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  • cem
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 415
    #1

    Porn parody names

    Can you guys help me come up with funny "porn" parody names for the following celebrities:

    Selena Gomez
    Olivia Munn
    Carrie Underwood
    Emilia Clarke
    Kate Upton
    Miranda Kerr
    Scarlett Johansson
    Jennifer Lawrence
    Jessica Alba
    Mila Kunis
    Pamela Anderson
    Monica Belucci
    Lindsay Lohan
    Adrian Lima
    Megan Fox
    Emily Ratajkowski
    Kim Kardashian

    I need it for a new project. Maybe someone here is more creative than I am:

    Megan "Loves" Cox
    Adriana Lickma-Pussy
    Lindsay Blowin
    Kim Assfartian
    Kate Sucksaton
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    • RazorSharpe
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 2238
      #2
      Originally posted by cem
      Can you guys help me come up with funny "porn" parody names for the following celebrities:

      Selena Gomez

      I need it for a new project. Maybe someone here is more creative than I am:

      Megan "Loves" Cox
      Adriana Lickma-Pussy
      Lindsay Blowin
      Kim Assfartian
      Kate Sucksaton
      Selena Gummiez - Has to be an old porn star with false teeth though
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        • yuu.design
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          • Mar 2006
          • 25308
          #3
          Selena Gomez = SEMENa Gomez
          Kate Upton = Kate Fuckton
          Scarlett Johansson = Scarlet Fuckansson
          Mila Kunis = Mila Kunnilingus
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            • EddyTheDog
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              • Jan 2011
              • 25433
              #4
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                • pornguy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 62910
                  #5
                  Selena Gomez= Selena GoesMex Have her fuck a bunch of Mexican guys. This will be huge if marketed right.

                  Carrie Underwood= Carrie Underhood Should be self explanatory.

                  Kim Kardashian= Kim Cocktrashian. Can go anyway you want.
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                    • j3rkules
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                      • Jul 2013
                      • 22101
                      #6
                      Pamela Fuckerson

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                        • vegasbobby
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 402
                          #7
                          Easy One

                          Selena Goomez
                          Olivia Cume
                          Carrie GivMewood
                          Kate Upcock

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                            • stopitbrrruce
                              AdultEmpireCash
                              • Oct 2013
                              • 351
                              #8
                              Olivia Munnch
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                                • EddyTheDog
                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                  • Jan 2011
                                  • 25433
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by stopitbrrruce
                                  Olivia Munnch
                                  Fuck you - That's the only one I could come up with as well...

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                                    • DAMNMAN
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 1440
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by cem
                                      Can you guys help me come up with funny "porn" parody names for the following celebrities:

                                      Selena Gomez
                                      Olivia Munn
                                      Carrie Underwood
                                      Emilia Clarke
                                      Kate Upton
                                      Miranda Kerr
                                      Scarlett Johansson
                                      Jennifer Lawrence
                                      Jessica Alba
                                      Mila Kunis
                                      Pamela Anderson
                                      Monica Belucci
                                      Lindsay Lohan
                                      Adrian Lima
                                      Megan Fox
                                      Emily Ratajkowski
                                      Kim Kardashian

                                      I need it for a new project. Maybe someone here is more creative than I am:

                                      Megan "Loves" Cox
                                      Adriana Lickma-Pussy
                                      Lindsay Blowin
                                      Kim Assfartian
                                      Kate Sucksaton
                                      Selena Gomez - Selina Gonadz
                                      Olivia Munn - Olivia Munch
                                      Carrie Underwood - Carrie Wonderwood
                                      Emilia Clarke
                                      Kate Upton - Kate Fapton
                                      Miranda Kerr
                                      Scarlett Johansson - Scarlett Jackoffsum
                                      Jennifer Lawrence - Jennifer Lowrent
                                      Jessica Alba - Jessica Anal
                                      Mila Kunis - Mila Kuntis
                                      Pamela Anderson
                                      Monica Belucci
                                      Lindsay Lohan - Lindsay Slowhand
                                      Adrian Lima
                                      Megan Fox - Megan Fux
                                      Emily Ratajkowski
                                      Kim Kardashian


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                                        • cem
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 415
                                          #11
                                          You guys are awesome, keep them coming

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                                            • stopitbrrruce
                                              AdultEmpireCash
                                              • Oct 2013
                                              • 351
                                              #12
                                              Monica Belcoochie
                                              Ryan Wayne
                                              Director of Affiliate Business
                                              AdultEmpireCash.com

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                                                • Strap On Princess
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                                                  • Aug 2010
                                                  • 210
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by pornguy
                                                  Selena Gomez= Selena GoesMex Have her fuck a bunch of Mexican guys. This will be huge if marketed right.

                                                  Carrie Underwood= Carrie Underhood Should be self explanatory.

                                                  Kim Kardashian= Kim Cocktrashian. Can go anyway you want.
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