20 sizes for the right fit. Again, you can thank me later. I'm here to help.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Pete-KT
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Workin With The Devil
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 51532
                                                                                                                                                                                                        #100
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Bump for Steve's Jet

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