MY asshole is really tight, is their creams or something i can use to loosen it?

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    MY asshole is really tight, is their creams or something i can use to loosen it?



    my asshole is really tight, tight to the point when i sit down it hurts, or when i bend over it feels like it is stretching.

    is there some kind of cream or something i can use to loosen it up?
  • SBJ
    So Fucking Fabulous
    • Apr 2003
    • 11377

    #2
    this thread is just what the title says.. why did i click this link?

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    • Jens Van Assterdam
      The Dupre Pimp
      • Feb 2008
      • 6677

      #3
      Stop putting up things in it might help?
      Read TOS for signature rules

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      • MetaMan
        I AM WEB 2.0
        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #4
        Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
        Stop putting up things in it might help?
        how do you know this info?

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        • Jens Van Assterdam
          The Dupre Pimp
          • Feb 2008
          • 6677

          #5
          I was busy with one of your top ten girls while you were playing with the boys.. was just a wild guess.
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          • Jens Van Assterdam
            The Dupre Pimp
            • Feb 2008
            • 6677

            #6
            Get some proper ass advice over here: http://www.poopreport.com/
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            • Eriic
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2008
              • 2995

              #7
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              • Vick!
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                • Nov 2005
                • 6882

                #8
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                • tranza
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  Weird thread...hahaha
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                  • Nicky
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 30071

                    #10
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                    • carol.prime
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                      • Jul 2006
                      • 6960

                      #11
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                      • ADL Colin
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                        • Feb 2001
                        • 11929

                        #12


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                        • Holly
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 10017

                          #13
                          If by "cream" you mean "Mandingo cock", then yes, it can be loosened.
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                          • Got Porn?
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                            • Nov 2005
                            • 1264

                            #14
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                            • klaze
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • May 2008
                              • 2167

                              #15
                              MetaMan thinks he's smart because having a tight ashole would be a good thing

                              Too bad it just means he's anal and likely backed up full of shit ;) ;)

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