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  • Offshore Provider
    Registered User
    • May 2008
    • 17

    #1

    What are you looking for in a Bank?

    What are you looking for when opening a new bank account in a bank? What is important? (this is not for personal accounts)
  • Jens Van Assterdam
    The Dupre Pimp
    • Feb 2008
    • 6677

    #2
    Good advice on how to fraud taxes right
    100% anon transactions
    But thats just for the start..
    Read TOS for signature rules

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    • OG LennyT
      Wall Street Pimp
      • Jun 2003
      • 14345

      #3
      FDIC insured up to 100k is all I can hope for.

      Most of my money is with investment brokers.. make more money that way
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      • Vendot
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 3376

        #4
        Firstly a bank which will last for more than 2 or 3 yrs.

        I dont want something which I put my money in and it collapses, taking all my money with it. So yeah, I want something Fuck Dick insured.
        "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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        • sniperwolf
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2005
          • 17743

          #5
          Gives higher interest rate for time deposit accounts!
          ~Accepting design works~

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          • buzzy
            Confirmed User
            • May 2007
            • 2606

            #6
            Bump for offshore banks

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            • Scott McD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 67792

              #7
              Hot chicks who work there...


              j/k


              I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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              • pornguy
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Mar 2003
                • 62910

                #8
                Use credit unions.
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                • xmas13
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 5176

                  #9
                  No questions asked. )))) It's our fucking money not yours and we are not married. ))))
                  ICQ 557504926

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                  • Offshore Provider
                    Registered User
                    • May 2008
                    • 17

                    #10
                    What about the location of the bank? Does it have to be in your own country? Or are you pussy ass scared for being out of the country?

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                    • GrouchyAdmin
                      Now choke yourself!
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 12085

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Offshore Provider
                      Or are you pussy ass scared for being out of the country?
                      At this point, I would be if I considered working with you.

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                      • x-rate
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 725

                        #12
                        A bank not scared about adult industry!
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                        • respect
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 18399

                          #13
                          Originally posted by x-rate
                          A bank not scared about adult industry!

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                          • Violetta
                            Affiliate
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 28735

                            #14
                            Originally posted by x-rate
                            A bank not scared about adult industry!
                            hehe... true!
                            M&A Queen

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                            • NemesisEnforcer
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 2122

                              #15
                              Personal relationship (private client services) and of course insured. When you have private client services, they tell you how to get around the $100K FDIC limit.
                              The Only Time When Success Comes Before Work Is In A Dictionary.

                              Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

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                              • Paco, of Large Cash.
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 2267

                                #16
                                Uh ... uhm ... an ATM

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                                • qxm
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 5970

                                  #17
                                  Stability and Female Tellers with Big Boobs .. that way we will at least have something to look at while we wait in line .....

                                  ICQ: 266990876

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                                  • After Shock Media
                                    It's coming look busy
                                    • Mar 2001
                                    • 35299

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Offshore Provider
                                    What about the location of the bank? Does it have to be in your own country? Or are you pussy ass scared for being out of the country?
                                    I guess professional and good customer service is out of the question.

                                    I also know that offshore banks are just a small piece of a super fucking complicated puzzle that takes up way more time, stress, and effort than it does just paying the damn taxes. Not to mention for those in the US, they just allocated a shit load of money to go find offshore money that needs to be taxed; fuck that.

                                    Of course if your still ok with that and are willing to take some risks, specially with fly by night banks. Why not play it a tad bit safer and just use the bank of China. Sure they may be anti adult to a degree. They may also tell you to piss off at some point and keep your money just like any off shore bank. However they sure in the hell will not cooperate with the IRS when it comes to account holders. They also have very advanced online banking. Have offices in numerous countries. Then lets face it, really are not going anywhere anytime soon.

                                    [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                    • florin
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 911

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Jens Van Assterdam
                                      Good advice on how to fraud taxes right
                                      100% anon transactions
                                      But thats just for the start..

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                                      • Vendot
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2002
                                        • 3376

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                        Why not play it a tad bit safer and just use the bank of China. Sure they may be anti adult to a degree. They may also tell you to piss off at some point and keep your money just like any off shore bank. However they sure in the hell will not cooperate with the IRS when it comes to account holders. They also have very advanced online banking. Have offices in numerous countries. Then lets face it, really are not going anywhere anytime soon.
                                        Maybe, but they still have some considerable subprime debt:

                                        http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/bizchin...nt_6854442.htm
                                        "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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                                        • czarina
                                          Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 10751

                                          #21
                                          -- Full Internet Access to my accounts
                                          -- Good interest rates on my money
                                          -- FDIC insured
                                          -- Not to be a pain in the butt, that you have to fight with them every step of the way to get them to do something for you

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                                          • woj
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                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 47880

                                            #22
                                            FDIC insured, internet access, no bullshit fees, high interest rates, other than that I don't really have other needs...
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