Old Man Wanted To Have Sex With Me Today!

**MetaMan** · 06-23-2008, 11:06 AM

**CaptainHowdy** · 06-23-2008, 11:08 AM

Rofl !

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 06-23-2008, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Dont tell me it was you?

**Vick!** · 06-23-2008, 11:09 AM

do you look like this guy?

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 06-23-2008, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by Vick!

do you look like this guy?

He looks like the tranny i did somehow...

**Spunky** · 06-23-2008, 03:56 PM

So how much did you charge him?

**ryansanfran** · 06-23-2008, 03:59 PM

lmao and your reply was?

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 06-23-2008, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

So how much did you charge him?

Nah at the end it was just a freebie behind the corner..

**wdsguy** · 06-23-2008, 04:12 PM

did he give it to ya in the pooper?

**Eriic** · 06-23-2008, 04:23 PM

So you like Fucking Old Guys, well maybe if you like them really, really old as in olde,,, perhaps Baddog will give you a ride on his Harley, I think that's what he calls it?

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 06-24-2008, 02:54 AM

Originally posted by wdsguy

did he give it to ya in the pooper?

No he got a crush on another hot looking stud!

**Mefo** · 06-24-2008, 03:30 AM

was it this guy?

**Antonio** · 06-24-2008, 06:25 AM

I just wanted to squueze your butt, was that too much to ask???

**halfpint** · 06-24-2008, 06:28 AM

That bought tears to my eyes from laughing so much

btw are you gay or do you have that gay look/walk ?

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 06-24-2008, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by halfpint

btw are you gay or do you have that gay look/walk ?

I´am just a hot master piece of man meat!

**Robinred** · 06-24-2008, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I´am just a hot master piece of man meat!

hahahhaha

**Penny Flame** · 06-24-2008, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I´am just a hot master piece of man meat!

I'll treat you like a hot master piece of man meat any day assterdam.

I WANNA PLAY IN THE REDLIGHT WITH YOU!!!!!!

(and not in the same way your old man fagsalot did)

**TubeTitans_SusieQ** · 06-24-2008, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Nah at the end it was just a freebie behind the corner..

lmao omg thats awful

what kind of look do you have to make them think you ARE gay??

**Basic_man** · 06-24-2008, 08:49 AM

Sucks to be you..!

**Mike Dutch** · 06-24-2008, 09:53 AM

so what were you doing in the rld?

**Marky333** · 06-24-2008, 10:48 AM

ROFL ... so did you kick his ass? or maybe you liked the question...?

I'd deffinately kick his ass ... !!!

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 06-24-2008, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

I´am just a hot master piece of man meat!

Call Jock Thunderbird at 702 334 542

**Kudles** · 06-24-2008, 11:50 AM

You should try it! Haha

**tranza** · 06-24-2008, 12:00 PM

He likes a bear!!

**Angel Martin** · 07-23-2008, 05:12 PM

hahah funny shit!

**Sosa** · 07-23-2008, 05:21 PM

You enjoyed him

**Veronica** · 07-23-2008, 06:59 PM

I went to a gay bar in the Red Light District and they wouldn't let me in because I wasn't born with a penis... I was upset until I found out I could return the next day, when they were holding the after party for Wasteland... of course, when I was actually allowed to go, I didn't want to...

I was outside of the zoo in Berlin - they have a wonderful park around the zoo - and a man that didn't speak any English insisted that I fuck him for 100 euro. I could not for the life of me get him to go away. He kept saying "Ficke ficke" (or something that sounded like that). He followed me for a long time while I repeated "nein, nein"... finally I grabbed a stick and beat him with it until he wandered off...

Some people...

**donkevlar** · 07-23-2008, 07:53 PM

Am I the only one that thought this was a want ad?

**Kudles** · 07-23-2008, 09:05 PM

Thats funny you should of said yes

**Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life** · 07-23-2008, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by donkevlar

Am I the only one that thought this was a want ad?

no

i came to make the same comment. sounds suspiciously like a wanted ad, haha...

**XoXo Cash** · 07-23-2008, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Call Jock Thunderbird at 702 334 542

gross gross gross!!

**Orgazilla** · 07-23-2008, 09:37 PM

lol...that is disturbing..

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 07-24-2008, 03:49 AM

Originally posted by Veronica

I was outside of the zoo in Berlin - they have a wonderful park around the zoo - and a man that didn't speak any English insisted that I fuck him for 100 euro. I could not for the life of me get him to go away. He kept saying "Ficke ficke" (or something that sounded like that). He followed me for a long time while I repeated "nein, nein"... finally I grabbed a stick and beat him with it until he wandered off...

Some people...

LOL I know that place, I bet the dude looked like one of my Venus Berlin impressions lookalike

**qxm** · 07-24-2008, 04:00 AM

Kongratz! lol

**just a punk** · 07-24-2008, 04:08 AM

Congrats to the winner!

**Sam Granger** · 07-24-2008, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Was walking in the red light district and there was some old bum walking behind me, yelling "are you gay?????"

Dude.... You've been in Amsterdam for so long and this is he first time? I believe that happened to me on visit #1!!

Will be in AMS on Sat. I think, helping a friend move. Fancy meeting up for a drink or a smoke?

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 07-24-2008, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by Sam Granger

Dude.... You've been in Amsterdam for so long and this is he first time? I believe that happened to me on visit #1!!

Will be in AMS on Sat. I think, helping a friend move. Fancy meeting up for a drink or a smoke?

Iam probably not in AMS this weekend, but incase iam to lazy to move my ass out of the bed, ill stay here. I´ll send you my new cellphone number in a sec.
By the way, the greenhouse in harlemstraat became my new office lol

**Sam Granger** · 07-24-2008, 04:23 AM

Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Iam probably not in AMS this weekend, but incase iam to lazy to move my ass out of the bed, ill stay here. I´ll send you my new cellphone number in a sec.
By the way, the greenhouse in harlemstraat became my new office lol

Haha, you liked it yes? I love the fishtank floor and the weed aint bad either eh

Lucky bastard, makes me want to move to AMS. Still going to be stuck in Eindhoven for the next 3 years.

**Jens Van Assterdam** · 07-24-2008, 04:36 AM

Yeah its great, but we should go to the Dampkring (http://www.dedampkring.nl/ ) next time. The weed is superb!

**Cyndalie** · 07-24-2008, 05:12 AM

Hey, you dont know until you ask.

**Sam Granger** · 07-24-2008, 05:16 AM

De dampkring, looks good! Got your text btw, everything here going well. Does the dampkring also have wifi?

**CarlosTheGaucho** · 07-24-2008, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

Hey, you dont know until you ask.

I'd be not surprised if there was no asking part in some cases

Old Man Wanted To Have Sex With Me Today!

Old Man Wanted To Have Sex With Me Today!

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