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  • Easton
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 9825

    #1

    Actual e-mail from a member!

    Just woke up to this in my inbox this morning... he is referring to SWIRLIE GIRLS


    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Christoph Minjalev
    To: Royal Vault Webmaster
    Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 3:33 AM
    Subject: Swirliegirls


    Dear Madam or Sir,

    I am very exited about your webpage SWIRLIEGIRLS. The best site I have ever seen, because I like toilets and grils. The combination of a naked girl and a toilet is great. To flush the head in a toilet is the best I have ever seen.

    I am a professional artist based in Germany and I am specialized on ceramic and pottery. My newest working field is on-demand art work. I am so inspired of your Toilet Girls that I have decided to offer you a Toilet-on-demand. For example:

    1) with x-tra large bowl to drop the butt into it,

    2) with extra deep bowl to dive the whole head under water,

    3) with an opening in the front to put the neck on, if you want to have the head into the bowl when someone is sitting on the toilet,

    4) with special flush for extra long diving experience in the toilet bowl.

    I yust need the connection data for american toilets.

    The price: for free. I offer you the toilet on demand just for free to use it in your motion pictures.

    That you very much for your interest,
    best regards,

    Christoph Minjalev
    -Artist-

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  • pornguy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Mar 2003
    • 62910

    #2
    Hrmmmm... That could actually be an interesting gift.
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    • MaDalton
      I am Amazing Content!
      • Feb 2004
      • 39861

      #3
      oh lord, my fellow germans never cease to amaze me - lol
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      • Cyndalie
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2002
        • 3615

        #4
        Hahahaha, WOW! How can you say now to an offier like that?
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        • Karupted Charles
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 1662

          #5
          hahahaha you don't get emails like that often I bet.

          Maybe you should set up a cross sale to them for other fans of your site.
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          • MaDalton
            I am Amazing Content!
            • Feb 2004
            • 39861

            #6
            btw - the transportation alone will be probably $500 or more - lol

            but i say go for it
            AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003
            Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites
            Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you!
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            • Juicy D. Links
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              lolololol

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              • ro8in
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2006
                • 1542

                #8
                fucking eh.. Get one for sure ..
                ------
                Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick

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                • Marie
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 3024

                  #9
                  Please tell me you're going to take that offer. Can't wait to see what that looks like!
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                  • czarina
                    Webmaster Extraordinaire
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 10751

                    #10
                    get it and post pictures!

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                    • CuriousToyBoy
                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 16787

                      #11
                      That is fucking gold.

                      ;-)
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                      • webboy21
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 573

                        #12
                        thats so cool...haha
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                        • Dirty F
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 59204

                          #13
                          Easton, ask Ice to get rid of the guys name. Thats really not a nice thing to do.

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                          • HorseShit
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 17513

                            #14
                            this guy has issues

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                            • Headless
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 26727

                              #15
                              hahahahaha that fucking rocks

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                              • ro8in
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1542

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dirty F
                                Easton, ask Ice to get rid of the guys name. Thats really not a nice thing to do.

                                Ah yes so far for members their privacy at your sites
                                ------
                                Offcourse its a dude posting here. Probably a fut ugly one too. Fuck still people falling for this 100 year old trick

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                                • qxm
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 5970

                                  #17
                                  well.. the german guy is inspired... lol .. give it a try

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                                  • Adam_OC3
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 320

                                    #18
                                    That's great who would've thought a custom porn toilet
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                                    • Barefootsies
                                      Choice is an Illusion
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 42635

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                      oh lord, my fellow germans never cease to amaze me - lol
                                      True dat.

                                      I've received some weird shit in e-mails from them as well.
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                                      • nekrom
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 921

                                        #20
                                        German surfers gotta love them. If it's not pissing or toilets it's Extreme or Bdsm.

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                                        • Shaft_1971
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 1711

                                          #21
                                          Hope you get it in time for the launch of SWIRLIEGIRLS2

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                                          • Tjeezers
                                            Webmaster
                                            • Mar 2007
                                            • 16604

                                            #22
                                            Wow

                                            Germans are weird people.

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                                            • DaddyHalbucks
                                              A freakin' legend!
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 18975

                                              #23
                                              Fetish is huge in Germany.
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                                              • Tjeezers
                                                Webmaster
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 16604

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                Easton, ask Ice to get rid of the guys name. Thats really not a nice thing to do.
                                                Comes from the Dutchmen with Adolf in his signature.

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                                                • carol.prime
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                  • 6960

                                                  #25
                                                  what an awesome offer accept it and update us.
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                                                  • Holly
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 10017

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Sex2Have
                                                    Wow

                                                    Germans are weird people.
                                                    I would have guessed he was Japanese.
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                                                    • u-Bob
                                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 33063

                                                      #27
                                                      lol, fucking great

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                                                      • DaLord
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 3318

                                                        #28
                                                        What part of your brain said "it's perfectly okay to post the member's personal info on a board"?


                                                        Mike

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                                                        • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2007
                                                          • 3884

                                                          #29
                                                          ha ha ha thats great





                                                          ICQ: 370399852

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                                                          • Easton
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 9825

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DaLord
                                                            What part of your brain said "it's perfectly okay to post the member's personal info on a board"?


                                                            Mike
                                                            what makes you think that was actually his real name? i changed it specifically for this post!

                                                            and where is his personal info?
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                                                            • O MARINA
                                                              I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 13794

                                                              #31
                                                              wtf.... ?

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                                                              • Scott McD
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 67792

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Easton
                                                                3) with an opening in the front to put the neck on, if you want to have the head into the bowl when someone is sitting on the toilet
                                                                Now this i gotta see !!


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                                                                • 96ukssob
                                                                  So Fucking Banananananas
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 12991

                                                                  #33
                                                                  thats is awesome. i would definitely take him up on an offer for that
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                                                                  • Mike Dutch
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                    • 5607

                                                                    #34
                                                                    lolll and............ those people are our neighbours

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                                                                    • Pornopat
                                                                      AdultTubeSubmits.com
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 10598

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                      btw - the transportation alone will be probably $500 or more - lol

                                                                      but i say go for it
                                                                      You can pick it up and take it as luggage to Miami?
                                                                      Would be funny at costums...
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                                                                      • Easton
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 9825

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Mike Dutch
                                                                        lolll and............ those people are our neighbours
                                                                        ps: Mike, did you get all the files for the tube clip data? i believe there were 11 sites in all
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                                                                        • Phil
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                          • 7659

                                                                          #37
                                                                          call police
                                                                          Ask Phil

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                                                                          • tony299
                                                                            lurker
                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                            • 57021

                                                                            #38
                                                                            boy he has too much free time on his hands lol

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                                                                            • Mike Dutch
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                              • 5607

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Easton
                                                                              ps: Mike, did you get all the files for the tube clip data? i believe there were 11 sites in all
                                                                              Got them thanks ;) Mailed you back righ away

                                                                              We be in touch !

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                                                                              • MaDalton
                                                                                I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                • 39861

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Pornopat
                                                                                You can pick it up and take it as luggage to Miami?
                                                                                Would be funny at costums...
                                                                                yeah, cool, travelling with a 30 kg porcelain toilet...

                                                                                "sorry, ma'm, the plane toilets are always so disgusting that i brought my own"
                                                                                AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003
                                                                                Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites
                                                                                Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you!
                                                                                Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

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                                                                                • Manowar
                                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 71528

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  hahah thats awesome

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                                                                                  • klaze
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • May 2008
                                                                                    • 2167

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                                    Easton, ask Ice to get rid of the guys name. Thats really not a nice thing to do.
                                                                                    "Hey Google my name lets see what comes up!!"

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                                                                                    • Violetta
                                                                                      Affiliate
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 28735

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      haha... PLEASE accept! Id love to see the result!
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                                                                                      • gotekix
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                                                        • 243

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        That is hilarious. You don't even want to know some of the bizarre e-mails I've received from some members before....

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                                                                                        • xmas13
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 5176

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                                                          • sniperwolf
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                                            • 17743

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            ROFL! Classic!

                                                                                            Go get one and don't forget to share the photos! lol
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                                                                                            • jmk
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                              • 5391

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Hahahhahah good one

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                                                                                              • _Richard_
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • Oct 2006
                                                                                                • 30989

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                you have to take the toliet.. he'd be crushed otherwise..

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                                                                                                • SykkBoy2
                                                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                  • 19969

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  You should ask him to give the toilet a special trapdoor so you can get a bowl's eye view of the action

                                                                                                  ;-)
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                                                                                                  • mona
                                                                                                    Registered User
                                                                                                    • Feb 2008
                                                                                                    • 1940

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    That would make running any site worth it! I don't get it though...He makes toilets?!? lol

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