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  • Voodoo
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    • Sep 2002
    • 10600

    #1

    So... I have this thing on my dick... The doc said...

    So, I went to the doc yesterday, because I have this thing on my dick.... Here's a pic:


    He called it a "MetaMan".

    Anyone know a cure for it?

    Thanks in advance.

    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
  • Imortyl Pussycat
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    • Apr 2006
    • 5449

    #2
    i want to throw up and then punch you in the face right now
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    • rhon23
      Rebel Girl
      • Jun 2003
      • 3275

      #3
      don't they make a cream for that?

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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94102

        #4
        I used to have one of those...

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        • Some Guy
          Affordable Content!
          • Dec 2001
          • 1750

          #5
          Well, well. Aren't I just glad I clicked this thread.

          Ugh.

          Feeling... sick... now...

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            I think amputation is the only cure

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            • BusterBunny
              perverted justice decoy
              • Aug 2005
              • 19291

              #7
              kill it with fire

              Originally posted by Spunky
              I think amputation is the only cure
              it can be saved

              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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              • tranza
                ICQ: 197-556-237
                • Jun 2003
                • 57559

                #8
                Why did I even open this thread???
                I'm just a newbie.

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                • Voodoo
                  ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 10600

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                  I used to have one of those...
                  What was the remedy?

                  "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                  • mikeyddddd
                    Viva la vulva!
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 16557

                    #10


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                    • directfiesta
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 30169

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Spunky
                      I think amputation is the only cure
                      I second that.
                      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                      • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                        • Jan 2004
                        • 16502

                        #12
                        is it bad that i was whacking off when opening this and blew my load when i saw the pic?

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                        • tony299
                          lurker
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 57021

                          #13
                          im going to be sick lol

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                          • SexualDragon
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                            • Aug 2006
                            • 3038

                            #14
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                            • the content guy
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                              • Dec 2007
                              • 694

                              #15
                              You my friend have contracted "Zachary Disease". Your penis looks zachary like your face.
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                              • halfpint
                                GFY's Halfpint
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 15223

                                #16
                                The guys a nudist and droped mince meat on his dick now he wants the docter to lick it off..gay intentions

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                                • Violetta
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                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 28735

                                  #17
                                  haha... that sucks!
                                  M&A Queen

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