Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Lets say I come to your house and take a shit on your doorstep. Then I ring the bell, and instead of running away, I stand there looking proudly at my shit as you answer the door.

Are you going to either...

1) Have an engaging conversation with me, while I make every excuse under the sun for voiding my bowels on your step and try to convince you that I've actually done you some kinda favour...

or...

2) Tell me to get the fuck off your property and don't ever come back!

Well, its pretty much the same thing