why does america not incorporate the bidet or at least the hose?

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  • BJ
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 5590

    #1

    why does america not incorporate the bidet or at least the hose?

    you get a super clean asshole, there are no complaints, and everyone wins
  • BJ
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 5590

    #2
    the hose I refer to is the one that looks like it belongs on your kitchen sink, but thrusts such amazing force up your ass that any toilet paper subjected to it seems untampered with haha

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    • Jim_Gunn
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 5702

      #3
      I use the moist baby wipe style flushable wipes that they sell in the supermarket as t.p.. Dry paper is simply not suitable for the job!

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      • Antonio
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2001
        • 14136

        #4
        hm, I always take a shower afterwards, I don't need bidet let alone a hose

        I find it way more weird that in many countries houses and flats have bathtubs but not showers.

        Hey, I'm filthy, I'll take a bath, splash spalsh, ok now the water's flithy too, splash spalsh, ok now I'm totally clean...

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        • Peaches
          Old broad
          • Oct 2002
          • 13933

          #5
          Baby wipes are cheaper than redoing your bathroom

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          • The Ghost
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            • Oct 2004
            • 12188

            #6
            You're absolutely right, every bathroom should have an ass sprayer. Have clean assholes would raise the happiness inedex in America by at least 4%
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            • IllTestYourGirls
              Ah My Balls
              • Feb 2007
              • 14311

              #7
              because the tree huggers would bitch that we are wasting water

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              • Ayla_SquareTurtle
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2005
                • 3550

                #8
                I've always assumed it had to do with American men being terrified at the very thought of letting something that close to their asshole.
                gone. long gone.

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                • Holly
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 10017

                  #9
                  I guess we figure we're able to wipe our asses.


                  My grandmother has bidets in all her bathrooms. They mainly ended up being toys, though.
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                  • Peaches
                    Old broad
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 13933

                    #10
                    I remember the joy of my little brother at 11 the first time we went to London "Cool! There's a water fountain in the bathroom!".

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                    • marketsmart
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                      • Dec 2004
                      • 20419

                      #11
                      i remember the time i pee'd in your vagina...

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133978

                        #12
                        If it works for those crazy japanese.save the the planet.I would miss the comfort of the Charmin

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                        • GrouchyAdmin
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                          • Apr 2006
                          • 12085

                          #13
                          I miss my bidet. It did a much better job cleaning, and I didn't have to 'chase after dinner'

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                          • SirMoby
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 583

                            #14
                            The toilet paper lobby in Washington, DC is huge and supported by organized crime. In fact, we may never hear from you again.

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                            • slavdogg
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 3570

                              #15
                              bidets make for good ashtrays
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                              • kmanrox
                                aka K-Man
                                • Oct 2001
                                • 29295

                                #16
                                very good point... i dont think i've ever smelled a funky asshole on a girl or tranny for that matter in asia because of this... then i got to thinkin about the numerous times i've went to toss a chicks salad in the US only to find a little funk... not cool... now, i think its downright disgusting of americans and wherever doesnt have spray water for their asses... when i go to amsterdam from thailand... it disgusts me there's no ass-water..

                                if you dont have a bidet or something to spray your ass, you're just nasty.
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                                • BJ
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 5590

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by kmanrox

                                  if you dont have a bidet or something to spray your ass, you're just nasty.
                                  haha and no worries about stinking up anything, seat cushions, etc.

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                                  • Kard63
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 8944

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by The Ghost
                                    clean assholes would raise the happiness inedex in America by at least 4%
                                    lolololololol

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                                    • Manowar
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                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 71528

                                      #19
                                      at least 4%?

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                                      • F-U-Jimmy
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                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 6853

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                        I use the moist baby wipe style flushable wipes that they sell in the supermarket as t.p.. Dry paper is simply not suitable for the job!
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                                        • J. Falcon
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                                          • May 2006
                                          • 31587

                                          #21
                                          cuz their shit dont stink
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                                          • J. Falcon
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                                            • May 2006
                                            • 31587

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BJ
                                            you get a super clean asshole, there are no complaints, and everyone wins



                                            This post really made me LOL
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                                            • mikesouth
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                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 6340

                                              #23
                                              if clean shitholes and bidets are the way to go how come the french smell like ass.
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                                              • klaze
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 2167

                                                #24
                                                American homes do have bidets...

                                                It's not a standard thing but is common in luxury homes..

                                                In japan the bidet is built into the toilette that is key.

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                                                • Socks
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 8475

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mikesouth
                                                  if clean shitholes and bidets are the way to go how come the french smell like ass.
                                                  Because they only use the bidet on their ass.

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                                                  • The Heron
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 4496

                                                    #26
                                                    All I know is I HATE going into bathrooms with those sprayers and seeing water all over the fucking toilet seat, that doesn't look very hygenic either!!

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                                                    • tranza
                                                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 57559

                                                      #27
                                                      Nice point...
                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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